Because Cedar Point thinks they have the best roller coasters! They're like "Screw Europa Park! We still have #1 steel coaster as #1!"
Why does SFMM have so many coasters? when they call themselves the thrill capital of the world, I think of flats and they don't have any good ones! Why?
Top Thrill Dragster! It closed for a breakdown and for high winds. Yesterday I rode it, and it moved forward, then backwards, then forwards, then backwards, then forwards, launched, made it over the tower, and broke down a few minutes after I got off of it!
Excuse me!? I've been driving this old rusted Taxi for 5 years! And do you think that 5 bucks is gonna' get you from Times Square to Coney Island? Get out of the cab!
Most majestically, amazing, and beautiful title fairy! May my title be anything related B&M, or Intamin! I understand you are busy, but please! Please! Please! Most grand, great, wonderful title fairy!
Cedar Point. He thought that he could amuse himself on Top Thrill Dragster, but the CIA found him and trailed him. He was getting ready to sit in the front seat of the 1st train in the station, but then he was tied to the top of the tower. If he didn't tell the information, he would be cut from the tower and die. He didn't want to die, so he told the CIA that his kind planned to take over Mars, and build a giant Six Flags park there. In that Six Flags park, they were wanting to put in.....
All the RCCA and Dinn woodies (That won't be getting an RMC treatment) burning to the ground with all the TOGO's melting into the earth's core.
What's better than a 5 minute wait for TTD?