CaptainUnknown

*Guy creates a GoGundMe to revive Geauga Lake* Me: Do this instead:

Yay for the ride being topped off, but the two-toned thing is going to drive my OCD insane. I guess you could say it's making me... Delirious.

How are we going to quantify coasters with multiple lift hills such as Twisted Colossus or The Beast? And what about coasters with extensive pre-lift sections such as Thunderation or Kennywood's Jack Rabbit?

I'd hate to have hiccups in a horror movie.

Nevermore

Precipitation

Slow

So I recently found a coupon for free shipping and decided to use it. The package came today, so I thought I'd do a brief unboxing report. The box, freshly collected from the campus Post Office. *Brad Pitt voice* What's in the Box? Box opened to find bubble wrap. But what's that in the corner? I spy with my little eye... It's item #1: a Cheshire Cat hat! And it has ears! We're all mad here! Digging back into the box, I found item #2: A Batman hat. Again with ears. I am Vengeance! I am the Night! And together... An odd pairing... Total cost: $22

Daytona

The park has posted to Facebook the section of the map that includes the new area. Of note: The crazy couch appears to have been renamed "Shakin' Bacon" after previously advertised as "Pig Out"

Migraine

Can confirm. I also have literally been flushed down a toilet. Thanks for giving me middle school flashbacks. #Swirlies

Lost

This seems like the best place to ask this so: Has TPR had any issues with YouTube Demonitization?

High Roller @ Valleyfair

$4 Score

I"m hoping that "flags" catches on as a standardized unit of time measurement.

I love all the hairtime in that video.

Diet

Chocolate covered soft pretzel? Shut up and take my money!

Stop

Am I literally the only person in the world who has yet to have a bad experience with Spirit's punctuality? Flying from Tampa to Minneapolis with a 4 hour layover in Chicago last May, both flights landed early, but I saw at least three Spirit flights delayed during my layover. I will agree with their ridiculous bag fees though as I've been charged multiple times for having overweight luggage. But great report so far!

^I think they might have better luck interrogating this guy--who has a hot tub filled with fire and brimstone.

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