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State: Too many people, too much tax.

 

County: Strawberries are in season and good this year!

 

City: The sidewalks are rolled up. I won't go outside for fear of tripping over them.

 

Town: See above.

 

House: Diana's asleep, Lori just got home from somewhere, and I'm here.

 

Mind: Mine's "destirb" all the time, so I know nothing else!

 

Eric

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State: Lagunna Beach just fell down.

City: Well, its long beach. So a gangster probably was killed.

Home: Just about to go to bed while typing this post and playing Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith on my Xbox. (BTW: Its one of my favorite games!)

Mind: Thinking about letting the dog go out once more before I go to bed.

 

Michael" She can hold it till the morning " Thomas

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State: I don't like the guy with the accent

City: Silly smog, trying to drift down from LA

Home: It has furniture

Mind: Thinking about why you spelt happening wrong

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County :: Chavs are taking over

Town :: Airport want to put a runway right next to our house so we get nice loud planes flying over every 30 seconds at like 200ft.

Home :: I've just woken up and on the net surfing various forums, listening to rock music and occasionally playing guitar

Mind :: Totally 110% blank. Oh, I have a maths test on Tuesday. I'm gonna fail! YEH!

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State - Connecticut Convention Center finally opened for business. They say it's the largest convention center between New York City and Boston....Maybe thats because it's probably the only one

 

Town - Nothing ever happens in East Granby

 

Home - my parents are getting ready to leave for their vacation

 

Mind - I wonder if I left the iron on.

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Home: I ate breakfast. And my CPU usage is at about 300%. I'm trying to burn a 630 MB file to a disk.

City: There's a new publisher of the Boca Raton News. Oh, and a terrorist living in Boca has been convicted. Just from reading some news articles - holy shit, I'm scared.

State: We're under a flash flood watch until 8PM. I thought there was going to be a friggin' tornado yesterday.

Mind: I want to buy a wireless webcam.

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State - Many elected officials have been arrested. w00t for corruption.

 

City - A Carrabas is being built. Will have construction pics for R and E

 

Home - My Xbox is dead :sadpanda:

 

Mind - Do I really want to take classes this summer? I have 4 more hours to make this decision.

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Double posting, double posting, double posting.... What is wrong with you guys? It is not to difficult!

 

State - Bremen: State = City! The littlest State in Germany!

 

City - Bremen make the best beer (Beck´s) and chocolate (Hachez)!

 

Home - Eat some good Hachez chocolate.

 

Mind - Do I go to meet my friends, and drink some Beck´s beer?

 

www.hachez.de

www.becks.de

 

--Soeren

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a terrorist living in Boca has been convicted. Just from reading some news articles - holy shit, I'm scared.

That's nothing! My Grandma lives in an apartment complex in Delray Beach where a terrorist was arrested! A terrorist was living in my Grandma's apartment complex!

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