Guy T. Koepp

^^In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit, while looking over the TR a ginormous "DAMN!" did slip out of my mouth. So Kudos! Oh Jow! (cough)Wuss!(cough) Guy "And I was paraphrasing my thoughts when I uttered that particular DAMN!" Koepp

And this one is in 1080p, which makes it 2 times better than 1080i. Guy "Next up RCitR in 3-D HD!" Koepp

Awesome pictures of AM! I wish I was able to take more when I was there several weeks ago. It's hard when you have the entire family in tow. But, you are exactly right with your assessment of the attraction going into just any park. This would never work at a 6F or CF. Far to many polite, tolerant, efficient, and knowledgeable employees are needed to run this entire apparatus. I don't think they hire the manpower with an attention span long enough to warrant it. Dollywood is a perfect place for this and it fits in nicely with the entire area. My family spent an easy 2 hours playing on the structure, and there are still a few corners that we didn't get to. We can't wait to get back in a few weeks. Adventure Mountain is seriously an awesome attraction! Guy "I got my junk hosed by a geyser too! So I guess you could say when AM gets excited, it squirts! And that's a good thing! " Koepp

So let me get this straight. From what Paula says, "The Indiana Beach Crow threw a 1 ton sac of Intamin corn at the new trains out of jealousy, because Wildebeest is so awesome that they fear for their lives that it and the Timberliners will try to eat them." Guy "Of course I'm paraphrasing." Koepp

I'm in! Guy "Cause er'thang is better in HD!" Koepp

Good to see all these little improvements. The park looks really nice. Me and the fam are trying to get down there for the first time this weekend. Guy "Put our Club TPR cards to good use." Koepp

Wow! So much awesomeness packed into one weekend! However, I am confused. Being with TPR for quite a while now, I thought I knew all the inside jokes. Dan & water, Joey & small penis, Robb & Ass, Elissa & food, Me & Kim Possible, Jeff & old, etc. However, I don't get the joke with photoshopping Tyler into photos twice. What am I missing? Oh, who won the TH water challenge? Guy "Wish I was there." Koepp

I'm jealous! Hope you all are having a blast!

Awesome TR JimmyBo! I only have one question regarding the whole rib cracking thing. Was it any worse than riding a scrambler with yours truly? Guy "Peace Bro!" Koepp

Interesting tidbit of information. Good to know. Guy "Thanky!" Koepp

I am so confused by this contest, and now much more gladder for not having a twitter account. Guy "Funny TR by the way. Even though it hurt my brain." Koepp

I think this is a very interesting decision. I think this guy did an admirable job with the Paramount parks. I always think a little shake up in upper management is always a good thing. It lets them know they're not infallible. Guy "History will be the final decision on if this is a good thing or not." Koepp

My God that burger looks amazing! I'll take two please! Awesome TR. I am definitely hitting this park up the next time I work in NY.

It's even scarier because it's in french. Gui "I wonder if this coaster will bathe regularly, or just wear a lot of cologne?" Le'Duche-Koepp

Don't forget the school of feral piranha that escaped from "Aquarium" at said Opry Mills Mall.

^It's called a word filter. Guy "And it rocks!" Koepp

C'mon people. F'ing Twilight?! Don't you want your kids names to be vibrant and full of life? Not one of those characters has any redeeming qualities. What do you want to tell your kid when they ask you how you came up with their name? "Oh hunny, we named you that after a clinically depressed girl who wants to be dead so badly that she dates a Vampire in hopes that she one day will become one of the undead herself. Isn't that cool?" "Wow! Thanks Mom. I'm just gonna go upstairs, put on some Morrisey, take a hot bath, and slit my wrists before I breed your "idiot gene" into another life before I turn 16." Be original. Alana and I spent months coming up with good, well thought out, vibrant, quality names for our children. My kids don't even have my or Alana's maiden last names. We created an entirely new last name for our family so they could have their own identities away from the oppressive expectations of overbearing ancestors. Guy "God D@mn it! I hate Twilight!" Koepp

Was it just me, or did it sound rather squeaky and shaky? Guy "Not butter smooth, like all other Vekoma SLCs." Koepp

That was epic coverage of just one small area of this entire park. I'm finding it hard to recollect if you missed anything. Very in depth coverage. Much like my local in depth news.

Mine too. Seems there will be several of us there that have never been before. Should be fun to finally get to this place.

Those are awesome photos. I am really looking forward to riding this on Coastermania weekend.

What a great collection of old coaster photos Shane. It brought a tear to my eye when I saw King Cobra and Mountain Express. I loved those rides.

^Can I add toxic goo coming from barrels.

That video was awesome! I can't wait!

^If this works on Texas Giant, that very well may happen.