Awful Coaster Pickup Lines

[JG-77]

Hello! The idea for this thread randomly popped into my head, so I thought I'd try it out. This thread is a place to share ideas for awful/cheesy/funny/cringy pickup lines for coaster enthusiasts. If there's another thread similar to this, I apologize, I did try to search for something similar but I think I should be ok.

 

Here's a few examples to start off:

 

 

Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.

 

Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.

 

Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.

 

You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.

 

 

What terrible coaster pick-up lines can you think of?

[Jason Maier]

Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to . . . Hang and Bang with you!

 

El Toro is great . . . but wait until you see my big woody!

[boldikus]

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[DoinItForTheFame]

[Dombot]

Listen girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.

 

I want to apologize for any cringing/headaches/nausea/internal bleeding/etc caused by the phrase above

[prozach626]

How I feel about this thread:

 

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[Canobie Coaster]

 

And this is something no one would say after hearing any of these pickup lines.