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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby chemical_echo » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:48 pm

The conversation I had closed before I could save it the end of it, but I think I remember most of it (everything up to "I dream of Universal Domination was saved")

You: just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
Stranger: NO SINGING
Stranger: ONLY ASSIMILATION
You: Ok
You: conformity rules
Stranger: YES
Stranger: DISOBEDIENCE IS DEATH
Stranger: now tell me
Stranger: WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR FACIAL HAIR?
You: santa like beard
Stranger: not sure if that gives quite the right impression, BUT WE'LL TAKE IT
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN GALACTIC DOMINATION?
You: Who doesn't?
You: I dream of Universal Domination
Stranger: I like the way you think.
Stranger: Will you join us.
You: I will join on only one condition.
Stranger: The Empire does not agree to "conditions"
Stranger: Unless they are awesome.
You: When Universal Domination is complete, 3 galaxies will be handed over to me, so I may start a super galactic army capable of taking over other universes.
Stranger: Agreed.
Stranger: NOW PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE THERRAN MINION
You: Minion? You must be mistaken. I join as the new leader.
Stranger: WH-
Stranger: You don't even have a goatee.
You: My goatee has grown into a god like Santa beard.
You: People bow to the beard.
You: People trust the man with the Santa beard.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Maybe we can work out an alliance
You: I will agree to an alliance.
Stranger: Excellent.
Stranger: Until next time strange bearded man
Stranger: Farewell.
Stranger: Farewell.

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby netdvn » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:54 am

I've got a ton of these...

2010-03-23
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello!
You: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle
Stranger: Thank u too
You: now go save the princess from Bowser
You: He's in World 8 level 8
You: wait... wrong Mario game
You: World 8 Level 4
Stranger: Okey
Stranger: BYE!
You: hurry
You: before Bowser eats her
Stranger: okey i save her..
Stranger: i promise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


2010-03-15
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation?
You: im from the death star
You: it just got fixed
You: and its coming toward earth
You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home
You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


2010-03-23
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: thank you mario but our princes is in another castle
Stranger: princess peach?
You: yeah
Stranger: i like her !
You: col
You: *cool
Stranger: i dont get it though
You: she's been kidnapped again
Stranger: oh no!
You: you need to save her
Stranger: how?
You: beating the game
Stranger: okay ............
You: she said she got kidnapped on her facebook
Stranger: princess peach has a fb?
You: everybody's got a facebook
Stranger: true .....
You: yeah... bowser was raving about capturing the princess for the millionth time on his facebook
Stranger: what a jerk!
You: and everybody in the mushroom kingdom was all like... again????
Stranger: i know so stupid
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: yup
Stranger: yup
You: yup
Stranger: yup
You: so... how's it going?
Stranger: wonderful! how about you
You: got something important to do...
You: gotta run
Stranger: kkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby chemical_echo » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:38 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lindsey?
You: mark?
Stranger: mcinerney?
You: yes
Stranger: from?
You: Earth
Stranger: wht state?
You: Earth doesn't really have states. Has continents
Stranger: oklahoma
Stranger: or kansas?
You: Kansas
Stranger: your not mark
You: yes i am
Stranger: what city?
You: topeka
You: I just moved
You: from the city you know me from
Stranger: no you didnt i just saw mark last night screw you!
You: that was my twin
You: stay away from him, he's evil
Stranger: mark doesnt have a twin cause i dated him, what city do i know you from?
You: I dont talk about my twin, he's evil
You: he's done things to me
You: Its hurts to talk about it
Stranger: im calling mark right now! what city do i know you from?
You: the greatest city on earth
You: or the most boring, depending on how you look at it
Stranger: which is?
You: you know that i know. I dont know why you're trying to make me tell you

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby nln00b » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:48 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation?
You: im from the death star
You: it just got fixed
You: and its coming toward earth
You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home
You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby jjune4991 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:49 pm

Quickest! Whoo! :lmao:

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: What's with the rush?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another:

Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how r u
You: Hello you.
You: It's good to hear from you again.
You: I have missed you.
You: Dearly.
You: It pains me to have to wait.
You: I am glad you have returned.
You: Where did you go?
Stranger: what??
You: I've missed you so much all these years.
You: The cold nights.
You: The windy days.
You: The kids miss you.
You: Please come home.
Stranger: asl?
You: I beg of you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

One more?

Stranger: Im bi
You: I'm Bill
You: Nice to meat you.
Stranger: Gay
You: No apparently you are.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby onewheeled999 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:04 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Go charazard!
Stranger: I choose you
You: GO WARTORTLE!
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: my one weakness D:
Stranger: use tackle
You: wartortle, use water blast!
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: DODGE
Stranger: DODGEE D:
Stranger: AHHHH
Stranger: NOO Charazard D:
Stranger: YOU KILLED HIM
You: dang, missed...
Stranger: oh
You: guess not.
Stranger: HES DEADDD
You: good job, wartortle!
Stranger: go giggly puff
Stranger: use sing!
Stranger: har har har
Stranger: poor wartortle
You: nooo! wartortle is asleep!
You: wartortle, return!
Stranger: didnt stand a chance to party in the USA
You: oh dear god.
You: go snorlax!
Stranger: D:
You: sit on jigglypuff!
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: GIGGLY PUFF D:
Stranger: giggly return
Stranger: go ditto!
Stranger: mimic!
You: :O
Stranger: *the two snorlax sat there*
Stranger: well they arent going anywhere >.>;
You: this is boring.
You: snorlax, return.
You: GO MUDKIP!
You: mudkip, use your mud...kipping...blaster!
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: ditto
Stranger: do... what ditto does...
Stranger: and blast him with your mud blaster!
You: nooo!
You: mudkip, return!
You: go articuuuuuno!
Stranger: this battle takes too long
Stranger: GO MEW TWO
Stranger: PSYCHIC!
You: oh noes!
You: articuno is confuzzled!
You: he hurts himself in the process!
Stranger: harharhar
Stranger: now mew two use psychic again!
Stranger: *mewtwo disobeyed*
You: silly human.
You: says mewtwo.
Stranger: damn it... Knew I shouldnt have bought him before I got my next badge
Stranger: I like you. You have style
Stranger: have a gold star.
You: woot!
You: have a starfish.
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: I've never had a starfish before
You: i remember when i got my first one, years ago...
You: proudest day of my life.
Stranger: I'm going to wear this starfish in my hair
Stranger: every day
You: and im gonna put this gold star... erm... somewhere special!
Stranger: next to your name on the chart ofc!
You: to save it for if i ever need it
Stranger: or give it to Dora
Stranger: save half an episode F3
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: I must go do
Stranger: dr mc ninja things
Stranger: very important
You: have fun with your ninja thingies.
Stranger: until we meet again on the giant omegle board...
Stranger: and I hope to maple Jesus
Stranger: your not a pirate
Stranger: *glares*
You: im a ninja too.
You: ssssshh.
You: dont tell my girlfriend.
Stranger: Your ninja secret is safe with my ninja stars
Stranger: I shall not say a word.
Stranger: Avenge Meeee~

That was the greatest few minutes of my entire life right there.
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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby nln00b » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:14 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bleh
You: Ok?
Stranger: f*ck power rangers
You: No need for your dirty language you dirty mouth!
Stranger: i know im sorry
You: Yeah, I bet you are.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby Sasquatch » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:03 pm

I would love to see any of you have a conversation with a real person...

Imagine alot of running away and crying.

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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby Coaster Cow » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:58 pm

Has anyone used the new video chat feature? It just seems kind of creepy to me, having had seen Chat Roulette...
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Re: Omegle Thread

Postby nln00b » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:25 pm

^ Yeah, I think it would be creepy, but I have a picture printed (*cough* screamer *cough*) just in case I get the urge. :devil:
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