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^ YOUR HOT MOM

ICEBURN!!!!

^ Did you install the zongaboy extension in firefox to legibally re-write that?

Hey! I heard they were announcing the new ride on November 17th! Any idea what type of coaster it will be? Or the name? I think it'll be Superman themed. Has any track arrived yet?

POV of parking your car please.

^ Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Donald's nephews, not his sons.

^ duh me dumb

Retardanoia is more like it.

You're 16, how can you vote?

^ That one flew over your head.

Progressive. A good majority of people fall into this catagory, but there really isn't a current party that caters to this.

^ But dancing is the devil's work. Unless it's the Shakers. Captain Jack = teh devil!!1! Shake Shake Revolution.

What Would Jesus Score?

^ I think you'll probably find this is not abnormal for guys who live by themselves.

Pretty much never, I only change the sheets when my girlfriend complains about it.

As Chrissie would say: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

^ Well according to a documentary I saw about ghost hunters in the 1970's, some amusement park owners would claim that their park was haunted to scare away guests and be able to collect insurance money. Some even went as far as to dress up as a ghost to scare people away. They would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling ghost hunters (along with their "talking" dog).

Changing a spare tire in the middle of a rainstorm? Sounds like Carlos has more devious intentions... (edit: whoops, missed eric. now he's in there.) Carlos: TPR's Serial Killer

Guns don't kill people, Mr. Goodbar kills people.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19610 Search, my friend.

This doesn't make any sense. What does Reese's have to do with extreme sports? Why are you shooting the extreme sports people? Why does shooting people correlate to chocolate? Seriously. W. T. F.

I believe this. I also believe that the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars who control our thoughts through Tropico Intenso Gatorade.

^ You kinda missed the point entirely.

The court order said 500 feet.

I wonder how the white kids who can't dance community is taking this?