Game: Careful What You Wish For

[YoshiCraft2011]

Granted, but it's an old, crappy Dell from 2005.

 

I wish I went to Cedar Point or Magic Mountain.

[Schwarzillard]

Granted, but your name is Clark Grizwold.

 

I wish for SFA to call their Superloop what it really is.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they call it Super Loop: the ride.

 

I wish Chance Rides would make an inverting coaster.

[VF15]

Granted, but it's rougher than a Vekoma.

 

I wish that Cedar Fair would start giving it's smaller parks some attention.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but by shutting them down.

 

I wish Cedar Fair make more Intamin Blitz's.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but they're all clones of Maverick with said name!

 

I wish that Terry Pegula was buy Darien Lake!

[VF15]

Granted, he demolishes Darien Lake so he can build a mansion there.

 

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

[Diamondbacker27]

Granted, he demolishes Darien Lake so he can build a mansion there.

 

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

Granted it's almost 200 degrees and you'll die If you go outside.

 

I wish Kentucky Kingdom's height requirement wasn't 200 feet.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but then it's one tenth of a milimeter, so everything including the grass is demolished.

 

I wish B&M would build more launch coasters.

[Diamondbacker27]

Granted, but then it's one tenth of a milimeter, so everything including the grass is demolished.

 

I wish B&M would build more launch coasters.

Granted, they have horrible operations and efficiency.

 

I wish Kentucky Kingdom had a height requirement of 700 feet and they had many tall attractions.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they launch you into space and you freeze and die. Then the park's limit gets lowered to 3 milimeters!

 

I wish there was a dueling Intamin named Transformers: Autobots, vs. Decepticons.

[VF15]

Granted, but the coaster turns into actual fighting Autobots and Decepticons.

 

I wish that amusement parks could stay open during Winter with the coasters operating.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they get frozen into place forever.

 

I wish there was a B&M invert dive coaster.

[Diamondbacker27]

Granted, but they get frozen into place forever.

 

I wish there was a B&M invert dive coaster.

Granted, they cause B&M to go bankrupt and you never get to ride it.

 

I wish that Six Flags actually cared about Kentucky Kingdom while they operated it.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but by having Golden Horse make their 20 Super Loops they put in the park.

 

I wish I could take a praying mantis on Mantis while it is still a stand-up.

[VF15]

Granted, but the mantis get killed on the ride and PETA sues you.

 

I wish the Upper Midwest had more amusement parks.

[VFVSGirl16]

Granted, but they all either get flooded from rain and snow.

 

I wish I could have my own amusement park.

[coreysaysyo]

Granted! But you can only build vekoma boomerangs and slc's

 

I wish disney would get rid of fastpass.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but it gets replaced by Disney Express! (The exact same thing)

 

I wish the GP would take all coasters by the word "THE."

[coreysaysyo]

Granted, but the general public will then call every coaster by the wrong name! lol

 

I wish that I had a dollar for every time the GP stops and points at something.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they "GP" take your money and spend it on hundreds of 50ft Wind Seekers.

 

I wish yellow jackets weren't terrible this time of year.

[Diamondbacker27]

Granted, they get worse because they know you don't like them.

 

I wish I had a dozen warm glazed doughnuts in front of me.

[IrishCasual]

Granted, but they are all eaten by Homer Simpson!

 

I wish my laptop would stop overheating.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but it gets SUPER cold, and you will never use it again.

 

I wish Robb was a stand-up comedian.

[GwaziBSRider1]

Granted, but he will mime all of his shows.

 

I wish a WDW vacation wasn't so expensive.