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Granted, but a rock hits you and throws you off the mountain!

 

I wish I don't have any tests tomorrow.

I go hiking in the woods, not on a mountain.

 

Granted, but a burglar steals all your money.

 

I wish for more freetime.

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Granted, but you will soon get robbed of all of it.

 

I wish for Intamin to make more wooden coasters.

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Granted, but they were all built in China where they don't get maintained!!!

 

I wish for Intamin to build a big Theme Park in Switzerland.

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Granted, but it is warm and rainy!!

 

I wish I can go to Gardaland this spring.

Then Gardaland was bought by a Unicorn that hates theme park food, so the land is redeveloped into a giant P.F. Chang's.

 

I wish that Half Life 3 was released by now and that the game was about Gordan Freeman battling a big, GIANT chicken.

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Granted, but it is a more than 1000 years old Mountain Dew which makes you sick for 2 months!

 

I wish Connyland gives me the permission to film a POV on Cobra.

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Granted, but then you only have vacation on your Birthday and the rest you have to go to work/school

 

I wish that my best friend's mum says yes that he can come with me to Connyland.

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Granted, but none of them are near you.

 

I wish for better service at my local movie theater (last time I was there, the movie started 15 minutes late).

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Granted, but it takes 4 years to build and you have to do the track correction by your own!

 

I wish there is an announcement in the bus that the Bus doesn't stops at the bus stop I need to exit!

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Granted, but you must pay for the bus to pass those stops.

 

I wish for coaster season to start already.

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Granted, but the only coasters you are kiddie coasters that you are too big for!

 

I wish that Paramount bought all of Cedar Fair's parks!

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