Wes

^ None of it was real. They said it was a publicity stunt fairly recently. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.A.T.u. According to that article, I guess their new album drops tomorrow? Maybe they should have waited til' Spring 06 and tied it in with the coaster.

The amount of porn that is filmed in a 4 mile radius around my apartment on a daily basis would put most people to shame. Heck, my friend's next door neighbors rent out their house for porn shoots.

Some friends wanted to go to SFMM, so I begrudgingly headed out there with them. Typical SFMM operations: crappy with a side of terrible. My girlfriend isn't a big fan of roller coasters, but somehow I persuaded her onto Goliath. She didn't much like it. Goldrusher was running one train! The employees all around the park seemed like they could care less (a group of them were just talking in the Jet Stream station, not even bothering grouping guests or anything...retarded!). The lines for food or drink were ridiculous. Needless to say, we got a couple rides and then BOLTED. Stupid SFMM. Since Robb update with construction stuff yesterday, there's not much else to report or add. There's some track in the parking lot, there's some cut down trees, there's some markers. Woweeee. Oh and we saw a woman with insane back hair. Here's some pics: A parting shot of ColossSHITSPIDER!!! OMG CHECK OUT THE BACK HAIR ON THIS CHICK!!! GROSSSS. "Hey, what's up? No, I'm not busy, there's just a 20 person line to get lemonade. Yeah, I can talk. Did you see Laguna Beach last week?" This is how Arrowhead water grows in the wild. What do X and the Northridge mall have in common? They're both in a VALLEY. Stucks to be you. Soon, russian pseudo-lesbian pop duos will be flying through here. There aren't trees in this picture. Can you tell she LOVED it? I'm probably ignoring every safety warning by riding Goliath. Where's Joey? Some land clearing above Valencia Falls. This would have been interesting if Robb didn't post it yesterday. (jerk) Six Flags CalifOHSHITSPIDERS!!!!

Are you calling me a chick? Here's my most classic "Oh shit, I'm so dumb." moments: - Over the summer, my parents went to China with their friends. Their friends have a mini-van, and since there would be four people plus luggage, they asked me to pick them from the airport using the friends' mini-van instead of my parent's smaller car. I said sure. I am used to driving a smaller car (Jetta and Corolla) but I've driven my girlfriend's old SUV before, and I hadn't had a problem. The day before their flight arrived, I dropped off my car at my parent's and drove the mini-van back to my apartment (so I could just wake up from my place and leave, since it's closer to the airport). I was nervous about driving their car, I didn't want to mess it up. The entire drive on the freeway I was going 50mph max and making sure no one was around when I made lane changes and such. Luckily the drive home was smooth, and I reached my apartment's parking structure...success! So I go to turn into my space and suddenly I hear ~~~**CRRRRRRRSSSSHHHXXXXX**~~~ "Oh shit, what the fuck did I do?" I swing open the car door and see I've scrapped the back end of the car against a support post that's next to my spot. With my smaller car, the turning radius to get in was alot easier than with a bigger car. I completely miscalculated and totally fucked up the side of their mini-van. To make matters worse, it was somehow WEDGED against the support post, and more damage had to be incurred to get it free. Needless to say, the friends weren't very pleased when I picked them up the next day. Luckily, insurance covered most of it, and I had to pay only $200. me dumb lol

Well, something so incredibly stupid just happened, and I felt like I needed to post it. So let's all share the golden little moments where we weren't our brightest. It'll be cathartic. Today's story of personal retardation: I was going out to grab something to eat. I decided to take out a plastic bag full of trash. So I had my keys and the bag in the same hand (YOU PROBABLY SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING). I live on the third floor of an apartment complex, so we have a garbage chute that leads to a main dumpster. (YOU MUST SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED NOW). So I open the latch and throw the bag away (CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?) and the keys snag on the bag and down the chute they go. I stand there dumbfounded for a second, trying to process what the hell just happened. I scream out, "Oh fuck me." and race down the flight of stairs and into the dumpster holding area. The chute is backed up with bags, so I had to pull some bags away to even find my bag. It smelled like ass and a half and it was really dark. After a few minutes of moving around mucked up bags, I found my bag, but my keys are not attached. I'm dreading the thought of actually climbing into the garbage bin to locate them, but it seems like it may have to come to it. At this point, you're probably thinking, "Wes, why don't you just go get new keys made?" Well, yes that was an option. However, my apartment complex issues us this little electronic FOB that opens the complex's outside doors. Replacing it costs $50+. I did not want to spend 50 bucks on a little piece of plastic. I get my roommate to come down with a flashlight, some gloves, and a broom. My roommate is a genius like McGuyver, and he comes up with a scheme to attach a bent clothes hanger onto the end of the broom. We use the broom-coat-thingy to dig around for awhile and we finally found the keys, and we successfully scoop them out. We head back up to the apartment, and I washed and disinfected my keys 75 million times. The lesson: Keep your keys in your pocket when you are throwing something away. OK your turn!

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^ Or Soren "getting" Craig's package.

It'll be very crowded. God have mercy on your soul.

The same thing happened to the Decemberists in March.

If these shirts are hard and scratchy, put me down for 50!

I usually have this, WC, and SA open in browser behind whatever else I'm doing, and when I get bored or am waiting for something to finish, I check in.

Is it a phone interview? Talk clearly, don't use too many "umms" or "likes", try to stay away from slang. Be very enthusiastic, but professional. Express that you really want to work for the company, that it would be a great experience, etc. I wouldn't bring up being a theme park enthusiast or anything like that. Just say you've always had an interest in theme parks and the Disney company. Have a copy of your resume in front of you in case they refer to it. Wait, what am I saying? They'll hire ANYONE.

2237 on the iPod/5078 in iTunes.

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My girlfriend comes to every roller coaster related park meet with me.

This sounds incredibly bad.

Yeah, whoops. Better next time to keep quiet about it. :?

^ That's awesome. It's so nice when members of a band aren't pretentious dickheads to their fans.

Better Than Ezra is considered "famous"? Actually, I really like their first two CDs. It's cool they're still around.

How's the battery life? I hate my current Motorola because the battery only lasts about a day and a half with very little actual call usage.

Did anyone else bring up the VIP forum? Man, is that board AWESOME.

Well technically, an anniversary would last 12 months, but I think it was originally projected to run the festivities 18 months, so the end of 2006. Things change though..

Like Gregg said, IT'S A PLACEHOLDER DATE. The ride will NOT be down til' 2007.