yo momma so fat that when she bleeds, she bleeds gravy!
yo momma so fat, that when she takes an asprin, she puts mayonaise on it!
yo momma so fat that she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on!
yo momma so fat, that when she sits on a rainbow, skittles come out.
yo momma so fat, that the last time she say 90210 was on the scales!!!
yo momma so fat, that when she goes outside in a yellow raincoat, people yell TAXI!
OOOOOOHHH. OH NO I DI'NT!!!!!!