wumwip Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 You wanted to make you post both interesting and hard to read. Where did I put my keys?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted August 24, 2010 Posted August 24, 2010 Check your crack...in the sofa. Crap falls in there a lot. Do we REALLY need these big ass harnesses to go through one loop?
ebl Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 The people with big asses do! Why did L-1011s and DC-10s have an engine stuck in their tail?
4rturo Posted August 26, 2010 Posted August 26, 2010 because they are gay. should I do all of my homework??
wumwip Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 Only if it matters. What time does the next rocket go to the moon?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 They stopped doing it in 2005. They go to the edge of the galaxy now. Why is my cat so annoying?
cal1br3tto Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 Because you hate really affectionate cats. Where did babies come from in the old days before they invented storks?
wumwip Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 They came from sea gulls. Where can I find the men's clothes section?
ebl Posted August 27, 2010 Posted August 27, 2010 ^ If they were male, they came from buoys... You'll find the men's clothing section tucked away in a little corner of the store, while the women's clothing takes up the rest of the space---just like how it is when you share a closet! Why did they call it a "Mars" bar instead of "Saturn?"
kcsteve Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Because they knew Saturn would go out of business. Why do Peter Paul Almond Joys have nuts, but Mounds don't?
ebl Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Because it would be complete and total McStupidation for a candy bar called "Almond Joy" to not have any nuts in it. "Mounds," on the other hand, is rather vague because "mounds" could be mounds of anything, even pork rinds. Why do most Wendy's restaurants have their soda fountain behind the counter where only the employees can reach it to fill drinks, while almost every other chain has their fountains out so diners can fill their own?
mightbeawannabe Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Because they like doin' things backa$$ward. Square burgers and mayo on 'em too. I can't think of anything more different than that about Wendy's. Why is my drum major such an A$$?
wumwip Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Because he took lessons. When are they going to build an amusement park in my town?
ebl Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Your town is bankrupt, so...never. What kind of liquid do they use in liquid crystal displays?
wumwip Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 They call it "Liquistal"... it's a strange mixture of the two. Do fast food places use real meat in their products?
mightbeawannabe Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 Only in extremely small amounts. What's the rest?
wumwip Posted August 29, 2010 Posted August 29, 2010 The stuff that doesn't matter. Where did I park my car?
ebl Posted August 29, 2010 Posted August 29, 2010 In that space that's now empty because you left the car in gear and didn't set the brake. What exactly is in sludge?
mightbeawannabe Posted August 29, 2010 Posted August 29, 2010 Sludge: it's - it' + lunch - nch + fudge - fu = sludge Is it sinful to eat like 10 pounds of meat at a brazilian steakhouse?
ebl Posted August 29, 2010 Posted August 29, 2010 Ten pounds, no. But don't go to town and eat a "brazillion" pounds! Why does the city's library close at 5pm on a Sunday?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Because the 9 to 5 is long enough for them. Why are my crookneck squash growing all crooked?
ebl Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 If your squash weren't growing crooked, they couldn't be called "crookneck" squash. So if you called them that, they'd be insulted and wreck your house in the middle of the night. Why can't you see through sand, but you can see through glass, which is made from sand?
mightbeawannabe Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 I don't know, but I think the answer's clear. Why is the grass browner on the other side of the fence? I thought it was supposed to be green!
gisco Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Because they forgot to water. Why are they called cookies? You don't cook them, you bake them. Shouldn't they be called bakies?
kcsteve Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Baking is a form of cooking, so cookies is acceptable. Should we call buildings builts instead? If Helen Keller fell in the woods, and no one was around, would she make a sound?
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