Shockwave Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 LOL! That coffee looks even worse than the stuff from our machine at work, and I drink about 4 mugs a day of that stuff! I think Horlicks is a bedtime drink, but I've never dared to try it myself. Robb, just give me a call and I'll bring along some Nescafe!
Louise Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 LOL! That coffee looks even worse than the stuff from our machine at work, and I drink about 4 mugs a day of that stuff! I think Horlicks is a bedtime drink, but I've never dared to try it myself. Robb, just give me a call and I'll bring along some Nescafe! Horlicks is amazing, and yes, appropriately, it is a bedtime drink, it's supposed to help you relax and doze off, so why the hell they're giving it to you with breakfast I don't know. SABOTAGE!! Kenco > Nescafe
CoasterCrazy Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 The photo update was funny! I hate coffee!
Shockwave Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 LOL! That coffee looks even worse than the stuff from our machine at work, and I drink about 4 mugs a day of that stuff! I think Horlicks is a bedtime drink, but I've never dared to try it myself. Robb, just give me a call and I'll bring along some Nescafe! Horlicks is amazing, and yes, appropriately, it is a bedtime drink, it's supposed to help you relax and doze off, so why the hell they're giving it to you with breakfast I don't know. SABOTAGE!! Kenco > Nescafe Never!!! Nescafe is clearly the superior corporate coffee brand.
waterviper Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 LMAO!!! Thank you for the wonderful goofas and belly busting laughs Robb!!! Looking at those photos and reading those captions will lighten up anyones day!!! Anything with the name of Horlick should not be an edible product of anykind!! It sounds more like an adult toy product to me!! The Horlick 5000xL super vibe deluxe!!!! Btw its all about Folgers and starbucks!!! Mix half of starbucks with half of folgers grounds and you got yourself one hell of an awesome blend!!!
SharkTums Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey! You're not even supposed to be drinking coffee!!! And yes, that most likely is 3 cellphones. America one, his company one, and our new International one that we bought that we've been trying out! I see the DS too, don't forget to water your turnip!
Shockwave Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey! You're not even supposed to be drinking coffee!!! And yes, that most likely is 3 cellphones. America one, his company one, and our new International one that we bought that we've been trying out! I see the DS too, don't forget to water your turnip! Haha, I've been in work barely 2 hours and I'm on my 3rd cup already!
niiicolaaah Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ROBB! Your coffee turned out bad because you did it wrong!!! Did you even read the directions? lol! You're supposed to open the bag by pushing the tabs together, then pour the water into the bag.
PhishyBrewer Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Have you seen any trolls while in England
robbeal Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 No way, I live about 10 mins from Knutsford. Although i'm in Liverpool at the moment at uni, which is about an hour away. Used to work just outside Knutsford, at Tatton Park too.
Dark Vampire Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Haha, a very funny update indeed. That coffee must have sucked so bad.
nemesis-storm Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Hey Robb - great photo trip report, I personally dont drink coffee, but if I ever needed to, I won't follow your instructions if you dont mind ... Have you got your Robbie Williams CD's with you? 'Knutford City Limits' would be ideal around now Enjoy rest of your trip
Ed Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 Ok that picture with the coffee and the toilet. Made me feel ill! The horlicks will be worse than that! Trust me it smells horrible. Horlicks and Ovaltine are the work of the devil! Oh anyone interested in knutsford.... http://www.virtual-knutsford.co.uk/
niiicolaaah Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 I can't wait for the Tom-Robb Date Report.
SharkTums Posted February 7, 2006 Posted February 7, 2006 ^I was just going to post that!!! Plus I got to talk to Tom on the phone...I love that sexy British accent!!! Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans they get into!
Louise Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 ^ Tom's lost his REAL accent now though, he's just generic Northern. Get back to Somerset and get your proper one back!
Shockwave Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Lou, you're just jealous of all the attention I'm getting! Well that was crazy! And I'm off out clubbing shortly! Good job I don't work till 3PM tomorrow really.
robbalvey Posted February 8, 2006 Author Posted February 8, 2006 Tonight's UK excitement was "Robb's Date with Non-German Tom" aka Shockwave. Well, it wasn't really a date....because the only action I ended up having was with some chocolate bars. But I did get a nice tour of Tom's house...... Awww...at least gas is pretty cheap here! I feel like I should ship this whole shelf off to Soren! Awww.....proper British candy. (I wonder why there are two Double Decker's missing?) "I'm gonna have a one on one with my Lion bar....I'm naming mine Derek!" Tonight I'm going to have a Double Decker three-way! I'm going to name one of them Elissa, and one of them Lou!!! Random, random, random UK beverages! Damn, this really makes me want to ride The Revolution! Finally, we escape Tom's house and off for some fun at the BP! Here I am in Tom's bed! (I bet he doesn't wash those sheets for MONTHS!) Hairspray, crimpers, and a sheep. These guys are SO freaking gay it's not even funny!!! Apparently Ed is also blind, because he had all these braille books everywhere.... Wow! Turns out that Ed is actually the smart one in the family! (Hey, Elissa...he has Ovaltine AND he's smart!) You can learn a lot about Tom from this picture-he owns a Dell, collects miniturized landmarks, plays CDs on his record player, pirates TPR DVDs, blasts a fog horn when with a chick...what else? Only the ultimate Robb & Elissa stalker would buy TWO copies of our DVDs! Ed says "Hey Elissa, I have some Ovaltine for you...." On his wall there is a picture of Robb & Elissa....um can you say "STALKER?!?!?!?" "My lifelong dream is to have a sex change operation and get a face lift to look JUST like J-Lo!" Checking out more of Tom's room we realize how totally messed up he really is! Is there a single brit that DOESN'T have a poster from "The Smiths"??!?! "Check out these high class British porn mags!!!!" "Hey Elissa. I'm learning Italian so you and I can have that hot Italy love trek." "Just so you all know, yes that is a radiator and YES those are my panties drying on them!" "Hello, my name is Non-German Tom. Here in England, all the street signs have an eerie nuclear glow to them."
DerekRx Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 At least you got to visit with one of your many fans, Robb. I'm deeply touched that Non-German Tom thinks of me while enjoying a Lion bar, though I wish he'd think of me while having a Double Magnum instead...those things are perfect, just like me! Keep the updates coming! Does your room at least have HCBP on the tele? How ironic, I was thinking of Tom while Shockwave was finishing off my latest beer!
SharkTums Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 Awww!!! I'm soooo jealous!!! What an awesome night!!! I miss all of you guys, well not Ed, since technically I've never met him! (Although with ovaltine, physics, and sheep, I think that could be an interesting meet up!)
Ed Posted February 8, 2006 Posted February 8, 2006 I was slightly shocked when I heard this American accent coming from Tom's room! It was a very funny night. I hope you're coming over for future trips Elissa! Although I think we could leave out the physics part! And instead add in that I too have a lovely British accent! And i'm smaller and cuter than Tom. (Or so I think) Now TPR has seen my bedroom! And my braille sheets...
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