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Mega-Lites look like so much fun and I can't wait to ride one, but I've only seen two, this one and one in an Asian park, and they're both like a miniature I-305. The layout is 90% dead on, the only difference being that I-305 has short hills meant to carry speed while these have taller, airtime-filled hills.

Heide Park's Collossus during ERT on the 2012 Europe Tour. I know it cannot and will not ever be replicated, but that was the most fun I've ever had on a rollercoaster. I've been on bigger, I've been on better, but with the TPR takeover, the absolutely punishing downpour, the mood of everyone, it was truly magical. As for something that CAN be done again, Raptor at Gardaland. The swooping turn through the swamp and under the tree trunk where you're being shot at and geysers of water are going off as if bullets are hitting the water. That whole ride has phenomenal themeing and interaction, but that portion was my favorite.

^ I agree that the cycle time is a bit insane, but at least Dollywood had the brains to install a supersized version rather than a 4-seater like most ::coughcedarfaircough:: parks do. They avoided the upcharge and I thank them for that. Screamin' Swings are EXCELLENT rides and I wish I could ride them without having to pay. When I visited Dollywood last year (first time) I rode Barnstormer 5 times. Thankfully the line was fairly tiny all day. The themeing of that ride, too, made it even better!

I'm just popping in to say this - I'm SO glad I left that horrible company earlier this year. I worked for Carnival from 2009 through the end of January 2013 and my life was miserable on their ships. But hey, it was a paycheck. I finally had enough of their crap and quit. I now have a solid job on land in my field (Technical Theatre) and couldn't be happier. Every time I hear about something like this I can't help but laugh.

I just may feel the need to return to SFMM later this year. After my last experience there in 2011 and having the worst day at a park ever, I thought I would never be enticed back. Damn you, Yolocoaster!

Robb has a knack for making horribly rough rides look extremely smooth. Case in point, his footage of Bandit at Movie Park Germany.

"Decent SLC." I giggled. Still, though, Blue Tornado wasn't horrible like I was expecting. The misty ditch was a nice touch and the bonus helix was the smoothest part of any SLC I've been on, but it still banged me around a bit. Limit at Heide, though....ugh.

Joker looks like a fun little spinner, kinda like Pandemonium at SFNE. They're nothing special but they are a fun diversion! I still can't get over that spinning mouse at Fiabilandia, though. I thought I was going to die on that thing! I loved it!

Give a disgruntled construction guy who just lost a few bucks in the casino a bulldozer and you'd be amazed what can happen, haha.

Boom. This guy knows what's up. I don't have any specific criteria, really. I tend to let the rides surprise me. Allow me to use two B&M rides for examples... Black Mamba at Phantasialand - Sure, the ride looks great, it's built into the land a la Nemesis, and the layout is beyond twisty. I heard some bad things, though. People were saying it was a forceless B&M and just a poor ride. After riding it, I LOVED the damn thing! It wasn't extremely forceful, but it wasn't a weak ride. The layout was incredibly disorienting, the leg choppers legitimately scared the hell out of me, the themeing was top notch. Everything about the ride was excellent and it went completely against my expectations. OzIris at Parc Asterix - Putting aside the fact that the French can't run an amusement park to save themselves, this ride looked incredible and had overwhelmingly positive reviews. After riding it, myself, as well as the vast majority of TPR members also on the trip last year, HATED it. It was slow, boring, forceless, and rough. Ask Robb. It gave him a headache! The ride had amazing word of mouth and looked incredible but it failed on all accounts. I was honestly more afraid to ride the Tivoli right next to it. So you see, different rides can have different pros and cons. No one thing makes the ride stand out. As long as I have a good time, I'm happy.

Oh, hush. EuroSAT is smooth as silk...if the silk were draped over Swiss cheese. Still, though, an AWESOME ride that the roughness doesn't detract from. I rode it at least 5 times in a row with TPR last year and had a jolly ol' time!

I know nothing...

Then you'll LOVE it when you ride it! Seriously, the butterfly-ish element over the lake? When you're on the ride, you can actually see the exact point where they had to build an extra little bit of track to connect the rails...because they didn't line up. I'm not even close to kidding. The track zig-zags in the middle of that element.

Hey guys - I know I'm not the biggest contributor to the forums, but I have a reason for that. I tend to travel for my job a lot and internet is at a premium for me. See, I work with Carnival Cruise Lines. Where we go, 3G and 4G doesn't go. Wireless sometimes goes, but it's rare. It's even more rare for it to be decent. That being said, I'm about to head off to another contract aboard the Carnival Dream for two months. Following that I have 2 days in Orlando before joining the Carnival Miracle for six months. I'll be back just in time for the Texas / Midwest tour, as well as my sister's wedding. Luckily I was able to get 99% of my photos from the Italy and Europe 2012 tours onto the forum this past week while at home. I did not have time to get anything from Disneyland Paris up, but I'll take care of that in due time. I'll still be popping in from time to time, but it'll be pretty rare. If anyone feels like klassy kruising on the Dream between now and January 26th, seek me out. If you're gonna be klassy kruising on the Miracle between January 28th and mid-July, seek me out, as well. I'm the stage automation technician. Anything in the shows that has a motor attached to it is my responsibility. I tend to steer clear of guest areas but I'll be more than happy to relax with a fellow TPR dude or dudette, so long as my schedule allows it. Keep on keepin' on, guys! I'll be dreaming of Iron Rattler and Outlaw Run!

And so comes the end of the Italy and Europe trip reports. I wish I could upload my tons of photos from Disneyland Paris, but that'll have to wait quite some time. I need to finish packing for my next contract with Carnival Cruise Lines. I'll be on the Carnival Dream from November 17th through January 20-something. After than I'm going to be on the Carnival Miracle from January 28th through mid-July. I'll see you guys on the Texas/Midwest tour!

Last park, guys! Parc Asterix! I wish I could say this day was better, but it really wasn't. Parc Asterix has all of the worst qualities of a Six Flags park, plus the ride ops don't even know how their front of the line system works. It was pretty horrendous. It also didn't help that we managed to catch the park on the busiest day in its history. When Goudurix has a 2-1/2 hour line you know there's a problem somewhere. Robb and Elissa pulled some pretty huge strings to get us the front of the line hookup. I can't thank them enough for that because if they didn't we would never have been able to ride anything. OzIris - So so so disappointed by this ride. The reviews were great! The ride LOOKED incredible! I couldn't wait to ride it! And then I rode it. You know how people say B&M have lost a step? That they over-engineer their rides to be forceless, boring contraptions? That has never been more true than for this ride. It pulls NO forces whatsoever. Sure, the first drop is nice and steep, but the rest of the ride is a slow, boring mess. For a ride to look as beautiful as this one and to offer such a boring ride is a shame. Goudurix - Believe it or not, this is a better ride than OzIris. Sure, it beats you worse than Ike did Tina, but it at least offers a thrill or two! We manned up and opted for the back row. One ride was enough. I can now say I've ridden this death machine and lived to tell the tale, haha. Ronde des Rondins - This thing was tiny, even for a Tivoli. Credit! SOS Numerobis - This was a slightly bigger tiny Tivoli. Credit! Tonerre de Zeus - This was the best ride in the park. It's held up very well for its age and delivers a wild ride with some airtime here and there. If the ride ops understood how to keep the station in order, though, it would be even better. It was a complete clusterf$%# up there! Trace du Hourra - I love me some bobsleddin'! Unfortunately the ride ops here insisted that us full grown adults ride in pairs. I got to be the bottom spoon and got to know Doug a lot more than I would care to admit, hahaha. Still a fun bobsled that isn't themed to bobsleds! Vol D'Icare - Small family coaster with a massive queue and no front of the line access. Still, though, credit! Le Defi de Cesar - Finally, a mad house that is done right! The preshow rooms were great, especially the one involving water effects. It got pretty insane. The mad house portion itself, while still a standard mad house ride, made great use of HD screens and animation to really sell the effect. Whee! Menhir Express - This log flume is pretty mean with the water. You'll get drenched. I love a good log flume and this one delivered! Romus et Rapidus - This was a bone-dry rapids ride until the very end where there's no escaping the spray of two elephant statues. Cruel trick. Transdemonium - IT'S A CREDIT, DAMMIT! There's a lift! There's a gravity-propelled drop! If Blazing Fury is a credit, then THIS is a credit! Take THAT! Aside from all of that, this is a solid old school haunted house that, rather than having powered cars, ends up being a semi-powered coaster. If the park learns how to run the rides properly and teaches its employees about the front of the line system I might enjoy it more. From this visit, though, I don't really intend to come back. The ride selection was decent but I only got to experience about 1/4 of it due to the insane crowds. The people were rude, as well, but that's France for you. Here's a few pictures! That's the line for Tonerre de Zeus.

Phantasialand! I love excellent themeing. This park had plenty to spare! Unfortunately it was pretty rainy for most of the day so my camera didn't get a big workout. As for that rain? We got caught in the lowest part of the park when a monsoon hit, basically. We took shelter at some pizza place for about 45 minutes waiting for the madness to pass by. What did we do afterwards, though? River Quest. Because only truly demented TPR people seek shelter from rain but then ride a ridiculously wet raft ride. Phantasialand has an excellent selection of rides and coasters. Black Mamba is one of the best B&M inverts I've ridden, Michael Jackson was seriously wild for a mine train, the flats were well themed, and the indoor attractions were in a class all their own. Black Mamba - WHOOOOOOO! I had heard middle of the road reviews for this ride, but I think it's incredible. Even though I've never ridden Nemesis, I like to think that Black Mamba is like it's baby brother. It's mostly built inside trenches and has TONS of leg choppers. The ride is incredibly twisty and disorienting and forceful. Good times! Michael Jackson Thrill Ride - This was on the same level as Mammut for insane mine trains. It was wicked! Temple Of The Nohawk - That's right. Nohawk. I'm fairly certain the track length is well over 10 miles long. It never seemed to end...and that's not a good thing. Winjas - HOLY HELL YEAH! I'm not going to spoil anything about this coaster. Just know that there are plenty of surprises and you will have the time of your life on it! Feng Ju Palace - Yet another mad house. Boring. Geister Ricksha - An omni-mover haunted house themed to Asian ghosts and stuff? Pretty wild. It wasn't anything scary, but it was still a solid dark ride. It was pretty long, too. Hotel Tartuff - Unfortunately, due to the rainy day, there were quite a few leaky ceilings and the brand new fun house was shut down all day. It looks like a ton of fun, though! Hollywood Tour - OMG BEST BOAT DARK RIDE EVER!!!!!!! We were the first riders on it! Our group had one hell of a waterfall scare at the start, too, haha. Maus Au Chocolat - Toy Story Mania done right. It is VERY long, the themeing is phenomenal, and there aren't any dark hallways between shooter scenes. Excellent! Mystery Castle - Why aren't there any more of these in the world? They're a massive-size Frog Hopper! I couldn't get enough of it! Race For Atlantis - 3D movie inside half of an EPCOT dome. It's...pretty horrible. River Quest - Probably the wettest damn raft ride I've ever been on. The rafts make 10-15 foot walls of water all the time. I loved it. Silbermine - Need a nap? Here you go! Talocan - The Top Spin of the gods. Back to back seating and floorless, it pulls maneuvers no Top Spin should ever be able to pull. My brain shut down and I just started screaming "HOLY S$#%!" over and over again. Plus, huge fireballs. Sweet! Tittle Tattle Tree - Odd little tower ride in the Winjas complex. Nice photo ops! Wellenflug - It's just a wave swinger, but it has a great design tweak that makes it a very memorable ride. They added chaser fountains. The fountains follow the wave of the ride so you're inches away from being soaked the entire time but never get wet. It was great! Oh, and I won't even get into the details of what happened at the Dragon Bar the night before. You'll need to find someone that was present to get the story. We were bad boys, haha. Pictures! Oh, no! Someone let them out of their cages! Terry gives us a pose. Wellenflug doing its thing! Closed due to water. Remember that monsoon I mentioned? Yup. I wonder what happens in there...

Yup. This is happening. You said it, which makes it true. There's no going back now, Elissa.

Schlossbeck and Moviepark Germany time! Unfortunately, guys, I don't have a whole lot of photos of these parks. Schlossbeck I think I got more video than anything, and Moviepark Germany was just a park full of cookie cutter rides that I didn't really feel the need to break out the camera for. Schlossbeck was our first stop. Everything you've heard about this small little glorified playground is true. It is pure craziness that would never see the light of day in America. Every ride aside from the Tivoli coaster was self-operated and there were kids running amok everywhere you looked. The playground section of the park was especially cruel to me...or at least Robb, Hanno, and the rest of the usual suspects were. A group of us got trapped on a torture device that spun forever and ever. Once we were freed from that hell, I got the bright idea to go check out a smaller spinning contraption...and was promptly followed by everyone and trapped on it alone for what felt like an eternity. I really hope Kevin and the rest of the people who broke out their video cameras post those soon. Nautic Jet - It's small and looks innocent enough, but it will pucker your butthole for a moment. That moment is when the boat is flying through the air with nothing to guide it. If you're lucky you'll get a wave of malaria-infested water all down your back, too! I really loved it! Luna Loop - It wasn't as crazy as I was hoping, but it was still fun. It's a two-seater car that runs a circular track and the passengers control whether they want to flip forwards, backwards, or not at all. Good times! Waterslides O' Malaria - There were two self-service innertube waterslides hidden in the back of the park. They were covered with algae or mold or whatever. We still rode them! One was an uncovered double or triple dip. The other was an enclosed twisty one, which you can watch below - Slides O' Death - There were two types of Slide O' Death. One was your typical racing slide and the other was the Drop O' Doom near vertical slide. Both were amazeballs. The racing one was super slick. Every adult that rode it ended up going so fast that we slid off the end of the brake track. The near-vertical slide was just scary. Once you did it it was awesome, but sitting at the top of it was a bit unnerving. Still great fun! Familienachterbahn - This was just a small Tivoli. It ended up going through the course 8 or 9 times, it felt like. Horseback ride thingy - I rode this just after being tortured in the Playground Of Evil. I was still super dizzy when I climbed on the horse and was surprised I didn't fall right off, haha. It bounces a whole lot, that's for sure. Zipline - It's just a short little zipline over the lake. I did think it was gonna drop me a few times, though. When it releases the car you get a little jolt of a scare. Playground Of Evil - This place would be awesome if it wasn't populated by like-minded TPR members. If you're here alone and can do the various torture devices at your leisure, you'll have a grand ol' time. Being trapped on multiple different torture devices and being told it won't stop until someone falls off or pukes is a whole different story. At the point it goes from being fun to being AMAZING! I'm not even kidding about that rule, by the way. Robb announced it right off the bat. If anyone goes on one of the torture devices, they will be spun or swung or whatever it did until they or someone else fell off or puked. Please, someone post your videos of this. Please. After our time at Schlossbeck we made the long, long trek to Moviepark Germany. I mean, seriously, 1 kilometer away? Do Robb and Elissa expect us to just never get any sleep with distances like that?! Sheesh, guys! Moviepark Germany was home to plenty of cookie cutter rides. It really says something about a park when their best rides are the two indoor water rides and the best coaster is the Junior SLC. Bandit - Never again will I ride this horrid contraption. Never. It shakes more than an epileptic with parkinsons at a strobe light factory. Awful, awful ride. Backyardigans: Mission To Mars - Just another Roller Skater...with the world's friskiest ride op. We'll get to that photo later, haha. Ghost Chasers - Spongebob theme!!!!! Well, it wasn't really a theme, per se. More it was just two walls around the coaster with pictures of Spongebob and Patrick. Just another wild mouse with a surprising pop of airtime at the end. Jimmy Neutron's Atomic Flyer - Best coaster in the park and it's a Vekoma Junior SLC. Enough said. MP Express - This was a standard Vekoma SLC with themeing that was a cross between CounterStrike, Eraser, and Call Of Duty. It was also one of the most painful SLCs I've ridden. Rather than just shake you side to side, this one feels the need to shake you forward and backward, as well, giving you a nice chiropractic exam while riding! Van Helsing's Factory - Wowwwwwwww, disappointement. The themeing is excellent, but the ride is a small mouse-ish coaster in a box. The fact that it takes the hairpin turns at 45mph doesn't help. Seriously, you do the first drop, go through a sweeping curve, then hit 3 or 4 hairpins at top speed. Not cool. Still, though, the themeing was nice. Alien Encounter - They make great use of a shop vac to clear out all of the water that gets stuck in the boats! They also manage to dump all of the blackened water right back into the trough! This was a surprisingly long shoot the chutes ride with some good themeing, however antiquated it may be. Crazy Surfer - Disk-O coaster! A surprisingly bumpy Disk-O coaster, that is. High Fall - Novel concept, painful execution. Great idea for the cars that tilt forward, Intamin. Now if you could only make it not crush my manhood upon braking, I would appreciate it. Thanks! Ice Age Adventure - This was a cute boat dark ride, complete with a drop out of nowhere. Good times. Mystery River - Hell yeah! This raft ride was 90% indoors! You didn't get wet at all, but it was awesome! The themeing is top notch and it gets some SERIOUS speed in the second half! Whoo! Pier Patrol - This was my first time on one of these water whip things. I had a ton of fun high-fiving people on the dock and whipping my jetski around! Pictures! Speed slides and scary slide. Dan rides the zipline. Ugh... Dora's log flume! We didn't ride due to the extreme amount of wetness we were witnessing. Spongebob ride! Thumbs up for credit whoring! Remember that frisky ride op I mentioned? Here you go. Apparently this is how they unlock the lap bars when they become stubborn. Ken! Nooo! WHY?! OMG WHY ME?! Aww, he looks so happy!

^ Oh, it was fun. They used a lot of the fake HD-screen "windows." The second room had a really cool effect of going underwater and the water turning to blood while a crazy German prattled on and on about who knows what, but only got more maniacal as it went on, hahaha.

Who wants some Heide Park? You do? GREAT! Heide Park is a place I've always wanted to visit because it just looked so cool. Plus, Collossus. Duh. We stayed at Hotel Port Royale, which was incrediballs. The showers alone made the price of the trip worth it and I'm not even close to joking about that. If you ever get the opportunity, you'll understand. We had the most insane ERT session in the history of ERT, as well. Imagine, if you will, a group of 48 TPR members riding Collossus for an hour nonstop in the POURING RAIN! Yup. And it wasn't just any pouring rain. It was big ol' fat rain. The kind of rain that leaves welts when you run into it at 70mph. I think I got to ride 10 times in a row while it was raining. I was soaking wet, freezing cold, and in stinging pain from being pelted by the rain, but I LOVED IT!!!! We were also given ERT on Krake and Desert Race in the morning, as well as the first ride on Limit of the day. Krake - Awwww, such a cute little dive machine! Surprisingly, though, this guy packed a punch. The drop into the ship was great and there was a nice airtime hill. It was short but did its job well. The massive wave it forms is almost as tall as the immelmann! Big Loop - This ride was very pretty and the landscape work surround it was top notch. The ride itself is painful. It's a slight variant of a typical loopscrew. Collossus - Wasn't this the first ever Intamin woodie? It still holds up. It's not El Toro, but it still gives a ton of airtime and a nice, smooth, fast ride. The ERT will go down in history. Desert Race - Though I've never ridden Rita, I have no doubt I'll love it, seeing as this is a clone. There's just something about fast and twisty Intamin launchers that I can't get enough of, no matter how small they are. Grottenblitz - FIGHTING HORSES! This was a small powered coaster that interacted with Analfart...I mean, Kanalfahrt. There's an indoor portion with trees and angry fighting horses. Indy Blitz - Credit whores, all of us. It was fun to watch the reaction of all of the families as we took over the ride, though, haha. Limit - Vekoma SLC! I'm sure the photos Robb and Hanno got of Ken and I in the front seat are comedy gold. I can't wait to see them. Schweizer Bobbahn - This is the best bobsled I've ridden. It's huge! It keeps on going and going and seems like there is no end, and you're destined to ride it forever. Just then, the brake run shows up. I really enjoyed this thing. Breakdance - One of the rides of Hussland. It's a breakdance. Yup. Hochbahn - This was just a monorail. It offered some nice views, that's about it. Analfart / Kanalfahrt - We rode it just because of the name, which by now is legend. Lady Moon - Hussland! I think this is a Tip Top? Whatever it is, it looks way more intense than it actually is. It was still a fun ride, though! Mountain Rafting - In the words of Dan, "WHAT THE F$%@?!" Nobody got wet at ALL on this ride. Nobody. Except Dan. We were moving right along, enjoying the river, and we entered a tunnel. Dan looks around, sees a teeny, tiny wave, thinks nothign of it, only to have a huge rush of water come over the raft and all down his back and lap. "WHAT THE F$%@?!" indeed, sir. It was a very fun raft ride, but Dan got screwed, haha. Panorama Turm - They really pack this observation tower tight. I'd swear it was designed for children. Scream - Intamin gyrodrop goodness! It was a pretty darn tall one, too! The drop was great. I wish the weather were better for the view, though. Slide O' Death - Unfortunately, due to the wet weather, the slides o' death were essentially off limits. That didn't stop us from attempting a few of them, though! There could be some language in these vids, btw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2IAwLtPR10 Dan was the only one man enough to brave the spiral slide. There was also a walkthrough haunt that was brand new right next to Krake, though I can't remember the name of it. It was themed to Krake, as well. It was short and confusing as hell, but the effects were top notch. I got yelled at by an angry german woman for opening a door before I was supposed to. Whoopsie. Pictures! These two idiots climbed out of their boat and got stranded. It had to be done. Don't judge me. Themeing! Do I see me some slides of death?! It's so massive. It just lords over the park. Landscaping! Mmmmm, twisty. Heh. I got wood. The lake was a mirror. Slides O' Death! Look at the size of that wave!

I'm still angry with Walygator about that.

Anyone want some Fort Fun? Good! This park is buried in the mountains of Germany and, to be honest, I wasn't expecting much. They have a Vekoma death machine, two kiddie coasters, a mountain coaster, and a few flats. I was DEFINITELY surprised! Speed Snake - Vekoma death machine. I opted to sit up front in hopes that it would lessen the pain. It didn't. I felt like I stepped into the ring with Holyfield. What made it worse was the park decided to send you through TWICE! Why would ANYONE want that?! Even worse still, when we first came back into the station, the train overshot the mark and e-stopped the ride. We were all begging to let us out, saying that we didn't need the second go-round. The operator thought differently, though. No joke, he couldn't reset the ride from his booth. He actually walked out of the booth, tried resetting the secondary e-stop in the station, and when it still didn't work he BEAT IT WITH A PIPE until it worked! Germans know how to get things done! Yes, if you were wondering, the second loop was just as bad as the first, haha. Devil's Mine - OMG! This ride is nuts! First off, the queue line is a walk-through haunt / funhouse itself! It goes on and on and has tons of tricks up its sleeve. I loved just getting to the station! The ride itself is NUTS! Well, not the entire thing; mostly just the first drop. Yes, the most terrifying moment of airtime I have ever encountered in my life. I was in the back seat and, had I not had a death-grip on the lap bar, I would have been tossed. I'll let Craig illustrate this fact for you - Point proven? Good. Marienkaferbahn - Tivoli ladybug coaster thing. If you're over 5 feet tall, watch your head. Mine nearly got taken off quite a few times. Trapper Slider - Well, hello, huge mountain coaster with mini bunny hills! I loved this ride! Don't ever touch the brakes and you'll be screaming down the tracks in no time. I'm surprised the structure held up with all of TPR riding at the same time at top speed, haha. Mountain coasters always rock. Crazy Washhouse - This was a nice little funhouse that neighbored the ride-through haunt. It wasn't anything cutting edge or large, but it was cute and fun. Mystery Warehouse - SURPRISED EVERYONE! After the funhouse next door, we weren't expecting much from this old school dark ride. They had some AMAZING technology inside! The projections were flawless and nobody knew where or how they pulled off half of them. Seriously, where the heck did this come from?! Excellent! Dark Raver - I will not ruin what the surprise is and I hope nobody else does, either. Just go in knowing that it is some of the most fun you'll ever have. They managed to take a few simple concepts and make it one of the most memorable experiences you'll have an amusement park. Tomahawk - This was a Breakdance on steroids. I'm not sure what the official name is, but take a Breakdance and give the cars an extra, vertical axis so they can flip freely. Oh, also make the ride about 10 minutes long. This thing was pure madness from start to finish and gave some serious hangtime! Wildwasserbahn - Just your typical log flume, right? For the most part, yes. However, there is a pretty sizeable underground portion, including a nice, in the dark drop followed by post-apocalyptic scenery. I don't remember getting very wet, but I did really enjoy it! Wild Eagle - This was a zipline attraction where you get pulled up the mountain facing straight down in reverse, only to have it suddenly release you to fly back to the loading platform. The beginning is the most terrifying part. The actual zipline part is fun. The park also gave us all the free chicken, steak, sausage, and beer we could eat and drink at the end of the day! Fort Fun, indeed! Apparently they're a ski resort in the off-season. They take their name literally. I'll bet you are... Themeing! Please read it. Funhouse and haunted house side by side! It was a very beautiful park. Craig enjoyed his near-death experience on Devil's Mine so much that he decided to finish the job himself! KT Vs. Colin.

Wait, Huss is still around? Yes, I am joking. They've just been exceptionally silent recently.

Sierra Sidewinder was Mack? Well, then, that's news to me. I rode it in 2011 and had no idea.