ebl Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 He writes in Old English, a rather quirkly language. Well...actually, current English is rather quirky... Is it possible that our 2003 Highlander is actually a 2004 model?
downunder Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 Because he invented irony. Does Chuck Norris really have the answers?
coastercrazed49 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah but you must get through his roundhouse kick for him to give them to you. Why do pretzels taste good in ice cream?
astroworldfan1 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 Because, it jood to you, but freaky to us! Flavor Flav.
downunder Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 rapper + gayness = flavor flav Why is it cool for cats?
onewheeled999 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 Cuz they're not Tom Cruise. Why are you wasting precious seconds of your life reading this?
downunder Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 It's called "working", precious time = not working. Will Australia win the the 1 day tri series with India and Sri Lanka?
astroworldfan1 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 Absolutley yes. I really don't know what that is! It's too late to apologize!
ebl Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 It's never too late to apologize, even if it's for eating your sister's Twinkie when you were three. Why is it called the "World Wide Web?"
astroworldfan1 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 For the ACErs, the Internet is wide so they can read it. Shawty had the Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with thr Fur.
ebl Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 That's easy---FAIL!!! for not asking a question. What can you do with peanuts besides eating them?
downunder Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 Pay employees them. Should Cedar Fair add the Neverland Ranch to their portfolio?
ebl Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 As long as they can put trash cans every 17 feet, it's a good idea. I had a burger for lunch; would one be a good idea for dinner?
astroworldfan1 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Whats left of your buger. Why should we only have a two day weekend?
onewheeled999 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Cuz if it was 3 Tuesday would be the new monday. Why can't Pluto be triangular?
astroworldfan1 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Because it's not a planet anymore. Why insn't Pluto a planet anymore?
downunder Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Because Disney was going to sue. What do you call a guy who has a sex change and then becomes a lesbian?
brilinjo Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Ellen Of all the St Valentine's gifts given, how many result in sex?
thrillrideseeker Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 All of them! What do you get when a car blows up at an theme park? ~Matthew
downunder Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 A cartastrophe. Why does Cedar Fair suck so much at naming rides?
Force 310 Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 The CFNameBot 3000X is not pleased with your query. Why do the vast majority of comic strips suck?
downunder Posted February 14, 2008 Posted February 14, 2008 Because the people who come up with them suck. Why are women in uniform so hot?
brilinjo Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 because they're not made from a lightweight breathable fabric. Why aren't all submarines yellow?
ebl Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 Too many people would mistake them for underwater school buses. Why is Coke so bad for your teeth?
downunder Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 Because it comes down your nasal cavity after snorting it and has an acidic effect on your teeth, just ask Scarface, terrible teeth. Has Mc Donald's ever used meat in their burgers?
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