nln00b Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 (edited) Hi! I've seen these on a couple of other forums. I see that we dont have one here. Just post some funny, weird, etc. conversations here! Clicky! Anywho, heres mine. Stranger: hi, 25 bi m You: Hey, 18, f, USA Stranger: what's up? You: Nothing Stranger: h*rny? You: maybe? Stranger: You: are you? Stranger: oh yeah You: Well sir, that's good to know. We're currently in the process of tracking your static IP address. My name is Chris Hansen and I work for Dateline NBC, we're doing a segment on how 'To Catch a Predator.' Focusing in sick monsters like yourself that are pedophiles. We will be contacting your local authorities. Do you have anything to say for yourself? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Just to let you know. Im not 18, nor a female So ya! Enjoy! Edited March 23, 2010 by nln00b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Cow Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Haha! Awesome! I love this site. I once pretended that I was a lumberjack, and this girl from China believed me! I had the whole beavers, flapjacks and flannel thing going, and she never caught on. I see great potential in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 I found this one. Kind of old now You: I have one sock on Stranger: i have no socks on You: why? Stranger: im in my bed You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either Stranger: where do you live You: Canada (woot woot!!) Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch Stranger: and we hate hockey here You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything Stranger: FACT You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PriestofSyrinx Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I found this one. Kind of old now You: I have one sock on Stranger: i have no socks on You: why? Stranger: im in my bed You: oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either Stranger: where do you live You: Canada (woot woot!!) Stranger: we kicked ur a$$ in hockey b*tch Stranger: and we hate hockey here You: I don't watch Hockey, so it's ok Stranger: we are officially better than you at everything Stranger: FACT You: I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ohh. SALT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumba830 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 One of my recent conversations.... anger: Hi, im Mexican You: Hey, roller coasters turn me on. Stranger: Churros turn me on Stranger: that and Burros Stranger: most anything ending in urros You: Your one h***y feller Stranger: there was this ceral called FlurOs, that was interesting Stranger: bad taste though Stranger: Oh, I dont get h***y Stranger: Im a mexican Lamp You: *clap clap* Stranger: ARRIBA! You: Ha i just turned you on Stranger: IM BLINDING MYSELF! TURN ME OFF! You: and a bright lamp you are Stranger: TURN ME OFF! Stranger: AHHH THE PAIN! Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You: *clap clap* Stranger: Ahhh... You: Better? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Although, i think the table is on fire Stranger: Dont call the fire department though, they are asleep by their burros You: Ok ok, if theres anything else you need i'll be skinning my cat. Stranger: AHH IM BLIND AGAIN! Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Stranger: AHHHHH! Stranger: OH THE PAIN! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 Ummmmmmmm..........wow. Oh, the things you see on Omegle. I plan on going on it tonight, I'll see if I can get anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 STAR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 STAR!!!! I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that? You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: iH Stranger: do you not speak english? You: Of course I speak English, dummy You: I probably speak better English than you! Stranger: umm okay. what the f*ck You: Nice Language, Canadian. Stranger: who cares if you can speak english better than me? Stranger: like seriously? Stranger: is it a competition or something? You: Considering you obviously live in a country where you speak "english", It does matter. Stranger: im not f*cking canadian retard You: *I'm* not f*cking (language) *Canadian* retard(.)...... You: Your the retard, You: obviously. Stranger: what the hell Stranger: grammar freak You: (W)hat the hell(.) Stranger: seriously who the hell does that You: My god, it's the worst in a while. You: (S)eriously(,) who the hell does that(?) Stranger: Freak. You: Thanks! Stranger: Jesus. Stranger: Mother F*cker. Stranger: Happy Stranger: ? You: Mother (f)*cker You: Happy(?) Stranger: Can you just stop please? People get annoyed by grammar freaks. You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 STAR!!!! I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that? It's a thing me and my friends do on there, It's from Call of Duty, when I say Star, your supposed to say Texas! You wouldn't get it if you didn't play Modern Warfare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasCoaster Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 STAR!!!! You: Your the retard, You: obviously. *You're* the retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical_echo Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 The conversation I had closed before I could save it the end of it, but I think I remember most of it (everything up to "I dream of Universal Domination was saved") You: just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit Stranger: NO SINGING Stranger: ONLY ASSIMILATION You: Ok You: conformity rules Stranger: YES Stranger: DISOBEDIENCE IS DEATH Stranger: now tell me Stranger: WHAT IS THE STATUS OF YOUR FACIAL HAIR? You: santa like beard Stranger: not sure if that gives quite the right impression, BUT WE'LL TAKE IT Stranger: DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN GALACTIC DOMINATION? You: Who doesn't? You: I dream of Universal Domination Stranger: I like the way you think. Stranger: Will you join us. You: I will join on only one condition. Stranger: The Empire does not agree to "conditions" Stranger: Unless they are awesome. You: When Universal Domination is complete, 3 galaxies will be handed over to me, so I may start a super galactic army capable of taking over other universes. Stranger: Agreed. Stranger: NOW PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE THERRAN MINION You: Minion? You must be mistaken. I join as the new leader. Stranger: WH- Stranger: You don't even have a goatee. You: My goatee has grown into a god like Santa beard. You: People bow to the beard. You: People trust the man with the Santa beard. Stranger: hmmm Stranger: Maybe we can work out an alliance You: I will agree to an alliance. Stranger: Excellent. Stranger: Until next time strange bearded man Stranger: Farewell. Stranger: Farewell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I've got a ton of these... 2010-03-23You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello! You: thank you mario but our princess is in another castle Stranger: Thank u too You: now go save the princess from Bowser You: He's in World 8 level 8 You: wait... wrong Mario game You: World 8 Level 4 Stranger: Okey Stranger: BYE! You: hurry You: before Bowser eats her Stranger: okey i save her.. Stranger: i promise Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2010-03-15You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation? You: im from the death star You: it just got fixed You: and its coming toward earth You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2010-03-23You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: thank you mario but our princes is in another castle Stranger: princess peach? You: yeah Stranger: i like her ! You: col You: *cool Stranger: i dont get it though You: she's been kidnapped again Stranger: oh no! You: you need to save her Stranger: how? You: beating the game Stranger: okay ............ You: she said she got kidnapped on her facebook Stranger: princess peach has a fb? You: everybody's got a facebook Stranger: true ..... You: yeah... bowser was raving about capturing the princess for the millionth time on his facebook Stranger: what a jerk! You: and everybody in the mushroom kingdom was all like... again???? Stranger: i know so stupid You: yeah Stranger: yeah You: yup Stranger: yup You: yup Stranger: yup You: so... how's it going? Stranger: wonderful! how about you You: got something important to do... You: gotta run Stranger: kkkkk Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical_echo Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lindsey? You: mark? Stranger: mcinerney? You: yes Stranger: from? You: Earth Stranger: wht state? You: Earth doesn't really have states. Has continents Stranger: oklahoma Stranger: or kansas? You: Kansas Stranger: your not mark You: yes i am Stranger: what city? You: topeka You: I just moved You: from the city you know me from Stranger: no you didnt i just saw mark last night screw you! You: that was my twin You: stay away from him, he's evil Stranger: mark doesnt have a twin cause i dated him, what city do i know you from? You: I dont talk about my twin, he's evil You: he's done things to me You: Its hurts to talk about it Stranger: im calling mark right now! what city do i know you from? You: the greatest city on earth You: or the most boring, depending on how you look at it Stranger: which is? You: you know that i know. I dont know why you're trying to make me tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: are you one of thos a$$h0l3z that disconnects at the beginning of the conversation? You: im from the death star You: it just got fixed You: and its coming toward earth You: or that little blue planet that you earthlings call home You: you must be one of those a$$h0lez that never says anything Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjune4991 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Quickest! Whoo! Stranger: hey You: Hi Stranger: asl? You: What's with the rush? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Another: Stranger: hiii Stranger: how r u You: Hello you. You: It's good to hear from you again. You: I have missed you. You: Dearly. You: It pains me to have to wait. You: I am glad you have returned. You: Where did you go? Stranger: what?? You: I've missed you so much all these years. You: The cold nights. You: The windy days. You: The kids miss you. You: Please come home. Stranger: asl? You: I beg of you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. One more? Stranger: Im bi You: I'm Bill You: Nice to meat you. Stranger: Gay You: No apparently you are. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Gonna troll some more people now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Go charazard! Stranger: I choose you You: GO WARTORTLE! Stranger: NOOO Stranger: my one weakness D: Stranger: use tackle You: wartortle, use water blast! Stranger: NOOOOO Stranger: DODGE Stranger: DODGEE D: Stranger: AHHHH Stranger: NOO Charazard D: Stranger: YOU KILLED HIM You: dang, missed... Stranger: oh You: guess not. Stranger: HES DEADDD You: good job, wartortle! Stranger: go giggly puff Stranger: use sing! Stranger: har har har Stranger: poor wartortle You: nooo! wartortle is asleep! You: wartortle, return! Stranger: didnt stand a chance to party in the USA You: oh dear god. You: go snorlax! Stranger: D: You: sit on jigglypuff! Stranger: NOO Stranger: GIGGLY PUFF D: Stranger: giggly return Stranger: go ditto! Stranger: mimic! You: :O Stranger: *the two snorlax sat there* Stranger: well they arent going anywhere >.>; You: this is boring. You: snorlax, return. You: GO MUDKIP! You: mudkip, use your mud...kipping...blaster! Stranger: oh no! Stranger: ditto Stranger: do... what ditto does... Stranger: and blast him with your mud blaster! You: nooo! You: mudkip, return! You: go articuuuuuno! Stranger: this battle takes too long Stranger: GO MEW TWO Stranger: PSYCHIC! You: oh noes! You: articuno is confuzzled! You: he hurts himself in the process! Stranger: harharhar Stranger: now mew two use psychic again! Stranger: *mewtwo disobeyed* You: silly human. You: says mewtwo. Stranger: damn it... Knew I shouldnt have bought him before I got my next badge Stranger: I like you. You have style Stranger: have a gold star. You: woot! You: have a starfish. Stranger: yay! Stranger: I've never had a starfish before You: i remember when i got my first one, years ago... You: proudest day of my life. Stranger: I'm going to wear this starfish in my hair Stranger: every day You: and im gonna put this gold star... erm... somewhere special! Stranger: next to your name on the chart ofc! You: to save it for if i ever need it Stranger: or give it to Dora Stranger: save half an episode F3 Stranger: WELL Stranger: I must go do Stranger: dr mc ninja things Stranger: very important You: have fun with your ninja thingies. Stranger: until we meet again on the giant omegle board... Stranger: and I hope to maple Jesus Stranger: your not a pirate Stranger: *glares* You: im a ninja too. You: ssssshh. You: dont tell my girlfriend. Stranger: Your ninja secret is safe with my ninja stars Stranger: I shall not say a word. Stranger: Avenge Meeee~ That was the greatest few minutes of my entire life right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bleh You: Ok? Stranger: f*ck power rangers You: No need for your dirty language you dirty mouth! Stranger: i know im sorry You: Yeah, I bet you are. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I would love to see any of you have a conversation with a real person... Imagine alot of running away and crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Cow Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Has anyone used the new video chat feature? It just seems kind of creepy to me, having had seen Chat Roulette... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nln00b Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 ^ Yeah, I think it would be creepy, but I have a picture printed (*cough* screamer *cough*) just in case I get the urge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollingCoasting Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I love Omegle at late hours of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 ^ That last conversation is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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