Jack57 Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Hello everyone, I was wondering, what is in a "big bag of TPR crap"? Is there things like TPR shirts, DVDs, pins, or something? Also, does anyone know if Robb or Elissa sell them? I was thinking of buying one... Please post back!
Jack57 Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Oh man... What's in it though? The things i mentioned?
niiicolaaah Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 I once received a bag of crap from Robb & Elissa. It was glorious!
ParkTrips Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Well i know there's crap. But what? its not that hard... ???
TheArchfiend Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 I love a nice bag of crap. How can the words "nice" and "bag of crap" go in the same sentence? Thats like saying; "I got caught in the middle of a hillarious gun fight this morning." Now a bag of Poptarts... that's nice! A hillarious morning Poptart fight... that's even nicer!
Hercules Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Has anyone thrown a flaming bag of crap onto someone's doorstep?
BelizeIt Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 The contents in the TPR "bag of crap" is a secret, typically shared among those who have been fortunate enough to receive it. Similar to the mysterious "White Box" the Alveys received from Disney, when they became husband and wife at WDW. (Only the Alveys know the actual contents, and their not telling)
Wes Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 It's just a bag full of glitter and a bunch of left over chopsticks from their last party!
Rollerholden Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 And how do you win this bag of glitter and left over chop sticks?
Wes Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Fine...$98 but that's my FINAL OFFER. Remember, Robb and Elissa both *personally touched* the bag, the glitter, and the chopsticks. I could sell this for $300 easily.
Rollerholden Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 I wonder how much it would go for on eBay if you said that.
Luxo Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Fine...$98 but that's my FINAL OFFER. Remember, Robb and Elissa both *personally touched* the bag, the glitter, and the chopsticks. I could sell this for $300 easily. Throw in a strand of Robb's chest hair and it's a done deal.
Hercules Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 This thread is a flaming bag of crap. Awwwww.... that's not nice. Now you have offended all of the flaming bags of crap out there.
benzo41190 Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 ^Well one TPR member was very lucky and got an ass crack hair. Thats like a $100 value....YOURS FOR $300!
WillMontu Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 Items you might find in such a bag: Pocket Lint A used TPR wristband A strand of Elissa's hair (but only for those who win the big contests) An expired ticket to Knott's Berry Farm A lifetime membership to the video store on the corner of Lincoln and Olympic An empty cigarette box found in the parking lot at Six Flags Over Georgia
Louise Posted July 24, 2006 Posted July 24, 2006 ^ You've just singlehandedly ensured that nobody will ever want one again!
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