Post your favorite your mom jokes!

[coasterfansince1999]

Yo mama so old, she was alive when Mr. Clean had an afro.

[andy_e219]

Yo mamma's so lazy she thinks a 2 income family is when the dad has 2 jobs.

[Tanks4me05]

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant with you, people thought she lost weight.

[galindoverhere]

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant with you, people thought she lost weight.

 

Wouldn't that make her fatter? Meaning she DIDN'T go on a diet?

[E1ticket5]

Yo' Mamma's so fat, she ate the entire ACE buffet

[andre8]

Yo' Mama's so fat, she ate all of the ACErs.

[coasterfansince1999]

Yo mama's so ugly when she played the Scary Maze Game, the picture said "I QUIT!"

[molemaster43]

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped off the Empire State Building, she bounced right back up.

[Mechanic]

Yo mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

[Sharman19]

Your mom is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!