K1ngdaKa88 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because there wasn't enough space to transport it in Mr. Six's bus! Why are wheels called wheels?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because that's how they roll! Why weren't most of Opryland's coasters not relocated to other parks?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because Old Indiana Water-N-Fun Park took them all. Why did Hurricane Category 5 not get relocated?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because it destroyed Six Flags New Orleans! Why did Old Indiana Water-N-Fun Park the bulk of Opyland's rides and left them to "die"?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because they needed coasters to go along with the Six Flags New England coasters they bought! Why did DCA decide to be so weird in 2001?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because Disneyland wanted to be on par with their Florida counterpart! Why do they call the things at the ends of our hands "fingers"?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Because they're part 'fin's & bend like Ron Toomer's coathan'gers'! Why do dentists talk to you when you have junk in your mouth? Edited January 21, 2015 by DonGeorge
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because it's the dentist's job to check out your mouth for cavities! What's the difference between coaster cars and street cars?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Despite both being at DCA, the coaster cars don't have people singing about having a suitcase and a dream on them! If Banshee and Kumba were real people, who would win?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Banshee would win because she'll kill Kumba with her scream! Why are fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Because despite Millennium Force being a walk on, people buy new ones after every ride during ERT! Why did the first Full Throttle promo trailer say YOLO? Edited January 22, 2015 by DonGeorge
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because of the rumors of SFMM wanted to name it "YOLOCoaster"! Why does Six Flags Magic Mountain have a habit of not replacing rides?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because the GP wants to count how many pistachios there are on top of where a Bayern Kurve was! Why did Magic Mountain not use the Velocetron theming for Superman: The Escape?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because they wanted a "Krypton" theme for it! Why did Kings Island get rid of the tunnel after they renamed Beastie?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because they didn't want to call that ride "The Timmy Turner Tunnel". Why don't more people watch Mystery Science Theater 3000?
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because not everybody wants to watch a couple of guys in a movie theater commenting a Sci-Fi B movies! Why does everybody say that Darien Lake is an ex-Six Flags park that has gone downhill?
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Because Six Flags' tightening stranglehold among theme parks was loosened on Buffalo. Why were more CCIs not built?
DarienLaker Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Because people were getting CCI confused with GCI! Why didn't GCI build Gwazi at Busch Gardens Tampa?
VF15 Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Because they did. Why is Cedar Point probably getting a Dive Coaster?
DarienLaker Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Cedar Point wants take back the park with the most roller coaster title from Six Flags Magic Mountain! Why do I make wild speculations about stuff that Darien Lake is never getting?
Diamondbacker27 Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Because you wish they were. Why can't everything be free?
DonGeorge Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Because we like expensive things. If dogs could fly, what would my cereal taste like?
GwaziBSRider1 Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 The color pink. What would happen if Michael Eisner got into a fist fight with a pineapple on live TV?
DonGeorge Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 DCA would have a gritty reboot of Superstar Limo. What if I could predict every RMC coaster that would be built?
DarienLaker Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Then Darien Lake would have RMC remodel Predator as "Lake Monster" in 2016! When will pigs fly?
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