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This is absolutely amazing. Can someone please make this at a park somewhere?

Agreed, a lot of nice shots here. I love me some ass pizza. Looking forward to seeing how the Funstruction turns out.

I wonder how fast the LIMs or LSMs will launch the trains to get them through the Tune-Up and over the top...? Should be pretty intense.

No, no. It's possible. They just have to do a little modification first. It'll be the newest Frankencoaster!

...Sex toy?

Those are some pretty sweet pics. Paintballing is something I've wanted to try for a while, but haven't had the chance. One day, though, I will. One day...

I really need to get back to Chicago. This might just be one of my favorite TRs ever.

Some kind of a medical probe?

Epic. That would make one heck of a lift. I do wonder what came up in the construction. But I agree, as long as they have it finished by the end of spring, it's on time. I just hope they don't completely give up on it.

2 bottles of Dew last night, $2.50.

Mid-30s and snow flurries. Crazy weather.

I think the lyrics to Rush's Resist are fantastic. I'm not going to post them all, but if you're curious, Google it.

I don't think anyone would like to see me in a Speedo. Hell, I don't even want to see that.

Dildos.

Awesome. One day I'll get to EP. One day...

Looking good so far. Can't wait to see it in person.

Awesome. I need to get back to Chicago soon. Then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

That is one scary-looking dildo. I agree, it looks like part of the ball hopper.

On my list of parks to visit across the pond, EP just jumped from the middle to the very top. Awesome TR.

Couldn't have said it better myself. I've only been a few times - it's fun, but not worth the hour+ wait I'm always stuck with. When I do it, its usually only once or twice, unless the line's really short.

UNC-Nova is just embarrassing. I really thought Nova would give them a better game. So boring I turned it off. State will win it all, mark my words. They have the talent, the passion, the drive. And playing 90 miles from your campus doesn't hurt either. It'll be a good game Monday night, but MSU will pull away and win by 8.

Back row on The Voyage. I swear, my ass was off the seat for at least half the ride, if not more. Definitely for the entirety of the first three hills.

The thing I worry most about is that the park won't get the theming done in time for opening (if ever...). I know they've been working hard on S:ROS, but I have seen little to no pictures showing progress on Medusa. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, or in the right places, but it doesn't really look like they have anything done on Medusa, save the paint.

Best: CP's Raptor - the helix of doom is just awesome. Voyage - the return run is perfect, and the dive under the queue before the last turn-around is fantastic. Worst: Adventure Express - sweet lift hill to... turn and un-needed brakes and station. Lame sauce.

Since Splashin' Safari isn't a separately-charged park, my guess is that the path going under The Voyage will access a secondary gate to the water park.