CommanderLock

Damn you, MGM! Why did you cancel this perfectly good game? WHY?

BLARG! New Jersey is TERRIBLE at writing standarized tests. They made a test for freshmen/sophmores, and it was a terrible test. Most of the students probably failed. I hope I didn't...

That game is awesome. I beat the whole game on my N64, and while playing in the arcade I beat most of my friends.

Anonymity + Teens = Immaturity

Erm...no...? Did you fully wake up yet?

Like I said, the rest would go out of business because people would think that Fast Food isn't as cool anymore.

One of my friends thinks I'm a bad person for having two H3 beta invites. I'm also willing to give out the Crackdown H3 beta invite... It took effort to go play Halo 2 for three hours on three school days. It takes effort to stay focused on that while keeping in touch with everything else. I got in. How much effort does it take to go preorder a game? Not much. Sure, he lost his Halo 2 disc, but it only costs like $19.99 now.

So because you don't like women, she fired you? What job do you have?

Alien Hominid is now out for XBL Marketplace! WHEEE!!!

If this did succeed, then I would laugh so much. I think the rest would "go bankrupt" out of fear of being banned.

That's 108 million souls lost to MySpace...sigh...

Romeo and Juliet. "Do I look like a cop?"

Please...stop reminding me of the downward spiral society is taking... *plays Crackdown for 2 days straight* Ah, relief... And I DID think America had the problem.

^The man who played Borat was going to host the Awards last night, but he refused. Someone would've made an excuse to sue him anyway.

I got Crackdown! YAY! Enforcing the law to the extreme is fun!

"Must...act...normal...must...restrain...urge...to...kill..." "HI RYAN! HOW R U DOIN TO-DAY?"

If she says going on the computer fries your brain, then tell her "so you can use it without having your brain fried?" Maybe you should just have her be alone for a REALLY long time...or have you and your dad talk to her. And if she tries to avoid it, just use good ol` duct tape to cover the mouth and restrain the arms. You've got it tough. Annoying could be worse than abusive, since they're not hurting you, so whatever you do can't really be proved or justified.

Ehm...? Why?

Ah, Myst...I've played it once, never understood it. But I was like 8 at the time.

^3.1415.../10- I have no idea where that came from... (I just wanted an excuse to use Pi)

The hippies also were VERY good. Maybe CBS didn't want to bring the winners that won easily. But the whole lawsuit thing works too.

Me and my friend have this joke called "The Papers". No, not toliet paper. THE Papers.

I don't have a MySpace: 1)Full of snobs who think they are instantly awesome. 2)Pages that lock up your computer. 3)What is the point? I've got XBL. Good enough for me.

Dustin & Kandice - 'Beauty Queens' DIE!!! DIEEEEE!!! YOU RICH SNOBS! DIE! IN! A! HOLE! Rob and Amber 1st? I'm okay with that. They should've brought the hippies back. Wait. They won.

^Yes. That is amazing. I've never had gum or hamburgers before!