Photo TR: Joe Cooks Again!!

[ParkTrips]

the pictures tell it all

After eating, I dumped the nasty stuff in the woods. It would have stunk up the house. That ends this abomination of a meal.

mmm... sausage and cheese burrito. But it could have used more of both =/

OK I got rid of some of the shells, and now it was edible.

.. another look at the behemoth of a taco

I guess this will work.. but it didn't. I used 4 tortilla shells and that was far too many!

Hm. That probably could have used more than 5 mins in the oven.

Time to get the "thing" I was cooking out, and I didn't want to add any more crapiness by burning myself, so I picked up a mitt..

yup, I kinda made a mess in my mom's kitchen

Joey would KILL for something this size

I really don't know what to do with it, no way in hell will I eat it now

Oven POV

now that I cleaned that up, into the oven it goes

My seal didn't work too well. When I picked it up, I had a little accident. Son of a..

OK its now ready to go in the oven, I just have to seal it up

I figured I'd throw it into the tortilla shells with cheese...

Looks done to me, time to bring it into the kitchen and do something with it

I gave up on the meat and sauce, and made sure not to mess up the sausage outside..

No amount of spice in the world could salvage this disaster

BUT, I will try to cover it up if I can..

That looks WAY too tomato-y for me.

ok so I wasn't sure what to do with the sauce - use it for dipping, or mix it in. I mixed it in!

I made the grave mistake of seeing what was in the croc pot... ewwwww

heh, it's like I am at home

wow that's pretty nasty

mmm... meat...

now to drain the meat

Back outside, the sausages are starting to look good

... and one last pic for Dan!!

Here's one for Wally, to show that my stepdad helps pay his salary, grrr

Let's turn the oven on too... I guess the caption could also be "Hi Joey!"

mmm... browning beef

Time to start the stove

OK I can leave these smoking out here for a while... back inside

Hi Elissa!!

alright, time to fire it up

let's go clean off the grille..

here is what I bought at the store, and what I will be working with today. Hmmm, what can I do?

[CoasterFanatic]

You could have bought a $1 pouch of Ol' El Paso and made your life a little bit easier.

 

Please post more cooking TRs. These are great.

[mcjaco]

Joe, you really do have too much time on your hands.

[SharkTums]

It boggles my mind that someone of your um 'size' could mess up food so well!

[weeow]

Way to improvise Joe! Looked edible!

[Meteornotes]

This was all kinds of awesome. What the hell was in that crock pot? Leftover Taco Bell food?!?

 

You were using McCormick spices, so at least one good ingredient went into that culinary experiment.

 

dt

[terrancew_hod]

Err,

 

So what was your goal when you passed Wendy's and headed into Publix for your festive meal? I know a triple bacon cheese burger would have cost as much as the jar of tomato sauce.

 

And if you ate that ground beef-tomato sauce-chili pepper- red pepper creation, the next shots would have been of the toilet paper roll!

 

Terrance

[CoasterFanatic]

You were using McCormick spices, so at least one good ingredient went into that culinary experiment.

 

I was actually going to say something about that. not only are you paying Wally's wage, but also Mary's.

[the sound]

You could have bought a $1 pouch of Ol' El Paso and made your life a little bit easier.

 

Yeah. Old el Paso is way easier and better tasting then homemade "Mystery Sauce".

 

Nice work on stuffing up cooking some food Jow.

[ParkTrips]

You could have bought a $1 pouch of Ol' El Paso and made your life a little bit easier.

So what was your goal when you passed Wendy's and headed into Publix for your festive meal? I know a triple bacon cheese burger would have cost as much as the jar of tomato sauce.

yeah, but neither of those would have been as fun!!

 

I'm hungry again now, but I will stick to a bowl of Apple Jacks since that is always good.

[arrowfanman]

Yessss! A food PTR! Joe has returned!

 

 

I think instead of Rachel Ray, it should be Joe with his face on all of the cracker-boxes!

 

-Jahan

[DerekRx]

I'd still like to know what Joe was thinking when he thru tomato sauce on hamburger while he was making a sausage taco/burrito. What was the proposed final meal supposed to be?? And 5 minutes in the oven!

 

Joe totally needs his own cooking show on Food Network!

[niiicolaaah]

I think he just cooked up a bunch of random stuff in the hopes that inspiration would come to him somewhere along the way.

 

[ParkTrips]

Nicole pretty much nailed it..

[What Now]

White Men can't fix tacos.

[Masked_Maverick]

At least you tried man better luck next time you try another cooking TPR

[gisco]

Did you pour the grease down the drain?

[ParkTrips]

Yes I did, with hot water. If you're not supposed to do that, oh well, my mom does it too so I doubt I will be solely responsible for effing something up.

[mcjaco]

I think he just cooked up a bunch of random stuff in the hopes that inspiration would come to him somewhere along the way.

 

 

I often get inspiration from my sausage too.