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WTF?

How cute he’s building a robotic scout to hunt for little dessert boys. I can see it now little guys hanging on for dear life to their parents legs screaming NO JESUS JUICE when they are within sights of it.

 

I guess the next question is what color is the robot going to be?

 

I would so love to take that dude’s glove and beat him to the curve with it, then post the beating on youtube to the sounds of beat it.

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What makes this even more bizarre and scary is he made a movie long ago where in the finale, he transforms into a giant metalic robot and blows crap up, Moonwalker:

 

Every detail of the change is lovingly shot, and finally we have Michael the Giant Transformer standing before us, ready to rumble.

 

Soon, Robo-Michael turns out to have his own weaponry. He fires cannons and missiles that dispose of the other soldiers, even scoring a direct hit on the one who was threatening the boys. Oh, that's not going to cause the kids any trauma. A lot of stuff is being blown up real good now, and a small avalanche results when Robo-Michael blows up some of the spotlights. The goons that aren't hit by cannon fire are now being crushed by big boulders.

 

 

Was obviously inspired by this scene, scroll down for more frightening pics:

http://www.agonybooth.com/moonwalker/default.asp?Page=5

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Eh, I'm calling BS on this one. You'd never be able to spot something only 50 feet tall from an airplane. Plus...it's just walking around the desert? Disney has just barely pioneered the free-roaming AA technology...I seriously doubt they can make a 50 foot tall free-roaming Jacko who walks around in the sand and shoots laser beams! hahaha It's certainly a great April Fools joke though!

 

-Julie

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A 50ft robotic michael jackson attacking las vegas with laser beams...

 

 

 

Can you say "B Movie"?

 

Nice comic

 

anyways all I can say is STUPID (I wonder if hes gonna ask for a little kid robo next to him )

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Well, he won't get his wish. At least part of it. The FAA banned lasers in with in a 25 mile radius of the airport back in the 90's when all the casinos had lasers all over the place. The one at the Stratosphere used to beam into my condo.

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