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Granted. But each qui will play your favorite song on repeat. And the Ludacris and Nicki Minaj remixes.

 

I wish LAKE Compounce built a giga.

Granted, but they take out Boulder Dash to make room for it.

 

I wish I could get a trimless ride on Wild Thing at Valleyfair.

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Granted, but you fly out of the train instead.

 

I wish trim brakes didn't exist at all.

 

 

Granted, but the oldest woodie in existance is Grizzly at GCA.

 

I wish Cedar Point was floating.

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Granted, but it eventually sinks and is lost forever.

 

I wish to be able to skip the lines on all rides at all parks.

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Granted, but this means that their reputations are trading places. Cedar Fair is now the chain enthusiasts poke fun at the most.

 

I wish that Minnesota had another amusement park.

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Granted, but it only has a kiddie coaster, some kiddie flats, and some arcade games. *cough* Paige's Crossing.

 

I wish Paige's Crossing in Columbia City was a real amusement park.

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Granted, but it only has two coasters: A clone of Goudurix and a Chinese Knock-Off SLC.

 

I wish Goliath at SFGAm was a little longer.

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Granted, but every park in the world closes due to lack of attendance.

 

I wish my CP trip next summer would come faster.

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Granted, but you'll get expelled.

 

I wish I had a time machine so I could skip the offseason.

 

Granted: but you miss the 24-hour one time only "Get a Cedar Fair Platinum Pass for $9.99" offer.

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Granted, but as soon as it's finished, it burns down in a fire.

 

I wish graduation would come faster.

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