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Removing a unique B&M Invert only to replace it with a B&M Stand-Up makes no sense to me, but to each his own. This thread isn't exactly known for being realistic anyway. Yeah, I agree.

Thorpe Park 2017: New family area with a family coaster. Colossus and Slammer closed for the season. 2018: New flat ride in Swarm Island. Colossus reopens with lap bars and a smoother experience. Slammer reopens with lots of maintenance done. 2019: Samurai removal. Replaced with a flat ride similar to Time Machine at Adventure Island. 2020: Nemesis Inferno removal. Replaced with another B&M coaster (maybe a standup). 2021: Angry Birds Land rethemed with new rides.

Mount Olympus

I have an awesome idea that many companies haven't thought of. A looping sit down coaster with lapbars!!

I have never seen a video in Trending even remotely related to theme parks in the slightest.

A duelling launch coaster. One track has lap bars. It has an outside top hat and an airtime hill. The other track has OTSR's. It is much taller than the first one. It has an inside top hat and a zero g roll over the other's airtime hill.

YouTube videos with "scary roller coaster" or something along those lines in the title... ...and it's a slingshot video.

10/10 Smiley spam.

How about "No Life: The Ride"? Just kidding... Call it "Twisty Twisty Weeee". Robb would approve of that name.

inb4 someone says "all wooden coasters"

I honestly want the worst title ever. It'll be worth it.

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^ Me too, with the accidental double post.

^ That's probably got to be somewhere in China. As a painful knockoff, of course.

How about an Intamin Bobsled named "La Vibrator"?

Samurai and Slammer. ... Pretty much every ride at Thorpe Park.

double posttttttt

Title Fairy, give me your worst!

How about a Stratacoaster like Kingda Ka or Top Thrill Lagster?

I went to Thorpe Park. There were two Colossuses and one was in a kid's area. There was an Airwolf in Saw Alive's space and Samurai was in Saw's space. There was an Enterprise next to the Airwolf and Tidal Wave was much closer to the entrance. There was also a dive coaster as tall as Stealth in the park. I wandered off into a field and my parents constantly said the park was behind us. I then teleported to Adventure Island where there were Cheddar & Onion McCoy's crisps everywhere and every single ride was replaced by a new one. Rage was replaced by a new show. On another night, I went to Paultons Park and it was just a large field with the rides VERY spaced apart. There was a log flume with two drops and the end bit intersects with other parts of the ride. There was a Waveswinger themed to a mushroom and a shop called "Funland Farm". There were about a thousand "circle kiddie rides".

^ BUT THE BOOMERANG!!!

I know there are rough coasters, but is there such thing as a rough flat ride?

If the first level you make in a game is based off of a roller coaster...

I saw an Enterprise themed to a spider web in a shopping centre 10 minutes away from me.

Wandering around on Facebook (I rarely do this), I saw that video of the slingshot ride where one of the cables snapped. I thought to myself "dis gon be gud" and looked through the comments. Five people reacted with the "laughing" thing, and it was the third most popular reaction thing. The video's black bars had text on it that said "Don't trust theme park rides" And one of the comments said "I hope everyone's okay" "I hope everyone's okay"