Wishmaster Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 ^ The Haunted Mansion Man 1: Danger's my middle name. Man 2: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 The Last Boy Scout (man 2 loads a shell into a shotgun) man 1: " Hey you can't do that!" man 2: " Wrong." "man 2 blows away man 1 with his shot gun)
Chris Benvenuto Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Terminator "I wanted run through the streets yelling every day after this is a Gift, use it well. Instead I got drunk."
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Terminator 2 "I didn't come here all the way from Ireland to have my land pissed on by a coupple of free grazers."
BelizeIt Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 ^Open Range "Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holiday's come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun."
pagemaster_b Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 I think that's from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" "Excuse me, Tan-ja, but I couldn't find any Dickies." "That's because we're all sold out."
Masked_Maverick Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 Undercover Brother You're my new saturday night thing.
PKI Jizzman Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 Independance Day? guy 1 - "Nice Night for a walk, eh?" -chuckles- guy2 - "Nice night for a walk" guy1 - "Oh....wash day tomorrow...nothing clean....right?" guy2 - "Nothing clean, right." LMAO!!!!!
crazyrider06 Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 The Terminator "You are alright? " " Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good"
Jayjay719 Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 Ghostrider "Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents."
BelizeIt Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 ^Stand by me. Guy 1- "Do you know why they put oxygen masks on planes?" Guy 2- "So you can breath." Guy 1- "Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing- 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
KevinT Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 ^ Fight Club " 'Life is good in Los Angeles... it's paradise on Earth.' Ha ha ha ha. That's what they tell you, anyway. "
Masked_Maverick Posted February 20, 2007 Posted February 20, 2007 Escape from L.A. Now the whole world will know you died scratching my balls.
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 Casino Royale (really funny line from James Bond!) "You made a time machine....out of a Delorean!"
Masked_Maverick Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 Back to the Future. " Accidents happen all the time what makes you think it was murder?"
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 A Time To Kill Man 1 "By my head, here comes the Capulets." Man 2 "By my heel, I care not."
CommanderLock Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Romeo and Juliet. "Do I look like a cop?"
Masked_Maverick Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 A Time To Kill Man 1 "By my head, here comes the Capulets." Man 2 "By my heel, I care not." Actually it is from an upcoming movie Hot Fuzz done by the same guys who made Shaun Of The Dead. Sorry if it was too obscure.
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 ^ thats ok what i do is i type the quote into google and see the movie that comes up! HINT: this movie has not been released yet! Doc Block "We got to lose the arm Joe." Joe "What do you mean lose arm..my arm?"
Masked_Maverick Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 Grindhouse. Freaking Rex Manning day.
Calvin Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 Empire Records "I'm wearing a suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and also I don't have a crying problem."
BelizeIt Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 ^Punch Drunk Love (I think I'm one of the two people who saw this in the theater) "I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic."
Calvin Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 True Lies. And Punch-Drunk Love rocks my socks. "This isn't funny. This isn't cute. See, the way we're looked at? Because, I'm not a toy. I'm not a doll. The way we're looked at because you think we're cute? Because--what? I'm made to feel like a freak...if I answer questions...or I'm smart...or I have to go to the bathroom? What is that, Jimmy? What is that? I'm asking you that." "I'm not sure, Stanley."
Luxo Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Magnolia Here's an obscure one for ya: "I saw you eating that ice cream cone, ice cream eating motherf***er!"
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