Ryan Cleans The Side of His House

[cfc]

^Which he probably stole from his neighbor's backyard . . .

 

^^Er, isn't that true of pretty much all rocks?

[Masked_Maverick]

I got a lot of friends they just don't dig amuesment parks so naturally I go to them by myself. It sucks but it's true.

[Wes]

^ Yes, but it's a random rock

 

I know finding your own random rock must be difficult..

1. Walk outside.

2. Find a rock.

3. THERE IS NO STEP THREE!

[Masked_Maverick]

^ Should I be honored that you are being a smart@$$ towards me and I've only been on here less than a year?

[Wes]

No. I just want to understand the motivation of having a rock shipped to you.

[Masked_Maverick]

^ I know it is stupid but for some reason that particular rock jumped out and said coaster buddy to me. Like I said before I have a lot of friends but none of them like roller coasters with exception of a few who never can go anyway.

[Wes]

Ok, so you're serious about taking a ROCK onto roller coasters with you.

 

Considering Cedar Fair's loose article policy, do you really think they will let you on a ride with a ROCK?

 

Did you pay for shipping to have a ROCK, an extremely common natural object that can be found in abundance nearly everywhere in the world, delivered to you?

[Homer]

Whatever happened to the Southport Turtle?

[Carnage]

I've got a rock that I brought on the TPR UK trip. It may have even touched Robb and Elissa at some point.

 

It'll be yours for a bargain basement price of 3 installments of $29.95.

[Jew]

Memo to everyone: just because it is from Ryan and featured in a PTR doesn't mean it is cool.

[Calvin]

^ Yes, but it's a random rock

 

I know finding your own random rock must be difficult..

1. Walk outside.

2. Find a rock.

3. THERE IS NO STEP THREE!

 

For some reason, this doesn't work when trying to find spoons. *buh dum tish*

 

Bonadelle Neighborhoods just put up a big sign on a building near my house. I should steal it.

 

We really need to clean our house. And around our house. In the side yard we have two broken screen doors (damn 98 pound dog), about fourty pieces of wood that would probably burst into flame if you waved a magnifying glass over them, some weirdly damp railroad ties (what), and metal desk on a couch with a bunch of cardboard boxes on them on the back porch. I'd say we're only a couple torn oil-stained Looney Tunes shirts away from being Fresno Hicks (special breed).

 

And yes, that was a Matrix reference.

[larrygator]

Memo to everyone: just because it is from Ryan and featured in a Photo TR doesn't mean it is cool.

 

actually because it is from Ryan and featured in a PTR it is UNCOOL, sort of like a DeLorean. Quite the opposite of RED DAWN AWESOME!

[Carnage]

For some reason, this doesn't work when trying to find spoons. *buh dum tish*

 

Bonadelle Neighborhoods just put up a big sign on a building near my house. I should steal it.

 

We really need to clean our house. And around our house. In the side yard we have two broken screen doors (damn 98 pound dog), about fourty pieces of wood that would probably burst into flame if you waved a magnifying glass over them, some weirdly damp railroad ties (what), and metal desk on a couch with a bunch of cardboard boxes on them on the back porch. I'd say we're only a couple torn oil-stained Looney Tunes shirts away from being Fresno Hicks (special breed).

 

And yes, that was a Matrix reference.

 

Was this post written in some code that only Fresnoians can understand??

[cfc]

^I grew up in California's bountiful San Joaquin Valley, too. Yet even I have trouble translating the Fresnoian tongue. My sister's family lives in Firebaugh, and one of my nephews went to Fresno State--maybe they can help you out.

[BarryH]

I think we need a Fresno to English dictionary, or just a babel fish.

[gisco]

OK, for all of you who wanted a rock from Ryan's house but didn't get one just PM me with what you want from Ryan's yard. For a price, I will go over and steal it and send it to you.

[Carnage]

Dibs on the pellet gun.

 

There'll be a big tip for you Bob if you shoot Ryan with it a bunch of times first.

[larrygator]

thanks Bob - Can you pick me up a rock? I'd like one that bounces, so can you verify that it bounces off of Ryan's noggin first.

[coaster05]

Until this thread I never knew that sheep could type. Maybe at my age I guess I just don't understand the desire to always agree with others.

[Carnage]

thanks Bob - Can you pick me up a rock? I'd like one that bounces, so can you verify that it bounces off of Ryan's noggin first.

 

I'd like a rock that can break glass.

[Calvin]

For some reason, this doesn't work when trying to find spoons. *buh dum tish*

 

Bonadelle Neighborhoods just put up a big sign on a building near my house. I should steal it.

 

We really need to clean our house. And around our house. In the side yard we have two broken screen doors (damn 98 pound dog), about fourty pieces of wood that would probably burst into flame if you waved a magnifying glass over them, some weirdly damp railroad ties (what), and metal desk on a couch with a bunch of cardboard boxes on them on the back porch. I'd say we're only a couple torn oil-stained Looney Tunes shirts away from being Fresno Hicks (special breed).

 

And yes, that was a Matrix reference.

 

Was this post written in some code that only Fresnoians can understand??

 

Yes.

 

Bloop bloop blorp.

 

Actually, no, that post was sort of a collection of thoughts. In order: A Matrix joke, a Bonadelle joke (in Ryan's report he steals a Bonadelle sign), a list of crap in our backyard, a Fresno Hicks joke (female Fresno hicks, and hicks everywhere, tend to wear godawful Looney Tunes shirts), and then I tell you that yes, that was indeed a Matrix reference.

 

 

 

There is no Matrix reference.

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