Granted, but the ball return thingy fires the ball at 60 MPH and breaks all the windows (at your expense).
I wish when the football game you're watching has a commercial, that the game you switch over to wouldn't have a commercial too.
Granted, but it's so scary no kids ride it, and CF decides never to buy anything from RMC again.
I wish the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms lived at the bottom of Lake Erie.
Granted, but it also comes with all the music Six Flags plays over the loudspeakers and all the comments the GP makes (in real time).
I wish all the Cedar Fair dinosaurs would come to life and roam the midways!