CaptainUnknown

Sure, let me sneeze and cough on your lap bar, on the train before you get in. That's a bit extreme, scottiemon, but yes--Germs can exist on any and every surface--including roller coaster trains. Assuming 2-across seating and 10-minute dispatches plus ride time, that's still about 10 people per hour to potentially get infected. And that's at one ride. You touch the train and then your face (you're going to do it, I guarantee it), congratulations! You just got Coronavirus! And those 10 people will infect more and more and more people.

Games.

You missed an opportunity to say "I Slinky Dog Dare you."

Max von Sydow aged 90.

December can't come soon enough.

They've done something similar when Jungle Cruise was down for some rehab. I love it when Disney does things like this.

The donut burger is very much a niche/novelty food item. They can be extremely sweet, and thus it does not always work.

Pastrami.

For the past couple months, I've been giving a coworker with massive car troubles a ride home from work. Tonight, as I was dropping him off, I saw 5 deer in his neighbor's driveway.

Strings.

Deals.

A burger with Colby Jack cheese on a 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. A regular glazed for the bottom and one with maple frosting for the top bun.

A Hot Wheels 5 Pack Featuring Loopster, an Arrow-inspired vehicle and a bumper car. .50 from Cub Foods.

Well, there is a joke that the skipper will be the passengers' swim instructor.

The Nickelodeon Universe at the Mall of America does the same thing with the ride rotation schedule during non-peak times. Proof.

Wish.

Clown.

What's with the trend of calling a hospital a "Someone Person Dude Memorial Hospital?" What it says to me is "Hey, come to this hospital to get healthy. It was named after someone the hospital couldn't keep healthy."

Add me to the skeptical list of the Pie Day opening, but at least the sign's up. Courtesy of the park's Facebook page.

Just when you think it's going to be a good day, you drop your pizza pulling it out of the oven.

While excited for it, I'm curious/frustrated as to why it's not being released for another year and a half. Especially since it was filmed in June 2016.

Wait... What? I must have missed something here. . . A potential concept revealed at 2018 IAAPA.

Klaatu barada nikto.

Taking a dog named "Shark" to the beach is a very poor idea.