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"As your leader, I encorage you from time to time, to question my logic. If you feel that a plan that i've decided is not the wisest tell me so, but allow to convience you and i promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be tabboo. Except the disscussion that was just at hand. The price you pay for bringing up either my american or chiense herteriage as a negitive is...I colect your f****** head. Just like this f****** here. Now if any of you sons of b****** got anything else to say nows the F****** TIME!.....I dont think so."

 

Kill Bill vol 1

 

 

That's great! I used that as a monolouge in my theater arts class a few years back!

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"I'm not going to my maker without knowing your given name. Mine ain't Waite. It's Postelwaite. Charles Travis Postelwaite. What's yours? Sure ain't Boss. I mean it, Boss. I'm asking you straight up."

 

"It's Bluebonnet."

 

"Bluebonnet?"

 

 

Open Range

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I would have to say:

 

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Jaws

 

 

...and about every other line from the original three Star Wars.

 

...especially,

 

Darth Vader: no, I am your father.

Luke: no that can't be, that's impossible.

Darth: search your feelings, you know it to be true

...or something like that. It's been a while since I've seen The Empire Strikes Back.

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"Do you need a stuffed animal? I have stuffed animals. Let's see, I have a dog and a bear. Yeah I have a bear."

"What are you 8?"

"At least I have my own bed"

"Your bed is a car"

"Yeah, but it's a f*cking sweet car. My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas or maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds. That'd be hot. My sister said I should get an alarm."

"Shut up."

 

From Grandma's Boy lol best movie ever

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"Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a Roman Catholic.

have been one since the day i was born,

and one thing you-can-say about catholics

is

they take ya as soon as your warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm."

-Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

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I hav a couple

 

"She's not local...she's got glitter nail polish and her ears are pierced 3 times...that says town to me" --

 

"I've got something to tell ya'll...but Dew, he don't want me to say nothin'. But I can tell you...friends...cause you wouldn't be here if you didn't care about me. Things is moving too fast in my life...they always have. One day I was just a little girl, the next day I was married, and then I was having babies, and now here I am...singin' for ya'll. Patsy always told me 'Lil girl, you gotta run your own life', but my life...it's a'runnin' me."

 

"They're gonna laugh at you, and your dirty pillows"

"They're called breasts momma', every woman has em"

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I have a few:

 

"She's not local...she's got glitter nail polish and her ears are pierced 3 times...that says town to me" -- Silence of the Lambs

 

"I've got something to tell ya'll...but Dew, he don't want me to say nothin'. But I can tell you...friends...cause you wouldn't be here if you didn't care about me. Things is moving too fast in my life...they always have. One day I was just a little girl, the next day I was married, and then I was having babies, and now here I am...singin' for ya'll. Patsy always told me 'Lil girl, you gotta run your own life', but my life...it's a'runnin' me." --Coal Miner's Daughter

 

"They're gonna laugh at you, and your dirty pillows"

"They're called breasts momma', every woman has em" -- Carrie

 

Odd that I have two Sissy Spacek quotes....I'm pretty strange I suppose.

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Pretty much the entire script of "The Big Lebowski," but this one stands out:

 

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f**king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t DON'T F**KING ROLL!

 

Also, not a movie quote, but a TV quote:

 

I clicked on a popup and got caught in a pornado! - Dr. Jack Hodgins (TJ Thyne) - "Bones" episode "Girl in the Gator."

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"Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian." "Dear, I think it says 'fragile'"

 

"The Scott Farkus Affair, as it came to be known"

 

"It's a major award"

 

And just about any other line from "A Christmas Story"

 

 

Shari

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But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

- Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen

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