gerd.muller

Hold me now - Thompson Twins

Perfect Ten - The Beautiful South

Hello!!!! Just while shopping at my local grocery-store, I discovered they finally started to sell "Snyder´s of Hanover" - Products!! I LOVE THEM!!!!! Spend about 60,- Euros just for Hot Buffalo Wing Pieces, Steakhouse Onion Pieces, Garlic Bread Pieces and Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces!!!! They are so delicious, nobody can understand me, but I´m happy!!!!!

Ok, one more: "A blonde enters a barbershop......"

Nessie

Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly These people: www.dead-baby-joke.com Hm, I think that´s becoming to mean for me, I´ll stay with those god old blonde-jokes!

Love in an elevator - Aerosmith

Yes, sure, ....blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember the next morning...! ...haha!

Don´t go - Yazoo

No, they are not, they are very, very mean (...giggle, giggle!) I love the blonde-Jokes the most!

As TPR has to be seen as a big kind of family, I voted with all accounts and sended the link to friends/businesspartner. The song sounds great, wi´sh you good luck, Gerd.

Ninja

^...yes my friend, that´s a real classic!!!

Another funny airline commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bon-qNCnePY&eurl=http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20294&start=70&feature=player_embedded

A cannibal is sitting in the road ditch with his son, as a fat woman comes over. Says the boy: "Dad, can we have her for lunch!" Then the father responds: "No, my son, she is far too bold, eating her would be bad for the liver. " Then comes a spindle barren woman. Says the boy: "But Dad, what about having her for lunch?!" Then the father: "No, my son. She is so skinny, we´ll bite out our teeth!" Then comes a beautiful, slim, young woman along the way. Says the boy: "But Dad, I definatly want to have this one for lunch. I´m soooo hungry!!!" Then the father: "No, my son. This one we will take home with us and eat the mommy! "

Nighthawk

Oblivion

No, only if I´ve the chance to give my floridian aunt a visit, then Orlando is a must. Have you ever opened a bottle with your teeth instead of a bottle-opener?

I want to break free - Queen

...a free Autobahn + Audi RS6 + me ... =

No! Have you ever worn sunglasses while steering a car at nighttime?

Oh yes, the Mini Clubman looks really wierd. It looks like the designers had a dream of a Funeral-Car for Dwarfs. The Mini Cooper and Cooper S are really little bastards, especially the S, they are really fast and kinky, but in my opinion a typical girl´s-car (Charlize Theron looked sooooo damned sexy inside her Mini in the "Italian-Job"-movie!!! ) and a little bit to overpriced ( and you have to pay for every extra other cars have for free, for example the First-Aid-Kit for 90,- Euros, or the Package-Pack, that means 140,- Euros for a compartment in the front....). But all in All a really nice small car, even some people here in Germany call it "Elephants-sneaker".

^...in what???

Wow - Kylie Minogue

...hey, wait a moment! Is that the "Sexual Orientation" Thread or what???!!!