Token Yankee Guy Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Looks like we've run out of time tonight to post the pictures. I'll post one teaser, then we should have EVEN MORE tomorrow! Quick, call the merchandise team...TPR Calendar Girls auditioning for the 2007 season. 8) omg, that's a good idea, TPR member bathing suit model calander. I'll be Mr. May
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Wait! What! Don't go! I hate you guys! I hate you guys so very much! Guy "Hot... lesbian... action... so close... and yet... so far! Arrrrrrggghhh!" Koepp
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Looks like we've run out of time tonight to post the pictures. I'll post one teaser, then we should have EVEN MORE tomorrow! The fanboys are drooling!
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Looks like we've run out of time tonight to post the pictures. I'll post one teaser, then we should have EVEN MORE tomorrow! Quick, call the merchandise team...TPR Calendar Girls auditioning for the 2007 season. 8) omg, that's a good idea, TPR member bathing suit model calander. I'll be Mr. May I got September! Oh, better get out the thong from my Thunder From Down Under days. Guy "Rowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Koepp
robbalvey Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 So after the fair we decided to head into Manchester for a dinner at Wagamama (http://www.wagamama.com/) which is a really kick ass Japanese noodle place that seems to be getting more and more popular in the UK. Then we decided to have a little bit of fun and invade both Tom & Lou's house. Insanity ensues..... Ahh, the high class British porn star answering some of her fan mail from her latest release "Jolly, Jolly, Jolly, what a lovely day to pet your bollocks." And for those of you who prefer Tom than the girls, I hope you have a full box of tissues ready to go! Even Ed gets some ERT (Elissa Ride Time) She showed us some of her work. Great stuff! A little dry and "British" perhaps, but porn is porn! Lou's collection of mostly high class British porn. "Oh, Joey....I'm thinking of you!" Ok, Ok....fine. All you coaster boys were saying "Please get Tom out of that photo and give me some hot Lou on Elissa action!" Here you go! ...this box of tissues was totally emptied later that night! This hot action photo of two chicks jumping Tom can only mean one thing..... ...but Robb's version of the same dish is re-arranged into barnyard animal eating style!!! (note: That is NOT Lou in the background stuffing her face. That is the robotic creature that was cloned in Lou's image) As does Tom. Note that his plate looks like food for a human.... At Wagamama Lou orders something fairly normal..... This is the most "normal" thing that we saw all night. The women take over the back car.....or I should say three women all with large slabs of beef. Tom driving.....not quite as scary as the Warrington Fair death machines....but close.
Carnage Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Now about the video You and CoasterLou made??? That will be posted when? It's already been posted to the secret UK trip forum. I think I'm going to be scarred for life after seeing that last picture of Tom. The goggles, they do nothing!!
Louise Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Ok, WHOA, why does my head look superimposed onto my body on the lesbian shot?! I have a hunchback!! Moving on from that, as hot as Tom looks in that bikini, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to put it on again without picturing him wearing it, which is perhaps not a good thing! He still looks better in my bikini than I look in his glasses though! Great captions and stuff as always Robb. Does Elissa always keep her gloves on when she partakes in hot threesome action, or should I take that as a personal insult?!
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 You all have stooped to a new low... and you did it without me! I am so jealous! Guy "And to think I was free this whole week!" Koepp
robbalvey Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 A thought has just occured to me..... ANNOUNCING TPR'S PREMIUM ESCORT SERVICE! For just $99 THIS COULD BE YOU! Who's ready to sign up? --Robb
Ed Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Hmm I loved my ERT. Haha it was such an insane night. The converstion topics varied.. Not that much really.. It kept falling back to Joey...
Louise Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 ^^ If you're going to advertise some kind of service, you should use the picture where our hands are in slightly different positions....
robbalvey Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 ^^ If you're going to advertise some kind of service, you should use the picture where our hands are in slightly different positions.... GOOD POINT!!!! You too can get your "Richard" touched by hot TPR members (male or female) for just $199!!! (bonus box of tissues included FREE!)
niiicolaaah Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 Where do I sign up for some NGTRT?? Non German Tom Ride Time?
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 There is so much that I could say right now. How completely filthy do you all feel? More importantly. Do you like that feeling?
BelizeIt Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 This thread is quickly turning into your best Trip Report of all time! You clearly need to take additional Mini-UK trips!
DeathCabforCutie Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Wow, yeah, I wish that the US would have more parks opening in the winter. But fortunately, amusement park off-season is almost finished. I'm counting down the days until Kennywood and Knoebels open Today I saw a kid at school with a shirt that said "Life starts when soccer season starts"... I need a shirt like that, but with roller coaster season instead.
cfc Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Lou is licking her Mummy? Ew-w-w-w . . . Suggested title for this high-class example of British porn: "The Incredibly Strange Credit Whores Who Started Living and Became Mixed-Up Ultra Vixens." Or . . . "Let Me Slap You with My Meat!"
cfc Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Does Elissa always keep her gloves on when she partakes in hot threesome action, or should I take that as a personal insult?! Perhaps the gloves are for your protection, not hers.
ElBlufer Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 This thread is quickly turning into your best Trip Report of all time! You clearly need to take additional Mini-UK trips! No...they need to take extended UK trips so that we get larger updates
robbalvey Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 And here it is!!! The "Kumali Construction Tour Video!!!" It's nice and "dorky" so plenty of you should LOVE IT! --Robb kumaliconstruction.zip Kumali Construction Tour Video
Gnome Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 ^ glad you didn't fall through the grate onto the vekoma ride. Also nice side boobage as well as video.
niiicolaaah Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Wow, i wouldn't have been able to walk up the lift like that... deathly afraid of heights...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Booster bike! Nice vid Robb. The ride looks real short. Is it realy just down the first drop, the three inverted elements, a helix, then brakes?
Carnage Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 ^ It's not really that much shorter element wise then a normal SLC when you think about it.
larrygator Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 OK you guys have done it. I want to meet the irresponsible parent who signs over guardianship of their 15 year old to you guys on a future TPR trip. Great stuff Lou - your summation of that picture that appears to have your head superimposed is a good one
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