CaptainUnknown

December can't come soon enough.

They've done something similar when Jungle Cruise was down for some rehab. I love it when Disney does things like this.

The donut burger is very much a niche/novelty food item. They can be extremely sweet, and thus it does not always work.

Pastrami.

For the past couple months, I've been giving a coworker with massive car troubles a ride home from work. Tonight, as I was dropping him off, I saw 5 deer in his neighbor's driveway.

Strings.

Deals.

A burger with Colby Jack cheese on a 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. A regular glazed for the bottom and one with maple frosting for the top bun.

A Hot Wheels 5 Pack Featuring Loopster, an Arrow-inspired vehicle and a bumper car. .50 from Cub Foods.

Well, there is a joke that the skipper will be the passengers' swim instructor.

The Nickelodeon Universe at the Mall of America does the same thing with the ride rotation schedule during non-peak times. Proof.

Wish.

Clown.

What's with the trend of calling a hospital a "Someone Person Dude Memorial Hospital?" What it says to me is "Hey, come to this hospital to get healthy. It was named after someone the hospital couldn't keep healthy."

Add me to the skeptical list of the Pie Day opening, but at least the sign's up. Courtesy of the park's Facebook page.

Just when you think it's going to be a good day, you drop your pizza pulling it out of the oven.

While excited for it, I'm curious/frustrated as to why it's not being released for another year and a half. Especially since it was filmed in June 2016.

Wait... What? I must have missed something here. . . A potential concept revealed at 2018 IAAPA.

Klaatu barada nikto.

Taking a dog named "Shark" to the beach is a very poor idea.

1. How many parks did you visit in 2019? Silver Dollar City, Nickelodeon Universe (MN), Six Flags Over Texas 2. Best new-for-2019 (or new-to-you-in-2019) ride? Time Traveler 3. Name the first 3 coasters that come to mind. Steel Venom, Hakugei, Fury 325 4. What was the best flat ride you rode in 2019? Riddler at Six Flags Over Texas. 5. What is your favorite RMC under 130 feet? (cheat sheet) Outlaw Run. 6. What was the last Premier coaster that you rode? Mr. Freeze--Six Flags Over Texas 7. Name a park you've been to that you're already planning to revisit. Busch Gardens Tampa 8. What is your home park and how many times did you visit in 2019? Nickelodeon Universe (MN)--Once. 9. What park are you most looking forward to visiting in 2020? Six Flags Fiesta Texas. 10. Kennywood or Dollywood? Pick one Dollywood. 11. What ride/coaster disappointed you the most in 2019? The Zamperla Endeavor at SFOT. 12. You're at Great Adventure. You play that racist-ish gong game and win a one hour ERT session for you and your friends on ONE coaster of your choice. But damn! El Toro, Kingda Ka and Nitro are all down! So you ride... Superman. 13. What is the last coaster that changed your top 10? Probably Fury 325 14. Most recent park food you ate. Some sh!tty pizza at SFOT. 15. What park do you wish was your home park? Walt Disney World. 16. What 2020 attraction do you have the biggest boner for? Jersey Devil. 17. What park will you visit next? Nickelodeon Universe (MN) 18. Favorite breakfast before a day at a park? Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich from McDonald's or Burger King. 19. Cedar Fair park you visited most recently? Valleyfair. 20. Was it awesome? You work at a place for 4 years, you don't really want to go back. 21. Skyrush or Candymonium? Skyrush. 22. What 2 overseas parks do you want to visit the most? Tokyo Disney Sea and Alton Towers. 23. The best B&M coaster you rode in 2019 was? Wildfire--SDC. 24. What is the saddest/dirtiest credit whore thing you've ever done? I got locked in a park after hours and didn't even get the credit. 25. Last time you bought fast pass? Never, I'm broke. 26. What was the longest you waited for a ride/coaster in 2019? 45 minutes for Time Traveler. 27. What season passes/membership do you currently have? Six Flags membership. 28. If you could go to a park with anyone on this forum for a day who would it be and to what park? Coasterbill to wherever his favorite log flume is located. 29. Battle of the Busch 2020: Iron Gwazi or Pantheon - which would you rather ride? Iron Gwazi. 30. Most times you've ridden one coaster (rough estimate or exact if you're a super nerd) It might be Valleyfair's Renegade at a few hundred. 31. Congrats! You just won passes to spend A WEEK at the park of your choice! Dorney Park or Valley Fair? Pick one and why. Dorney. See question 20 for the why. 32. Talk about a park food that knocked your socks off SDC's Cinnamon bread. 33. Pick one: Kumba or Montu Montu. 34. What are your three least favorite woodies? Zues Pegasus OG Mean Streak 35. Best sweet snack at a park (degree of difficulty: not Dollywoods cinnamon bread) SDC's Cinnamon Bread. Bite me. 36. Kings Island is on the phone and they want you to decide what is going in the old Vortex spot. What do you add? B&M wing coaster. 37. What roller coaster currently sits at the top of your bucketlist? (degree of difficulty: NOT a new-for-2020 ride) Steel Vengeance. 38. Name 3 parks you want to visit in the next 3 years. Knoebels Busch Gardens Williamsburg Something outside the USA. 39. Name 3 other forum members you hope fill this out. Robb, Elissa, and Chuck. 40. Show us how cool you are by posting a picture of yourself on a coaster or in front of coaster. Bonus points if you're holding a sign with a number on it like the nerd you are. Nah, here's one with a carousel horse instead. Can I get the bonus points because I operated the carousel?

When Valleyfair removed theirs a couple years ago, they didn't announce it. I don't think the last couple parks to remove theirs announced it either. And this was the last Huss one in the chain (good riddance); Canada's Wonderland has a Mondial version. I doubt it was removed for whatever takes Volcano's place. Avalanche is still in the way. Although the entrance could be rerouted/Avalanche could be removed. Both options are doubtful. I think Crypt is leaving just because it's an old piece of sh!t.

My mother was diagnosed with Endometriotic cancer about a month ago. Why is this in the Happiness Pie thread you ask? Well because after a full hysterectomy, pathology results revealed that she is now cancer free!

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