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^ If they were male, they came from buoys...

 

You'll find the men's clothing section tucked away in a little corner of the store, while the women's clothing takes up the rest of the space---just like how it is when you share a closet!

 

Why did they call it a "Mars" bar instead of "Saturn?"

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Because it would be complete and total McStupidation for a candy bar called "Almond Joy" to not have any nuts in it. "Mounds," on the other hand, is rather vague because "mounds" could be mounds of anything, even pork rinds.

 

Why do most Wendy's restaurants have their soda fountain behind the counter where only the employees can reach it to fill drinks, while almost every other chain has their fountains out so diners can fill their own?

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In that space that's now empty because you left the car in gear and didn't set the brake.

 

What exactly is in sludge?

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Ten pounds, no. But don't go to town and eat a "brazillion" pounds!

 

Why does the city's library close at 5pm on a Sunday?

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If your squash weren't growing crooked, they couldn't be called "crookneck" squash. So if you called them that, they'd be insulted and wreck your house in the middle of the night.

 

Why can't you see through sand, but you can see through glass, which is made from sand?

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Because they forgot to water.

 

Why are they called cookies? You don't cook them, you bake them. Shouldn't they be called bakies?

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Baking is a form of cooking, so cookies is acceptable. Should we call buildings builts instead?

 

If Helen Keller fell in the woods, and no one was around, would she make a sound?

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