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THis project was destroyed by reality.

Sorry for the double post, but I am putting up a large batch of pics. Lightning's turnaround. Lightning again. Lightning and Bobs. Lightning's bend. Lightning and Lightning Jr. Cyclone. Bobs, a GCII woodie. BBW's end. BBW's forest part and Figure 8 of DEATH. BBW's second part. Big Bad Wolf's lift and first segment. (I didn't feel like spending hours making the mountain realistic.) A racing Reverse Freefall. Kinetic Artistry, a dueling Vekoma Flying Dutchman. Falcon's turnaround/MCBR/Immelman/cobra roll. Log Rolling is in the center. Also visible is Falcon and the observation tower. Falcon's station, helix, and lift. Autobahn (a custom Wildcat) and a bit of Falcon. Thriller, a custom Schwarzkopf. Stop drooling, Joey.

Okay. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that my epic plot died due to reality. The good news is that this park is back on.

In response to coasterdude5's Geboldi Lake curse park, I have decided to create an epic story of the little town of Idylwild, California. At least, it was little in 1900... The year: 1900. The turn of the century. An optimistic era. Small boom towns were springing up all over the West, in response to gold veins. Some were successful. Others, sadly, were not. The town of Idylwild was one of the less fortunate ones. Their gold supply had given out one year ago, and the huge area for mining was worthless. Or so they thought. On a frigid January morning, a man came riding into town. He said he had come from the state of New York, and was here to do a different kind of prospecting. (Hold on. I need to get something ready.)

I hate to do this... but owing to a Bad Idea (i.e. my draconic half complaining that John did more of an epic park than I did), this park has been CANCELED. However, a new project will form, the most ambitious ever. If anyone wishes, I will put up the download.

Okay. First of all, I AM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC. My draconic half is the result of an odd time wrinkle a few years back, where a past life imprinted on the present. I like the effect, thank you very much. Robgraves, WTF is Scrye? If you must know, Atrus named himself. His first name is taken from our favorite game series, Myst. Alaeriia is my own invention, because I like consecutive i's. Fametongue and Smokescale are his descriptive names. Also, if you actually paid attention to when Digimon was "in", you would know that Digimon actually return in the same species that they left. Schizophrenia is not the same as therianthropy. Furthermore, your link is broken. Wes, if I am the reason that you hate the Internet, why do you use the Internet at all? It is not a question of whether I believe I am a dragon. Two of my friends are dragons, as well. DATman, thank you for suggesting that Wes seek help. Bias is a terrible thing. Carnage, if someone catches flies to put in a bug zapper, SO WHAT? If she was EATING the flies, then I would worry. Waterviper, role-playing and reality are two different things. Carnage (again), If it comes down to a fight between a dragon and a "slayer", the "slayer is going to be consumed with ketchup unless the "slayer" can teleport. DATman, I think it is solid gold that you believe that it is crap. And Robgraves, that is total BS. Finally, Take Robgraves' idea, make it relate to coasters, and you have Theme Park Review. Now (expletive deleted) you and good night.

^Typing it without spaces isn't going to get you off the hook for insinuating that Atrus Flametongue Smokescale Alaeriia is not real. Stating that he is a fabrication of my psyche is comparable to stating that Einstein's Theory of General Relativity does not exist. You simply do not know. \/ WTF does that have to do with otherkin?

I learned that I made Honor Roll.

My draconic half recently commented that there seems to be a dearth of otherkin on Theme Park Review. I noticed this too. Now I would like to ask: Are there any otherkin around here? If so, please introduce yourself.

I am thankful for: Christopher Paolini My Nintendo DS My music teacher, Mr. VanderWoude RCT2 Myst III Myst IV the banning of goleafsgo Gatorade in 64 ounce bottles... yum. TPR DVDs Cheetos my computer getting Honor Roll my Latin class... possibly the only class where I can not study and still get an A Alex Harwood The Demented Cartoon Movie And anything else I missed.

I refer you to The Seventh Flag. 75 coasters and counting...

Super Bullet Bill 2: Level 8 - 3

Some more pics! Behemoth's turnaround. Behemoth's helix of death. Behemoth's lift and out/back course 2. Behemoth's boring station, ending helix, and lift. Comet again. Comet, and Thriller's ending helix. Here is the TOGO standup and Comet's INSANE turnaround.

Well, I need a critical mass (about 40) to put up a ginormous update.

THe first picture: Tornado with Comet and Behemoth in the foreground. Here ya go!

I am creating another Idylwild Beach. I have got lots of rides in, including a suspended terrain coaster modeled after BBW. Rides So Far: Tornado The same double corkscrew/loop as I put in every park. Comet A ferocious out-and-back woodie. Big Bad Wolf First it swings through a village. Then it picks up speed, dashes through a forest, and then flies into a gigantic figure 8 at 65 miles per hour. After a short lift, it swings into the tamer part. Dragsters Reverse Freefalls that race. Bobs A GCI woodie. Falcon Raptor with an Immelmann and more hills. Autobahn A custom Schwarzkopf Wildcat. Log Rolling A custom Tivoli. Behemoth A huge Itamin Plug and Play with a double helix. Mind Eraser A 11-inversion SLC. Volatus Draconis A B+M flyer with a small pretzel loop. Kinetic Artistry A dueling Flying Dutchman from Lunatim. Lightning A double double-out-and-back. Lightning Jr. A double-out-and-back. Castle Island Races A go-kart track with a nifty bridge. Stand Up A TOGO standing coaster. Shuttle Looping A shuttle loop. Part Bullet, part Speed. Thriller A custom Schwarzkopf 3-loop. Flat Ride City A whole bunch of flats including: Ring of Fire Chance Double Inversion Tilt-A-Whirl Skymaster Motion Theatre Scrambler Flying Carpet Sky Diver Chaos Enterprise Cyclone A Cyclone clone with a few bonus features. Pics will come soon!

I learned that it is possible to goof off in Music class and still get glowing praise from the teacher.

Syrii (pronounced See-REE) Alvey. Saphira Alvey. Amethyst Crystal Stacey Gretchen Serena Calyxa (I'm a sucker for oddly-spelled names) Clio Urania Athena Minerva Maeve Arya Nasuada Cybil I can't think of any more.

Yes. However, if it goes around 10 times, it is two credits.

Huh?

This is an RCT2 contest. Using the workbench provided, create one B+M coaster. Rules: Inverted At least 3 inversions No more than 11 inversions At least 3000' long At least one airtime hill At least 100' tall Must do a pre-drop Stand-up At least 2 inversions No more than 9 inversions At least 3000' long At least 2 airtime hills At least 100' tall Must do a pre-drop Flying At least 1 inversion No more than 6 inversions At least 2500' long At least 80' tall Sitting At least 4 inversions No more than 12 inversions You may use the launched lift hill At least 3500' long At least 100' tall (at least 80' if using launched lift hill) At least one airtime hill Must do a pre-drop (unless using the launched lift) Floorless At least 3 inversions No more than 12 inversions At least 3500' long At least 100' tall At least one airtime hill Must do a pre-drop Hyper At least 200' tall No more than 310' tall At least 10 airtime hills At least one helix At least 5.00 seconds of airtime No vertical drops At least 4000' long Vertical No more than 200' tall Must have at least one vertical drop No more than one holding brake per lift FOR ALL RIDES: No more than two lifts No longer than 15000' long No more than 300' tall (Hyper is an exception) NO RED Gs Grading: Layout: 40 points Pacing: 20 points Creativity: 20 points Scenery/Themeing: 15 points Name: 5 points The contest runs until January 1st. Have fun! EDIT: You may enter up to four times. Dueling coasters are allowed and count as one entry. SECOND EDIT: You may make small alterations to the terrain (digging trenches, making tunnel entrances, and so on) but PLEASE DO NOT FLATTEN THE MOUNTAIN. Hacking rides: Sure. Idylwild Heights contest.zip Here. Ignore the park info.

In comparison: Yankee Cannonball. It is the most ridiculous ride I have been on. Each year, it seems to get rougher, but the roughness seems to be in one trend: airtime. WTF?

Hmmm... Take the trims off Montu. Give Gwazi Millennium Flyer trains. Put back the first drop on Cyclone @ SFNE. Lighten up on Bad Goliath's MCBR... I can raise my hands in the centrifuge. Annihilate Psyclone. Detrim Mean Streak. Return Zonga to its Thriller layout. Give Kumba some airtime (other than that, it's perfect). Annihilate Manhattan Express AND NYNY Hotel and Casino (for buying a TOGO ride.) SROS @ SFNE: ooh. Needs just a tad more ejector air. Give forces to Millennium Force. Can't think of any more...

The bit with Ryanzilla was unbelievably funny.

Zero. How many TPR DVDs do you own?