Ryan King

Wow! Its creepy that you just bumped this because I had JUST posted thta picture in the "My Favorite Picture" thread! -Ryan "Still Funny Shiz!" King

Oh god...Robb...Im still standing behind this one! Robb's Foam Volcano

I almost built you shelving units! So I mean..come on! I just read...somewhere..i dont remember where..that you can buy an Ikea tool set thing to put those things together! Did you buy the set...?

I'll also be willing to trade park maps... I have maps from HHN's Sweet 16 Left over.... Busch Gardens maps with Python still there... SFMM Jumbo Map... Disneyworld Maps... LMK! -Ryan

Hello Out There! I normally pick up a park map from every park Ive been to..they have a nice little place on my wall... And Sadly..I didnt get maps for these parks when I was in the UK UK-: Fantasy Island Blackpool Pleasure Beach Southport - Did they even HAVE any!?! Alton Towers Flamingoland Joyland / Great Yarmouth Botton's Pleasure Beach US-: Knotts Berry Farm Six Flags Over Texas Great America (California) Can any of you TPR Peeps Help me out??? -Ryan "Thanks!" King P.S. Pictures of my wall below... Haha! Stupid Joe! From Inside the Room From The Door...

Sorry Barry...but I dont think ill be giving you my address! -Ryan "Mom always told me to never talk to strangers!" King

Gah...stupid SFMM Unless I should count our crappy parks here in Fresno... *sigh* -Ryan

Hey Cypress Fans! Jahan, if you dont mind, http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29930&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=80 This is Jahan's trip report from when "The Group" went to Cypress Gardens. To back up what weve been saying in this thread...Cypress was very well kept (As seen in the photos) and everything was working! Jahan pretty much sums Cypress Gardens up at the end of his TR. I pretty much stand behind Jahans reasoning, and also it kinda goes along with the Starliner. If you actually take time to read and observe, youll notice that Cypress DOESNT need this coaster! But someting along the lines of a more unique ride to bring in the park admissions.. So if you can somehow find something negative that I have said..bring it forward so I can shoot you down! Case CLOSED! -Ryan "Im DONE With these Cypress Gardens Fan Boys!!!" King

Just wait till Fresno gets a kick ass park! Just wait... -Ryan

Oh...God...

Hello TPR World! Well..Thought Id post a story of mine! So Thursday Night, I was "Scootering" Home from a buddy's house. I was JUST coming on to our street when my scooter hit some water and spun out! The scooter hit ground And I skid about 5-6 feet on my right arm...pictures are below! Luckily I had my TPR Sweater on...or else the damage wouldve been MUCH worse! But I love my scooter to death, but with the racing slik tires it just does NO good in water! Ive also placed below pictures of my scooter...a Go-Ped that Ive had for 5 years plus and it still runs awesome! So share your stories, your scooter pics, or laughter at my pain! -Ryan My Gas Scooter The Aftermath

^ Eh! At least I quoted it! So we still have it! w00t! -Ryan "Thanks Robb!" King

Ive actually been suprised by some of those kiddie coasters out there! I find them to be rather enjoyable at times! One of these would be "Treetops Coaster" at Oakwood! Maybe its under "Family Coaster" but I kinda see these to be the same! Some of these coasters have suprised me by being very good! -Ryan

Army Smash! I too..just saw the commercial..but see! They Get you! They try to brush off the bad grammer by saying "Strong" then theres.. "Army Strong"... God..who thought of this! Im hoping the Army trys to change this saying...while we in California try to change our State Song!

Why is it when you post! You sum up ALL that I want to say! Well..I agree with Derek! -Ryan

Sorry to bring up a long dead topic...heres my costume I competed in the Costume Contest...yeah..I won! Dr. Jones! (Me at school for thier costume contest)

Exactly what I was thinking. LOL Come on Ted..what did I ever do to you! *sigh*

Gotta say...Im siding with Ted on dis sheet

Like, even the small threads im sure, with some of the immature people on this site, will raise battles. I mean..come on!

Because someone has to devise a plan to save their marriage! My rant: That Ryan has a habit of leaving these sorts of paper trails! It just doesn't make for good press! -Jahan Youre Right! Touche Jahan!

We are offering constructive criticism dumbass! Where have you been! Weve been saying that the park can become much better! They dont need Starliner! Weve been saying that the park looks nice, well kept etc! You make it sound like were smashing it all the time! And yeah..your 13...WTF! -Ryan

Yeah..it has a history behind it..and should be LEFT as HISTORY! It was saved from being demolished by sitting in a boggy field for months on end? The Starline sounds like its a lame coaster! I probablly wont be making a trip out there to ride it! Personally, Id rather go ride the Zippin Pippin then the Starliner! Robb is totally right! And I think that spending the money to put up a "Historical" coaster is a waste! Save the money, Invest in something MUCH better and more unique! The Starliner is just going take up needed space in that park... -Ryan

Well...Let me put it this way... It was Dark at home...Dad was sleeping...I read this report... Dad is now awake... hmmm *scratches head* -Ryan

You know how much I love you, and how much I play with y'all, you hush now. I GUESS! As long as Im still welcome out there once I turn 18! Elissa - Man I bet you were wishing I was there to put all that stuff together for you! I put those freakin lamps together in less then 4 minutes! Tops!

Yes! The looping straw kicked ass! I do remember Elissa giving me dirty looks from the FAR end of the table! And turing around and seeing the BIG HUGE GIGANTIC Black Waiter behind me with a look of death really scared me! -Ryan