PKI Jizzman

How am I supposed to post a positive review? Nah just messin' I want more!

The South won't be dirty without Guy ): ): ): ):

The same thing better be coming to Kings Island next year.

Classic Kings Island. If they don't re-do the 80's half of the water park, then I'll be pissed.

AWESOME

This is pretty cool. I'll drive for it next year for sure. Wildebeest is better than many coasters I've ridden, so this ride will be interesting. Takes waterparks to a whole new level I think. It's going to be crazy to see what waterslides/water coasters will be like even 5 years from now!

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If TPR member/reader is in a 7 hour drive of SFOG, they better sign up now and BE THERE. Dirty South Bash 2011!

I've never been to the park and this isn't going to change my desire to go. I wouldn't go to the water park, anyways. Although; they should have atleast offered tickets or a refund or something, because I'm assuming the scrape on your back would be pretty painful. I've had bad experiences with Kings Island's 25 year old slides. Sucks you had to miss out on going in the ocean, and I'm sure the car ride was no fun. I don't know what a lawsuit would get you, especially if there were no stitches or ER kinds of treatment resolved lol. Sometimes you just can't win.

Thank God I won two Nobel Prizes. I turned my app in.

Diamondback a month or so ago. I'm hurtin' this summer.

This is boring until I know what's going in. Oh wait it's still dirt and stick, still boring!

Just got my ticket

For the rest of my life? The coaster better be comfortable! I'd probly have to say a B&M Hyper, or Millennium.

Damnit they need a B&M hyper! Something with great capacity and ride length. All of their rides are too short and too low capacity

It said trackwork was complete June 5th, so hopefully testing is already under way!

You must only go to terrible parks. Can you go to any? How's the I-405?

I honestly believe out of all the parks I've been to, Kings Island is one of the most consistant parks with good operations. They've always been pretty good with maximum trains operating. But what do I know, I've just been going to the park multiple times for 15+ years now. KI would do fine with a LO-Q system in place. I'm way more interested in the 40th year anniversary installment.

It's been rumored that a coaster is going in the Disaster Trans area for like, 5 years now. Hopefully it comes true.

This is the most intense and in depth water park PTR I've ever seen. I think I peed myself a little

Going to buy my ticket after birthday money tomorrow!

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I would kill for a 400mm lense.

2011 - Windseeker - (6/20/11) Remember all those stories about delays, modifications and unexpected difficulties with the Windseeker rides? Well a reader came across this great video of new Cedar Point ride in action shot from the ground, looking fairly straight up at it. All seems well for the first 60 seconds, but if you look closely at the whirling cars going around, you’ll notice a few very odd things start to take place. Some of the pods begin to sway forwards and backwards as they spin, getting closer and closer to coming into contact with another pod. Keep watching… by about the 80-90 second mark, you’ll see several different pods start to sway like this, out of sync with the rest of the ride. In fact at the 1:41 mark, in the upper right corner, you can see a rider stick out his foot and appear to make contact with the pod in front of them, and again in the same section of the screen at 1:47. In fact, by this point if you pause the video at just about any point, you’ll see some almost frightening spacing issues with the pods as the ride lowers itself back towards the ground and begins to slow down. You can even hear voices in the crowd below commenting that, “They’re bumping!” I don’t know about the rest of you, but this video worries me a bit. Of course, I’ve also seen several videos of the ride at Canada’s Wonderland in action and I haven’t noticed this bad of a swaying problem there, but this seems to be one of the major issues that had delayed the opening of the ride in the first place. Of course you can also hear the wind howling, so perhaps they were ready to shut down for high winds just after this video was shot. It’s hard to say taken out of context without having been there. Holy crap! I AM NOT riding Windseeker!

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