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My friend asked me about seven times what Nemesis Inferno looks like...

"The Stealth" "The Colossus" "The Rage" GAAAHHHH!!!!!!

FNAF (please don't kill me for mentioning that monstrosity)

Read my recent trip report (it is on the home page), to find out why that is all the design now consists of. The plans were much bigger, so actually, they have a point to say that. Yeah, the person who said that technically isn't wrong. Apart from the fact that they said it's boring. That launch feels like you're going through time!

Are the front two seats on Colossal Pain the only smooth seats?

Queuing for Nemmy Inferno at Thorpe Park: "The Stealth is so boring, all it does is just go up and down"

An unpleasant ride is Colossal Headbanger at Thorpe Park. It was just so rough and headbanging. Ouch. I've heard the only good seats are the front seats. Can anyone confirm?

I went to Blackpool and there was a log flume next to Infusion. Behind the log flume was a white wall with graffiti on it, which was... content.... People wanted to see this graffiti of... it... so the knocked off some of the supports so the ride went lower and people could see it (really?). After that, I walked to the exit of the park and teleported onto a staircase in space. I got onto a rocket (????) and an old woman gave me two square pieces of chicken. For some reason, I asked for a fork several times and they kept thinking I was asking for another plate. After a long time of asking, they gave me a fork and a spoon.

If YouTube deleted the accounts of all the stupid people, there would be barely any videos left.

I found literally the best, best, BEST song ever. I would really want to use this song in my videos......... ....but it's copyrighted. GAH!

They're hiding the boat from us...

^^ What's that thing to the right of the picture?

Put ".png" at the end of the imgur link.

I had a dream about an 850ft coaster. Made by Arrow.

Log Flume at Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach. I've only ridden like three log flumes, and that one was my favourite.

Webcam's turned away again.

^ Those pictures are boatiful.

'Vonkaputous Water Roller Coaster POV Linnanmaki Finland' by TPR: "Did you go to viper six flags magic mountain theme park review" "This isn't as scary as the American eagle at six flags great America"

Thorpe Park Fly at the speed of fear

Those pointless rides (e.g Fireball at Adventure Island, Miami rides at fairs) that just go in circles again and again and again and again and again and again.

Those Kamikaze fair rides. The restraints are so uncomfortable. That's the only ride where I felt like I was going to slip through the restraints.

If you listen to music and make up coasters that would be in rythm/sync to the music.

joarZ - Wombo Combo! (Original Mix)

Granted, but the earth explodes for no apparent reason. I wish the earth didn't explode for no apparent reason.

If they found the camera, then they would have stopped the ride on the lift hill. This would have made the media blast out of nowhere and bombard the ride to pieces thinking there was a breakdown on the first train.