Matman-TheRide

If Six Flags were to promote racial equality, they should become Five Flags.

One of Silver Dollar City's coasters is called POWDER Keg with WHITE track that is INSANE. It reminds me of when someone describes cocaine.

I like Attack On Titan and Dragon Ball Z

It starts on the 19th of September. I also like Doctor Who.

When Martin's Fantasy Island gets a 400 foot high Larson Superloop

A lot of folks in Ohio would be pissed off. What if I was you?

Deep friend bull nuts What's worse than deep fried bull nuts?

Yes Does your house have a pool inside of it?

...s**t and p**s produced by a hipster Stegosaurus. Nicholas Cage continued to walk over to Nagashima Spaland when...

Enterprise Ride Of Steel (Darien Lake) or Superman - Ride Of Steel (Six Flags America)?

Good answer! Anyways, CNL is being cheap because they are investors. What did you expect? Hopefully CNL will leave soon. Do you consider trees to be alive?

Can't wait for the new gen trains on Ride of Steel.. Getting warmer! So if this is a confirmation for new trains, then is Ride Of Steel also getting repainted or rethemed or both?

Fried Potatoes and Cats in Outer Space Outside of Outer Space : The Ride

The Original park was called Six Flags because Texas has been controlled by six governments over it's history (each government having it's own flag). There originally were themed areas such as Mexico (I think is still there), Spain, France, Republic Of Texas, The Confederate States (obviously not there anymore for a good reason), and of course, the United States. It was sort of like the world expo at Disney's Epcot. Are goats like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters?

7/10 Mind Eraser?

Inverted vefycxvuecxrew or konmyjimnthigbmit?

...where it was eaten by Nicholas Cage in a Hatsune Miku costume. When Nicholas Cage finished the burger, I walked in the knock off Burger King, farted, and walked out to...

How is the repaint of Mind Eraser progressing?

Soap Box Derby Racers Would you rather have a pet soda vomiting Mime that likes to sniff your hair all day or hold a picket sign in a very busy city on Mercury (the planet) saying that you rape baby walruses?

None, I'm under 21

A Conspiracy Theory : Cats are actually chicken dolphins in man suits that are in cat suits. Also, poo was invented by very bored and obscure soviet scientists.

The Draw by Bastille

Did anyone see the most recent TV commercial for Darien Lake? It seems to use the same slogan that many other Six Flags parks have used "The coaster capital of (insert state/area)". Considering that this year's additions were a lot like many of the additions that were sent to a few Six Flags parks, it made me think. Is Six Flags buying back Darien Lake by any chance? My preference for a new park owner would be either HFE or Cedar Fair because, as the post before this one said, Six Flags will probably invest very little as they have done before.

Nice update! I thought the random panda in the jailhouse was funny.