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Who impregnated Elissa?  

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  1. 1. Who impregnated Elissa?

    • Robb
      28
    • Jahan and "Da Cock"
      5
    • Ryan King
      26
    • The president of Vekoma
      9
    • Joe and his Quad Boobs
      2
    • Chip
      7
    • Dale
      10
    • Barry Hom
      15
    • Immaculate Conception
      7
    • High Class British Porn Star Louise
      19
    • A Turkey Baster... with vasoline!
      34
    • Other
      15
    • Derek
      5


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^The four people that voted for Derek:

 

1.) Derek

2.) Nicole

3.) Robb

4.) Turkey baister

 

Hey, what you worry? We now know Derek is fertile!

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^I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of how Lou would make Elissa pregnant. Did David Crosby donate sperm?

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Hey! I didn't vote for myself, I didn't even vote, though if I did, it would probably be for "other" as I believe it to have happened accidentally when Elissa sat down on one of the many fine coasters at SFMM. You KNOW how clean those seats are!

 

I would never impregnate Elissa, I need that child support money for beer, electronics, and coaster trips.

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I have to admit the addition of the turkey baster did throw off the odds. I voted for Barry only because I know those are the votes that make Elissa cringe the most. However, Melanie had a good point about the Balder hammer.

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Without the vasoline, Barry would have totally won. I still don't know why Ryan has all those votes - he's not even legal! (and this is Elissa we're talking about, not Robb!!) Oh, and Robb is in third place? booooo!!!

 

I am glad I am with Jahan in last! That way when they're least suspicious...

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I voted for Lou!

 

She's hot and everyone wants her, so don't I also???

 

LOL! So sweet. But I'm out of the running now, sadly. Stupid lack of penis! Suspend your disbelief and vote for me, people!!

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I am glad I am with Jahan in last! That way when they're least suspicious...

 

Covering your tracks, I see! We all know Elissa has a good knowledge of Joe's quad boobs.

 

Exhibit A:

 

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I am glad I am with Jahan in last! That way when they're least suspicious...

 

Joe - you were included in the poll as a joke, since everyone knows you were busy filing and stapling papers at the time of conception

 

and again Ryan is very popular with the pre-pube crowd.

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