Yankee cannonball Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 cuz it thinks it's called the STUPID monkey wobbalobba?
ebl Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Because you ate too many French fries. Why are there skunks?
brilinjo Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 so blind people get to enjoy them too Do clown fish wear squirting flowers?
astroworldfan1 Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Becasuse without them, the world would smell like a wonderful Pine Forest. (who wants that?) Why is gas so expensive? Why can't fart be the alternitive fuel? We all have a lot of it!
downunder Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 It bwould work well, attach a gas bowser to your butt and just fill up the gas bottle, world's problems solved now we can forget about the middle east. What are The Who?
brilinjo Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 2 old farts and 2 dead people Who are The What?
ebl Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 You should get a hearing aid so no one has to repeat a question. Why isn't sausage made out of sauce?
brilinjo Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Because it would confuse Ryan Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed. Does that make Mr Ed a horse sausage?
Yankee cannonball Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Legally i'm not supposed to answer that. have a nice day. what is it? (answer in a tenacious D referance and win a cookie)
downunder Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 "It", is being classically trained to rock your socks off. Sasquatch?
downunder Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Because they score such cutting edge roles in films such as Clerks 2 and Bachelor Party. Doctors and nurses?
ebl Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 They come in handy at the hospital. Should I get a new job?
astroworldfan1 Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 Yes, get one then retire and you still get paid! Should I go to bed at 11 p.m.?
downunder Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 No, sleep is for wimps. The sultan of sleaze is?
ebl Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Only if you can put bananas in pencil sharpeners. Why are Post-It Notes light yellow?
downunder Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Because post-its were invented by a monkey. Pay peanuts you get monkeys, pay bananas you get?
ebl Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Giant elephants running across your yard. How did they come up with the name "Amtrak" for our national passenger rail service?
downunder Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Because they are so slow a train that should arrive in the pm arrives in the am. Why doesn't Greyhound have a frequent felons club?
ebl Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 They do..."Greyhound," a racing dog. I'm sure Michael Vick is a member! How do bus fleets arrive at the numbering system on their buses?
pagemaster_b Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 It's determined by the number of short yellow buses they have spawned. Wait, didn't I see you on the short yellow bus?
brilinjo Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 No, it was a yellow submarine Is chocolate the same colour as poo so as to trick little kids into eating chocolate?
pagemaster_b Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Thank you for making me gag. What would TPR be like if Ryan King was a mod?
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 He would change X.D to Deloreans are sexy and so is Ryan King! Why is it that when a plane at 200 miles an hour about to land in ten minutes going west with a 10 mph eastern wind and a plane coming the opposite direction to land in 10 minutes going 180 mph will collide with each other on the runway?
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