Obama or McCain or Beemerboy?

[Mr. Starr]

I, for one, will focus efforts on homeland security. Our borders must be protected.......around Batman clones.

 

How shall you protect these Batman clone borders? Perhaps, offering up another way of people to act like total f**ktards around the border? Any other suggestions?

[BeemerBoy]

^ Just remember to carry that energy to the polls in November, chief.

[mcjaco]

^ I believe this is where the Defense Department steps in with it's legions of spider monkeys wielding flame throwers.

 

And no one is allowed to wear a baseball hat anywhere near a Batman clone. Yeah, that's right, Beemerboy profiles.

[ParkTrips]

Our borders must be protected.......around Batman clones.

Personally, I prefer to support candidates who are in favor of diminishing government control. Let there be no fences around Batman! Let the fit survive, and the dumbasses perish!

[larrygator]

Man, theres that personal responsibility thing raising it's ugly head again. I figure that the mortgage bankers figured in the signer not reading the contract as one of the factors making the loan riskier.

 

My best friend is a real estate lawyer. He has advised many a potential client into not buying properties that will get them in over their head. He has advised many clients into locking into fixed rates vs. adjustable rates.

He has advised many potential clients to not deal with certain brokers.

 

Many people don't listen to him and go to another lawyer that will tell them what they want to hear and end up in trouble.

[Mr. Starr]

Our borders must be protected.......around Batman clones.

Personally, I prefer to support candidates who are in favor of diminishing government control. Let there be no fences around Batman! Let the fit survive, and the dumbasses perish!

Exactly! There are too many people in this world. We need another plague...

[BeemerBoy]

You people have it all wrong. As a Presidential candidate, I forced myself to look into this a little deeper. Sometimes it simply takes a tragic accident to uncover the hidden truth of the matter. And the truth is this. PMW is stronger than we first imagined.

 

Strengthening the borders of all Batman clones is an absolute necessity in this day in age. Sure, you can believe it was a lost hat, a dare, or maybe even just male bravado if you will. Make no mistake, America. That brave young Christian South Carolina youth could not overcome the allure of PMW hidden deep within the bowels of B:TR.

 

I ask you this. If our country's youth cannot resist it, then what hope have we? As your President, I will seek to promote healthy solutions to the PMW crisis. I will not stand idle while thousands of Americans risk life and limb for what their own government can easily provide them.

 

 

 

That's all well and good, Scott. But how do we know these aren't all empty campaign promises? How do we know you won't hog all the PMW to yourself after your inauguration?

 

Joe, I can assure you that I will not bogart the PMW after I'm elected. This administration will be built to share the wealth. I have a wonderful First Lady, so I'm actually pretty well set in one department. A vote for me is a vote to share everything else though.

[XII]

So Scott, have you given any thought on who your VP is going to be?

[BeemerBoy]

^ I have given it some serious consideration, but I'm not willing to reveal anything just yet. I can tell you that I've already chosen several cabinet members though.

 

Dean of "P" - ParkTrips (Joe)

Earl of Agriculture - mcjaco (Matt)

Royal Viseer - TheRapidsNerd (Michael)

Duke of Transportation - WillMontu (Will)

 

And moose (Jon) has been given an exclusive contract to design the new monorail network.

 

I'm still open to any suggestions.

 

Thank you once again to all my supporters!

[ginzo]

^Can I be Surgeon General/Drug Czar?

[larrygator]

^ I have given it some serious consideration, but I'm not willing to reveal anything just yet. I can tell you that I've already chosen several cabinet members though.

 

Dean of "P" - ParkTrips (Joe)

Earl of Agriculture - mcjaco (Matt)

Royal Viseer - TheRapidsNerd (Michael)

Duke of Transportation - WillMontu (Will)

 

And moose (Jon) has been given an exclusive contract to design the new monorail network.

 

I'm still open to any suggestions.

 

Thank you once again to all my supporters!

 

Scott - If you need a reliable VP I'm here. Although I would prefer we change the official title of Vice President to "Tonto".

 

I can help you carry the crusty standoffish Northerner vote and geographically balance the PMW ticket. If a Hurricane fan and a Gator can get along the country will understand the need for us all to just get along.

 

I have a gazillion ideas. Here is one to put money back in the hands of Americans. We can pressure the clothing manufacturers to extend their offerings in the sleeveless t-shirt area. The savings on material (sleeves make up appox 1/7 of the material) could be passed on the the consumer.

 

Hi Ho BeemerBoy!

[silverstreak]

Obama.

[Team Thriller]

^ I have given it some serious consideration, but I'm not willing to reveal anything just yet. I can tell you that I've already chosen several cabinet members though.

 

Dean of "P" - ParkTrips (Joe)

Earl of Agriculture - mcjaco (Matt)

Royal Viseer - TheRapidsNerd (Michael)

Duke of Transportation - WillMontu (Will)

 

And moose (Jon) has been given an exclusive contract to design the new monorail network.

 

I'm still open to any suggestions.

 

Thank you once again to all my supporters!

 

Something this country needs that it doesn't have is Department of Theme Park Security. Scott, I demand you open this operation if you are elected! And put me as chief...cough..cough

 

--James

[Mr. Starr]

You people have it all wrong. As a Presidential candidate, I forced myself to look into this a little deeper. Sometimes it simply takes a tragic accident to uncover the hidden truth of the matter. And the truth is this. PMW is stronger than we first imagined.

 

Strengthening the borders of all Batman clones is an absolute necessity in this day in age. Sure, you can believe it was a lost hat, a dare, or maybe even just male bravado if you will. Make no mistake, America. That brave young Christian South Carolina youth could not overcome the allure of PMW hidden deep within the bowels of B:TR.

 

I ask you this. If our country's youth cannot resist it, then what hope have we? As your President, I will seek to promote healthy solutions to the PMW crisis. I will not stand idle while thousands of Americans risk life and limb for what their own government can easily provide them.

 

 

 

That's all well and good, Scott. But how do we know these aren't all empty campaign promises? How do we know you won't hog all the PMW to yourself after your inauguration?

 

Joe, I can assure you that I will not bogart the PMW after I'm elected. This administration will be built to share the wealth. I have a wonderful First Lady, so I'm actually pretty well set in one department. A vote for me is a vote to share everything else though.

 

I completely agree. The PMW situation is crazy in this country right now, and you seem like the right guy to fix it! Can you share with us some ideas on how you plan to distribute all the PMW? Maybe a monorail system?

[Coaster Palooza]

Scott,

 

I'm surprised at the lack of cabinet openings for Big Mike and myself. I wonder what we should do about this...

[gisco]

^You need to learn to kiss a$$ better and of course money helps!

[slither37]

Did you know that no TPR candidate has ever won the White House without carrying the state of Ohio?

 

I will do whatever I can, being from Ohio, to help you win Scott. However, you may want to change your position/past comments on the Buckeyes, since the state is so important to win.

 

Of course, we here in Ohio are all about the proper distribution of PMW.

[WillMontu]

Something this country needs that it doesn't have is Department of Theme Park Security. Scott, I demand you open this operation if you are elected! And put me as chief...cough..cough

 

--James

 

I assuming that this will involve taking a bulldozer to SFA and adding a "Guests without bags" line to Disneyland right?

[Team Thriller]

^

Yes, of course. And making it a law that:

1.) All rides must have single rider lines.

2.) Cedar may be aloud to run rides in the rain.

3.) And TPR members gets to visit parks in the off seasons.

...and so forth

 

--James

[Moose]

Scott,

 

I'm surprised at the lack of cabinet openings for Big Mike and myself. I wonder what we should do about this...

 

i doubt Mike would play second fiddle. Also, would he enter a contest where his success wasn't guaranteed?

[larrygator]

Scott,

 

I'm surprised at the lack of cabinet openings for Big Mike and myself. I wonder what we should do about this...

 

i doubt Mike would play second fiddle. Also, would he enter a contest where his success wasn't guaranteed?

 

It would also necessitate an increase in taxes to cover his food bill.

[ginzo]

^ZING!

[BeemerBoy]

^Can I be Surgeon General/Drug Czar?

 

Consider it done. If for nothing else, the name "Drug Czar" has always sounded funny to me.

 

Scott - If you need a reliable VP I'm here. Although I would prefer we change the official title of Vice President to "Tonto".

 

I can help you carry the crusty standoffish Northerner vote and geographically balance the PMW ticket. If a Hurricane fan and a Gator can get along the country will understand the need for us all to just get along.

 

I have a gazillion ideas. Here is one to put money back in the hands of Americans. We can pressure the clothing manufacturers to extend their offerings in the sleeveless t-shirt area. The savings on material (sleeves make up appox 1/7 of the material) could be passed on the the consumer.

 

You bring up an interesting point, Tonto. If Emmitt and Michael were able to bring "America's Team" several Super Bowl titles, then why couldn't we be the "New America's Team," right?

 

Converting America to a sleevess nation shall be your first task, Tonto.

 

I really can't decide so I've decided to vote for Scott.

 

Woohoo, another vote by default. We'll take 'em!!

 

Obama.

Wow, insightful. Thank you.

 

Something this country needs that it doesn't have is Department of Theme Park Security. Scott, I demand you open this operation if you are elected! And put me as chief...cough..cough

Your "demand" shall certainly be strongly considered. I like the fact that you live in Germany. Good foriegn relations are important.

 

Can you share with us some ideas on how you plan to distribute all the PMW?

You'll have to wait until the convention. I'll cover more details then.

 

Scott,

 

I'm surprised at the lack of cabinet openings for Big Mike and myself. I wonder what we should do about this...

Rick, I'm thinking Supreme Court Umpire. A simple "safe" or "out" signal is all that's gonna be needed from now on.

 

As for Mike, the administration is still confused as to what to do with him.

 

Oh, and Bob's right. This administration is not opposed to a little a$$ kissing and/or "gifts." It's the American way!

 

I will do whatever I can, being from Ohio, to help you win Scott. However, you may want to change your position/past comments on the Buckeyes, since the state is so important to win.

Dammit, I knew there'd be some roadbumps along the way. Abortion, Gay Marriage, Health Care....pfft, that's easy stuff to tackle. Praising the Buckeyes? I'm gonna have to consult with my advisors on that one.

[slither37]

The post for Big Mike is obvious, Prime Minister of Self Promotion.

 

I like your idea for stream lining the judicial process. I think one step further would be to make sure that everyone knew the chances of getting a "safe" rather than an out would be directly proportional to how hot your lawyer is.

 

As for Ohio and the Buckeyes, start of slow and generic like, "The Buckeyes seem to have a lot of talent this year." Sounds nice and you should not have to throw up after you say it. Most of us Buckeye fans will just go nuts when we hear "Buckeyes" said by a candidate. Then you may progress up to doing the O-H I-O cheer.

 

Keep your eyes on the prize. You can always do a campaign stop in Meigs County. That would be fun.

[ParkTrips]

Where is the convention going to be held? I'm thinking Opa Locka may be the best city in America for displaying the values of PMW. Down there, they really live and die by those three words. Mostly die.