Game: Careful What You Wish For

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but it's not a happy new year.

 

I wish I could meat The Oatmeal.

[VF15]

Granted, but not for 100 years.

 

I wish I could have gone to Magic Mountain when I was in SoCal in 2013.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but all the rides would be closed due to intense winds.

 

I wish that I could go play Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker.

[nicman]

Granted but in a hour, the system would get bricked

 

I wish that I could go back in time

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but when you come back to the present, everybody is a GP.

 

I wish I could find something to eat for lunch.

[nicman]

Granted, but it would be a fried butter on a stick.

 

I wish that I knew more about Batch Programming.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but you find out you are a robot.

 

I wish I was able to go to Holiday in the Park at SFDK.

[VF15]

Granted, but you can only go on one ride because the lines are ridiculously long.

 

I wish it wasn't snowing right now.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but it starts snowing shaving cream.

 

I wish the world had more parachute towers.

[VF15]

Granted, but none of them are in the U.S.

 

I wish more people would play Careful What You Wish For.

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but they are spambots.

 

I wish Busch Gardens Williamsburg would admit they've screwed up.

[nicman]

Granted, but to make up for it, they would try to make awesome fireworks that would land on the wooden roller coaster and burn it down.

 

I wish that we had more snow right now.

[VF15]

Granted, but you have so much snow that you are stuck inside your house and your power is out.

 

I wish for a Happy New Year.

[nicman]

Granted, but then in 10 years you will have the worst year of your life

I wish that Christmas vacation was longer

[VF15]

Granted, but now Summer Vacation is shortened.

 

I wish for this wish to not be backfired.

[nicman]

Granted, but then this game would have no meaning

 

I wish that I was still in bed

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but it's because you've slipped into a coma.

 

I wish I didn't drink so much Kool-Aid. I see diabetes in my future.

[nicman]

Then you would turn into an koolaholic

 

I wish that I could go snowboarding right now.

[GCI Wooden]

Granted, but you break your arms and legs.

 

I wish that my computer had a better graphics card so I could play Nolimits 2.

[nicman]

granted, but then your computer would get a trojan

 

I wish that I could run more programs on linux

[VF15]

Granted, but they are all programs that you don't like or don't care for.

 

I wish New Years Eve would come faster.

[nicman]

Granted, but then you would get older faster

 

I wish that I could take a trip to New Zealand

[GwaziBSRider1]

Granted, but the plane is lost in the Pacific Ocean....never to be found!

 

I wish that Voyage wouldn't mess up my back.

[Rollercoaster Rider]

Granted, but the plane is lost in the Pacific Ocean....never to be found!

 

I wish that Voyage wouldn't mess up my back.

 

 

Granted, Now It messes up your head, Stomach, Arms, Legs, Feet, and Kidneys

 

 

 

I wish NIMBY's had no say regarding theme park additions (Not In My Backyard People)

[DonGeorge]

Granted, but Disney's America in Virginia gets an Intamin rocket coaster that goes through everybody's house!

 

I wish Intamin would stop putting OTSRs on launch coasters that don't need them.