CaptainUnknown

Barring any additional/continued closing periods, I'm planning it to be SeaWorld San Antonio mid-July.

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

If it means anything, my platinum membership was purchased from SFOT and I have received emails saying that for each day the park is closed, a day will be added onto the end of the membership at no charge (or something like that). I received something similar from SeaWorld San Antonio.

Craving.

Can someone smarter than me explain as to why a malaria pill would even do anything? The two diseases have some wildly different symptoms. Or are we at the "nothing else has worked, let's pull a pill out of a hat and try it" phase?

I'm not sure where this originated, but I thought it was worth a giggle and share here.

Sure, let me sneeze and cough on your lap bar, on the train before you get in. That's a bit extreme, scottiemon, but yes--Germs can exist on any and every surface--including roller coaster trains. Assuming 2-across seating and 10-minute dispatches plus ride time, that's still about 10 people per hour to potentially get infected. And that's at one ride. You touch the train and then your face (you're going to do it, I guarantee it), congratulations! You just got Coronavirus! And those 10 people will infect more and more and more people.

Games.

You missed an opportunity to say "I Slinky Dog Dare you."

Max von Sydow aged 90.

December can't come soon enough.

They've done something similar when Jungle Cruise was down for some rehab. I love it when Disney does things like this.

The donut burger is very much a niche/novelty food item. They can be extremely sweet, and thus it does not always work.

Pastrami.

For the past couple months, I've been giving a coworker with massive car troubles a ride home from work. Tonight, as I was dropping him off, I saw 5 deer in his neighbor's driveway.

Strings.

Deals.

A burger with Colby Jack cheese on a 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. A regular glazed for the bottom and one with maple frosting for the top bun.

A Hot Wheels 5 Pack Featuring Loopster, an Arrow-inspired vehicle and a bumper car. .50 from Cub Foods.

Well, there is a joke that the skipper will be the passengers' swim instructor.

The Nickelodeon Universe at the Mall of America does the same thing with the ride rotation schedule during non-peak times. Proof.

Wish.

Clown.

What's with the trend of calling a hospital a "Someone Person Dude Memorial Hospital?" What it says to me is "Hey, come to this hospital to get healthy. It was named after someone the hospital couldn't keep healthy."