Beemerboy, Linda LoveLace or Dolemite For President

[Scaparri]

With the election right around the corner, push is coming to shove, so I just have to show my support for the PMW Party presidential candidate, BeemerBoy.

 

Seeing how the PMW Party is relatively new, I recognize some of ya'll might not be completely familiar. Well, the PMW Party is a political group that bases their positions on the teachings of hip hop prophet, Lil' Wayne. Ever since Master Wayne stated "listening to my music is like reading the Bible," the PMW Movement has thrust into prominence.

 

BeemerBoy's political positions in his "Get High Rule The World '08" presidential campaign are heavily influenced by recent works of Tha Carter, himself.

 

BeemerBoy promises the American people that he will greatly change and revolutionize our great country. He shouts to the people, "Feel me now if you let me, you won't regret me, $%#* if you let me, you won't forget me."

 

His plan for the next four years guarantees to get the U.S. of A. out of the debt that the Bush Administration has left us in. When asked what he plans to do to help jack the economy, he spoke straight from the teachings of The Carter III and said, "My seconds, minutes, hours go to the all mighty dollar." He certainly has unparalleled dedication to our nation's economy.

 

The events that occurred on that fateful September day in 2001 still hits the presidential hopeful hard. When asked about his plan for the ongoing War in Iraq, BeemerBoy showed that he plans to overtake it on a very personal level when he stated, "It ain't a war thang, it's a %$ me, %$ ya'll thang." Judging by that remark, it is obvious that Al-qaeda is in deep $%! This candidate is not messing around.

 

While many call BeemerBoy's 'lack of experience' into question, he asserts that his time on da streetz and the teachings from the P.M.W. movement have him more prepared than the other candidates will ever be. When Democratic candidate Barack Obama asked him why he thought he was more qualified than the Illinois senator, BeemerBoy simply responded, "My criteria compared to your career... this isn't fair." Senator Obama had no comeback. And when Senator McCain questioned the PMW candidate's ability while on the Ellen Degeneres Show, BeemerBoy retorted, "Look homie, you not even on my level."

 

In my eyes, Senator Obama and Senator McCain are clearly outclassed by BeemerBoy. What does everybody else think?

 

PMW 4 LIFE

 

For more info, contact the PMW Headquarters in Austell, GA.

 

Artwork by PMW ballin' running mate, Wes (-41190).

[terrancew_hod]

Since you kids don’t know how to have a political discussion without launching the venom, let’s have some different choices. I've put together three candidates that probably have similar similar platforms; so who would you cast your vote for?

 

Beemer Boy: Overtaking McCain the in the previous poll, Beemer stands for... err... what do you stand for again?

 

Dolemite: America's pimp. Advocating the legalization of prostitution, his motto is "Sell it, ladies, SELL IT." He doesn't stand for the issues, he lays on them.

 

Linda Lovelace: Known for the classic "Deep Throat". She really doesn't stand for anything either, but she'll probably kneel for it.

 

I voted for Dolemite, myself.

 

Cast your votes and if you have any write in candidates, fill free to nominate them!

 

Terry "We'll see how this goes" Weaver

"Dolemite, I put your First Ladies into Kung Fu school. And they real good too!"

If Dolemite was President, he'd go find Bin Laden himself and kick his A$$!

Dolemite and his potential "First Ladies"

Linda Lovelace and her platform

PMW we can believe in!

[mcjaco]

I think we'll merge this with Terrance's kick ass poll.

[generaleclectic]

Hmmmm....

 

I nominate Title Fairy.

[ebl]

Still supporting Scott. Anyone who's into monorails is on the right track.

 

Eric

[terrancew_hod]

Guess I'm going to have to have a fund raiser for Dolemite! Take it away Jimmy!

 

 

Edit: I want that outfit for Halloween! I want to do my '70s moves again and wear my afro!

 

Terry

[ginzo]

I'm writing in Priest from Superfly. He could whip both Dolemite and Shaft with both hands tied behind his back.

 

Also, Priest's theme song was written by Curtis Mayfield, which gives him a lot of points.

 

[Homer]

Bob Dole says vote for Bob Dole... Bob Dole!

[cfc]

^^^Super Fly was one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever. But with all due respect. I think Pam Grier can kick all the candidates' butts.

[mr_teisco_delrey]

The soul-tastic Youtube trips to yesteryear were great, but I am sticking with Beemer.

[krazekiddd]

I'm voting for Scott for two reasons.

 

1 - We have the same name so that means he's awesome.

 

2 - He introduced me to the most amazing Hoagies ever! For that, he should rule the UN.

[terrancew_hod]

^^^Super Fly was one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever. But with all due respect. I think Pam Grier can kick all the candidates' butts.

 

Agreed! But Pam usually stood against what our nominated candidates are standing for!, so we can't include her on the list. Same for Superfly.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stsl0c7STw

 

I see I got another vote for my candidate (that person knows what's up! The original PMW candidate!), but I have to put him on the campaign trail...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91xGIRSAfoc

 

As a side note a good chunk of Rudy Ray Moore's (Dolemite) albums just showed up as MP3 downloads have appeared on Amazon! And I just found the track that I've been looking 8 years for (A skit called Mr Big D..) ! If you like your comedy raw and vile (and you're over 18), I would download one of the tracks.

 

One of his relatively clean PMW jokes went something like this:

 

Over in Vietnam (during the war), two soldiers were getting high under a tree. They got tore up baby. Next thing you know a native comes running out saying "Ah! Ah! The guerrillas are coming! The guerrillas are coming!!!"

 

One of the soldiers said "Don't tell me, tell Tarzan baby!"

 

Terry

[TheRapidsNerd]

Hmmm...while my loyalties as completely useless Royal Viseer are to Beemer and PMW, Dolomite is a solid and righteous candidate. Especially for a 70's child who still remember's his mother's burnt orange, lime green, and yellow pizza keeper and macrome plant holders.

 

My gut says to stay with the PMW ticket, since, sooner or later quality buffalo wings will be served, and, according to my girlfriend (yes pity her) I am a WingSlut.

[terrancew_hod]

^Righteous he is.

 

I saw him in concert years ago and I've never laughed so hard in my life. Rudy went into his "Dolemite for President" speech and he saw some white people up front. (Meanwhile two plates of buffalo wings came out for my friend Sheila and I; we were tearing those wings up!)

 

Anyway, he walked up to the white people and said "If I was president, I wouldn't kill the white people...

 

We need workers to pick the cotton!"

 

The whole place erupted in laughter and I had to do the Heimlich Maneuver on my friend because she started choking on a chicken bone! No one was quite ready for that because people were also spitting out their drinks laughing!

 

Terry "No you didn't, Dolemite" Weaver

[downunder]

It's just a shame we can't morph several people into the one candidate, like the Delgrosso's sauce guy for blind passion, Robb Alvey for production values, Palin's daughter just for a tease, and Linda Lovelace - I haven't seen her work but I have it on good authority from my lab mate in Biology in high school that she was quite an impressive performer.

 

Given the choices I have been given, I'll go down with Linda Lovelace though Dolemite is impressive in a bad mofo kind of way.

[TheRapidsNerd]

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^Righteous he is.

 

I saw him in concert years ago and I've never laughed so hard in my life. Rudy went into his "Dolemite for President" speech and he saw some white people up front. (Meanwhile two plates of buffalo wings came out for my friend Sheila and I; we were tearing those wings up!)

 

Anyway, he walked up to the white people and said "If I was president, I wouldn't kill the white people...

 

We need workers to pick the cotton!"

 

The whole place erupted in laughter and I had to do the Heimlich Maneuver on my friend because she started choking on a chicken bone! No one was quite ready for that because people were also spitting out their drinks laughing!

 

HAHAHAHA!! That's awesome stuff Terry. I would've snarfed too.

 

My gut says to stay with the PMW ticket, since, sooner or later quality buffalo wings will be served

 

On tuesday, my intrenched loyalties to the PMW party were handsomely rewarded. I submit the following....

I love this party! Pepsi Money Wings...4eva!