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Photo TR: Can Kings Dominion Scare the Hell Out of Chuck?
PKI Jizzman replied to cfc's topic in Photo Trip Report Archive
Ah, a classic Chuck PTR...thanks for the report buddy! -Zach -
Exactly! And don't forget parks have MUCH more than roller coasters! -Dark Rides -Drop Towers -Frisbees -Shows -Rapids Rides -Log Flumes -Don't forget about the surrounding areas! There's things to do around parks, usually. Every park on the Texas trip surprised me in some way. SFoT - A very pretty park, a great dark ride, drenching log ride and rapids ride, drop tower, and Dan and Jew left to visit the Cowboy's Stadium as well as the Rangers. iT'Z - A crazy Disko! Kemah - Amazing drop tower, speed boat ride, aquarium, and presentation on the hurricane. SFFT - A fantastic night show, insane frisbee, great log ride, great S&S combo tower, the storms provided for some sports! LOL! I can't wait for that update... SeaWorld SA - A+ log flume, cool animal exhibits, animal ERT at lunch! Schlitterbahn - Didn't even have coasters and it was considered the best park of the trip! ERT was AMAZING...2 hours of flow rider?! Meeting the people who operate it. Also, some coasters will surprise the hell out of you. Runaway Mountain at SFOT - This indoor coaster didn't even cross my mind! La Vibora - Soooo much fun! Boardwalk Bullet - Gravity Group never fails! Tony Hawk - Crazy Spinning Mr. Freeze - .....WOW. SFFT's Mine Train - One of the best! And everything at SeaWorld was just great! -JZ
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Alton Towers Discussion Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to Ed's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Ever been on Voyage? LOL -
Jizz Man's 2009 TPR Texas Trip!
PKI Jizzman replied to PKI Jizzman's topic in Photo Trip Report Archive
Yeah, I had no idea that when I was taking pictures of the dolphins; I had to pay to be over there! I wasn't feeding them or anything, just taking pictures. -
This thread makes me want to buy Coaster Expedition Volume 12 or whatever DVD has Lotte World on it! Like at Disneyland, I didn't even know Indy was there! Same with looking at Lotte World, I didn't even know this "Pharaoh's Fury" existed! I'd love to see TPR footage of it-TPR is the quality I like best! -JZ
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Jizz Man's 2009 TPR Texas Trip!
PKI Jizzman replied to PKI Jizzman's topic in Photo Trip Report Archive
The end =( And the back of the bus, where the party was! Thanks for an amazing trip, everyone. It was great meeting new friends, riding new rides, and having a fantastic time all around. Thanks esp. to Robb and Elissa! Can't wait until 2010! And last two pictures....front of the buss Back on the bus, Wes demonstrates such kinky nature. No sex for you, crabs! lolzozlzozlZz The shrimpy crabs get to watch. Eels have kinky threesomes, too. CrAzzzYyYYYyyy eel sex! Sharks!!!! Just a small aquarium. Ready for more sharks!? A nice little exhibit. The animal stuff in the parks was a bit dissapointing to me. I didn't seem like the quality I was expecting. It's all clicks and whistles to me. Porpus(es) Porpus. The Deep South people should get this LOL I got my credit. It's like a chute-the-chutes that spins you around. LOL San Diego? It's hotter than blazin' wings out here! Why aren't these GIANT fans on?!?!?!? The wait was an hour or so, I didn't ride =( It looked refreshing! Acceptable? We need more blue B&Ms. This ride is really intense! Derek should enjoy these next few shots! Great White <333333 Loved the queue! Lift! LOLOLOLOL Great White is sooo good. Ummm...? Penguin randomness. The 45 min wait for it, was not. The longest line of the trip! The log flume was omfg awesome. Awesome ride, a big surprise Steel Eel fun! Omg, more animals?! Awesome! -
Jizz Man's 2009 TPR Texas Trip!
PKI Jizzman replied to PKI Jizzman's topic in Photo Trip Report Archive
I felt like I should finish up/add any last pictures from my Texas trip with TPR in order to get people excited for the 2010 trip ideas! Seriously, TPR trips are the best thing ever. See all the pictures in this thread for MORE than enough proof! Reposting from the other page: SeaWorld San Antonio was on the list for the next morning. The last theme park! Schlitterbahn was the last park..I didn't take pics there. I wasn't sure what to expect, it being a Busch park and a SeaWorld. I knew they had a few good rides, and was very anxious to ride them. The park was nicely landscaped. Nothing amazing, but nothing close to a Cedar Fair park. I found the animal exhibits to be a bit dissapointing. I was expecting to see something on par with a zoo or aquarium, but just got a "look, here they are" and then leave. The dolphin encounter was pretty cool, but you had to pay to get close to them. I found that out the hard way! LOL! But we got special treatment when during lunch they brought out some extra critters. They were pretty cool. Not forgetting Shamu!!! Furry edition. Steel Eel - This was a pretty crazy coaster. The drops seemed so steep! My butt slammed down into the seat after every hill. Some fun airtime in the front and back seat. If the midcours didn't kill the speed, it'd be a top 10 coaster. It ruined those 5-6 airtime hills! Still loved the ride. Great White - I'm not sure if this batman is shorter or customed or....IDK! But it's so intense. I was seeing spots every time I rode. My favorite batman of the trip. Awesome, not to mention the great theming! Shamu Express - Skipped for animal exhibits Journey To Atlantis - Meh Texas Splashdown - So, me and Luko waited about.....45 minutes for this log flume. I think Antonio did too! I wish the wait wasn't that long, it was a bad A$$ log flume! It was like, 5 minutes long, had great drops, great wetness level...but the operations weren't too good. Seemed like every boat had 1-2 people in them. BLAH. But the ride still ROCKED. My favorite of the trip. I did the.. -Penguin Encounter -Shark Reef -Dolphin Cove -Bird Habitat And thought they were all under par. They were still cool! But I was just expecting big things from a SeaWorld and Busch park. It just felt like a low budget park, and I think everyone else agreed when comparing it to the others. Enjoy the pics! -JZ Erik takes great pictures and makes even better videos. You should watch them all!!! True love. Prettyyyy Weeeee! Erik and Andrew can relate with this guy To keep you interested. Armadildo I'll get you, Wes! Wes: 1 ....lizards: 0 Take that, Kiss. Jeff Johnson! Robb had a very special surprise for as at lunch...a guest appearance by.... I participated in Elissa bingo a little bit! The "Elissa 'enjoys' a Pepsi!" Yuck! We, Erik, and Paul! These guys are very cool. Buffettttttttttttttttttttt! SeaWorld SA has some awesome staff! They put together a great lunch for us! Hey Joey! Hm, should we let the GP in now? Hey Dave! If Dave is apart of your TPR trip, it just got 100 times better. I won a Canadian rulers place man! How can you top that?! Yummmmm Better than the average Batman. ERT still going strong! Robb, you're awesome! A Morgan roller coaster. A really good one, at that. A B&M roller coaster. You basterds! you killed us all! CRAAZZZZZYYYYY river. Hey Rapidsnerd! Hey Mike! Food? freak outtt frizzlewizzledizzle FML Where ever you go!!!! The eye will follow you... Pelicans! Feed me, asswipe. Aww, how cute Birds! And nasty scary green water... Wait, they have animals here? Hey Dan! Gary joined! Okay, it's not opening...lets walk around while the park is still to ourselves! Waiting...(it's about as hot as the burning intensity of 1000 suns exploding) Yup. San Antonio got all the theming on this one. Closed =( SANDY CHEEKS! ERT...get a coaster to yourself! For maybe, the 3rd lap in a row? LOL -
Long TPR bus trip drives are great! We had a few 4-5 hour drives in Texas (not sure how long that is compared to usual TPR trip drives) but it really gives you the chance to meet everyone (and not just talk about coasters!) I'm glad we had those drive because I would have never gotten to become good friends with a BUNCH of people on the Texas Trip. I can't wait until 2010! TPR trips are the best ever!!!
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North East USA!!!! What a line up of parks!! This trip looks amazing! I'd want to send in a deposit right now TPR trips are like nothing else. CRAZYYY stuff happens that might even be too crazy for TPR! You're a fool not to go on a trip. Texas was an amazing experience, I wouldn't trade it for anything else. Hey isn't the drinking age 19 in Canada? -Jizz Man
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In Tombstone, if you remember the girl talking about her daddy hanging on the bridge...I was the guy right after her Haunt turned Cornstalkers and Cemetery into attractions in '07. Usually there were 3-4 scare zones; I don't know why they turned them into attractions. Club Blood seems to always have the longest line; Urgent Scare is the new favorite...it's a great maze, but we hardly had any returners! It's such a shame this year compared to what it was last year...
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Bas does TPR West Coast Tour 2009
PKI Jizzman replied to hyyyper's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Loving the photos, man! I miss Disney... -
Kings Island (KI) Discussion Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I scared quite a few Titans jerserys last night, haha. -
Joey's Ongoing Sporting Event PTR Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to Jew's topic in Random, Random, Random
LOL Nice..and I missed the Boomerang and the kiddie credit. They gave us plenty of time, I just wanted to spend it at the park! Besides, Titan gave a GREAT view of the stadium! -
Kings Island (KI) Discussion Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I'd like to see what people say when....hm, maybe Family Guy makes a joke about Steve McNair. -
What are your TOP TEN COASTERS
PKI Jizzman replied to ddaver177's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I'd loveeee to ride Steel Eel at night after it's been warming up all day! -
Joey's Ongoing Sporting Event PTR Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to Jew's topic in Random, Random, Random
Cool! I would have gone over there..but I was on the Texas trip with TPR for a reason! Yeah that place looks crazy....expensive! Looks like they gave you a nice tour of the place. The structure on the outside looks really neat. -
Kings Island (KI) Discussion Thread
PKI Jizzman replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I'll be in the one and only Tombstone TERROR-Tory. Right after the first bridge. Come on down, ya'll! Experience the REAL ghost town...you're wanted dead or alive! Rekon ya'll won't forget us soon... -
Video: Water slide stupidity.
PKI Jizzman replied to Voyage_luvr's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Remember when all those kids did a pile up on that body slide...then it broke apart? Yeah, I wouldn't want to try that on an inclosed tube slide.
