Wishmaster Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 ^ The Haunted Mansion Man 1: Danger's my middle name. Man 2: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 The Last Boy Scout (man 2 loads a shell into a shotgun) man 1: " Hey you can't do that!" man 2: " Wrong." "man 2 blows away man 1 with his shot gun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Terminator "I wanted run through the streets yelling every day after this is a Gift, use it well. Instead I got drunk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Terminator 2 "I didn't come here all the way from Ireland to have my land pissed on by a coupple of free grazers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 ^Open Range "Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holiday's come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I think that's from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" "Excuse me, Tan-ja, but I couldn't find any Dickies." "That's because we're all sold out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Undercover Brother You're my new saturday night thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Roadhouse "A non-terrestrial intelligence?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Independance Day? guy 1 - "Nice Night for a walk, eh?" -chuckles- guy2 - "Nice night for a walk" guy1 - "Oh....wash day tomorrow...nothing clean....right?" guy2 - "Nothing clean, right." LMAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrider06 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The Terminator "You are alright? " " Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayjay719 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Ghostrider "Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 ^Stand by me. Guy 1- "Do you know why they put oxygen masks on planes?" Guy 2- "So you can breath." Guy 1- "Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing- 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinT Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 ^ Fight Club " 'Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth.' Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Escape from L.A. Now the whole world will know you died scratching my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Casino Royale (really funny line from James Bond!) "You made a time machine....out of a Delorean!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Back to the Future. " Accidents happen all the time what makes you think it was murder?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 A Time To Kill Man 1 "By my head, here comes the Capulets." Man 2 "By my heel, I care not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderLock Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Romeo and Juliet. "Do I look like a cop?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 A Time To Kill Man 1 "By my head, here comes the Capulets." Man 2 "By my heel, I care not." Actually it is from an upcoming movie Hot Fuzz done by the same guys who made Shaun Of The Dead. Sorry if it was too obscure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 ^ thats ok what i do is i type the quote into google and see the movie that comes up! HINT: this movie has not been released yet! Doc Block "We got to lose the arm Joe." Joe "What do you mean lose arm..my arm?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Grindhouse. Freaking Rex Manning day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Empire Records "I'm wearing a suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and also I don't have a crying problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 ^Punch Drunk Love (I think I'm one of the two people who saw this in the theater) "I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 True Lies. And Punch-Drunk Love rocks my socks. "This isn't funny. This isn't cute. See, the way we're looked at? Because, I'm not a toy. I'm not a doll. The way we're looked at because you think we're cute? Because--what? I'm made to feel like a freak...if I answer questions...or I'm smart...or I have to go to the bathroom? What is that, Jimmy? What is that? I'm asking you that." "I'm not sure, Stanley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Magnolia Here's an obscure one for ya: "I saw you eating that ice cream cone, ice cream eating motherf***er!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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