Ryan King

EDIT - I was signed in and Robb posted as me! I LIKE CHICKS! I LOVE YOU LOU!

I like men.

Yup! Elissa and I are having some awesome pasta tonight thanks to you Joe! Why dont you come out here and make it for us! -Ryan

Im sorry Jahan...But you REALLY do love DA Cock! Tonight was an example! *Looks at Elissa!* -Ryan

Glad I got MY Highroller Credit!

If you made PVC Outline / Supports. Bought a butt load of black fabric and hung it from the PVC frames. Also get some smoke Machines and for sure some strobe lights like Dallas suggested. That would work best in my opinion

Really Nice to See a Trip Report from someone with only 18 posts! I love seeing TR's come from people who are new at it. Good TR! I really enjoyed it. Keep it up! Only one suggestion, I would like to see a few more coaster photos. Your captions were rather good etc. Thanks for the TR! -Ryan

Well, I didnt much like this Trip Report - But its mostly all my opinions - I found all the rides on top of the Stratosphere to be very enjoyable. Instead of slamming them, and NOT telling us why! You just said complete waste of money. Why didnt you like them? Instead of slamming them, give us some reasons to back up your claims. I found all the coasters in Vegas to be Semi-Enjoyable. AGAIN, you slam them and no really tell us WHY you chose not to like them. I personally havent rode all the coasters in Vegas, and i wouldve loved to hear some opinions besides "Penis" Captions couldve used a little work, but I did like seeing the pictures. -Ryan

The first time I ever took a breath was when I came out of my mother's womb! Does this count at all...? -Ryan

Dude! I rode that Ferris Wheel In Austria! I Was SOOO mad that those coasters were closed! GAH! This TR made me upset that I coudlnt get those credits! But! None the less! Awesome TR! As He^ said above...its awesome seeing these odd-ball parks! Something besides SF and Universal Studios! -Ryan King

Now THATS What I call some good pounding! ! -Ryan Elissa is the NO fun girl! She doenst like to have ANY fun!

"Not Another Barry Caption Game!" Thanks for finally using me Barry! XD - Just for Robb! -Ryan

Im sure Elissa cant wait! haha!

It was sooo good! Ill bring you one on Saturday!

Dude...i know! Im not even freakin fat like Joe! I just scrunch my head back which gives me the multiple chins look. SORRY JOE! -Ryan

Ferris Wheel Video YOU MAY NOW POST! Ferris Wheel.wmv

More Pics + Video! Derek Pose #3 Ummm...Lou? I tried it! Yummm! South Port! Now Check This Out...I couldnt believe it...view video below Fair Overview Night Cool Riptide Thing! BEWARE THE SPINACH More Shots of the BROKEN Coaster STILL BROKEN! Ah...Im happy now! Just for YOU Rich! Sad and Pathetic! FINALLY! I went back, and got my Go-Gator Credit! SUCK IT JOEY! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah Joey! Giants!

More Pics! South Port Turtles! Derek Pose #2 Derek Pose #1 Beer Shot for Derek! BOOOO! Hey Robb! Remember Them? For those of you that DONT know what Im talking about. At SFMM The woman in the AT&T Booth WOULDNT pound me! DUDE! The Local Famous News Caster Warren Armstrong...And hes Pounding me...Armstrong..get it? Eh... Hey Spookbaby...Wanna Get Hammered with me Baby? Feel The Thrill Bungee Jumping! Check this out... My FIRST Deep Fried Twinkie! Me Doing the Pictching MPH Machine. I pitch at 43 MPH Hey Cameron. How you doin? Photogenic Fair in the Sunset! I think Bob Fell Asleep Me on the really stupid flat ride! I made It! Really Bad @$$ Slide! Were Frightened. Cant you tell? Doom Buggies? Dark Ride! Also Lammmmmeee! Nothing Like South Pier! Bob & I's First Flat Ride like this! Awesome Flat Ride! My Personal Favorite! Random Fair Shot Robb's UBBER Wet Dream! Robb's Wet Dream! Lammmmmeeee Maze! Ferris Wheel #2! Another Wacky Worm Shot I love this picture! I Pounded Her, Dont worry! Telemundo!

So the trip to the Fresno Fair! Overall it was a good trip. EXCEPT MY CREDIT WAS BROKEN! I was able to get ¾ of the credits! So I was pleased. I hope you enjoy it! -Ryan "Pound Me!" King! DO NOT POST UNTIL ALL PICTURES ARE POSTED! ___________________________________________________________ Please, Visit My Other TR's... Roeding Park / Rotary Playground / Storybook Land (Fresno, CA) Blackbeards Family Fun Center!(Fresno, CA) Big Fresno Fair(Fresno, CA) Disneyland Resort / California Adventure(Anaheim, CA) Life Without Theme Park Review(Fresno, CA) This Is for you Cameron I didnt have enough tickets for the Powered Chair Ride STILL A BROKEN CREDIT!!!! Tornado The Seats. There was padding on the top. So when they STOPPED oyu on the top of the loop..you wouldnt have a concusion Am I going to Die? The Sign. Why? Why Not? Wow...It Looks PISSED! Chicago Loop? WTF? Oh...Im pleased! Wacky Worm Car = Sexy Wacky Worm Track. It was Well Kept. Even had an onride photo! Up Up Up To the LIFTHILL! One More Credit in the Pocket! Bob Seems Very Pleased With Wacky Worms! Wacky Worm! That Stupid @$$ wouldnt let me ride it! Ill be back when you change shifts! Helix Thing! More Grand Prix Right Behind you Bob! Theres my Car! Bob Is SOOO Ready! Loading Station Grand Prix Baby! Practically Brand New! Photogenic Ferris Wheel The ride was held up by these. Safe? In Fresno, YES! Haha! Ghetto Fresno Stands! Ferris...Ferris...Ferris Bueller? In front of the coaster...flat rides and such Twisty Crap God @$@%#% BROKEN!!!!! NO!!!! Mark 1 Flying Hanger things... Yay! Fianlly! Im There! GGRRR! Traffic! I HATE Fresno! The Ghetto Fresno Hospital AKA The Knife & Gun Club Well, Start Us Off With A Ghetto house in Fresno

So, PKI ManJZ and I have been pondering the question... Where do Babie Come From? What Are the "Birds" and the "Bees". Were REALLY confused! If you could use diagrams or something to explain it, I would really appreciate it! Thanks Robb / Elissa! -Ryan & PKI ManJZ

Im betting Casey wrote "Thanks" on that sign! He was PISSED about not being able to get his crappy X Credit! HAHA! Well Jahan, youve done it again. Awesome TR Dude! (Theres your praise) -Ryan

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Im looking forward to the pictures! Take plenty of them, I am actually much anticiapting to see what theyve done! -Ryan

I watched it...I laughed..but I think I'd rather watch some kid go down the stiars in a Vekoma Box Coaster... Thats just me... -Ryan

Well...GUY...I must say...I GUESS...you deserve your 30% raise...30% in raising a BS Topic! Oh DENI3D Wow...that was dumb... -Ryan "What Movie...Spindle Movies?" King