masterofthematrix91 Posted February 21, 2007 Author Posted February 21, 2007 "Hey you used to work at All-American Burger!" "Yeah....7 months ago." Fast Times At Richmont High
Disney Dood Posted February 21, 2007 Posted February 21, 2007 "I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine, that's all"
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Posted February 25, 2007 "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour...your gonna see some serious s***." Back to the Future
fictionalxxfiend Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 "As your leader, I encorage you from time to time, to question my logic. If you feel that a plan that i've decided is not the wisest tell me so, but allow to convience you and i promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be tabboo. Except the disscussion that was just at hand. The price you pay for bringing up either my american or chiense herteriage as a negitive is...I colect your f****** head. Just like this f****** here. Now if any of you sons of b****** got anything else to say nows the F****** TIME!.....I dont think so." Kill Bill vol 1 That's great! I used that as a monolouge in my theater arts class a few years back!
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 26, 2007 Author Posted February 26, 2007 "I'm not going to my maker without knowing your given name. Mine ain't Waite. It's Postelwaite. Charles Travis Postelwaite. What's yours? Sure ain't Boss. I mean it, Boss. I'm asking you straight up." "It's Bluebonnet." "Bluebonnet?" Open Range
alpengeist04 Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 I would have to say: Snakes, why did it have to be snakes? Raiders of the Lost Ark We're gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws ...and about every other line from the original three Star Wars. ...especially, Darth Vader: no, I am your father. Luke: no that can't be, that's impossible. Darth: search your feelings, you know it to be true ...or something like that. It's been a while since I've seen The Empire Strikes Back.
JamieCara Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 "Do you need a stuffed animal? I have stuffed animals. Let's see, I have a dog and a bear. Yeah I have a bear." "What are you 8?" "At least I have my own bed" "Your bed is a car" "Yeah, but it's a f*cking sweet car. My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas or maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds. That'd be hot. My sister said I should get an alarm." "Shut up." From Grandma's Boy lol best movie ever
FlyingScooter Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 "Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a Roman Catholic. have been one since the day i was born, and one thing you-can-say about catholics is they take ya as soon as your warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm." -Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
masterofthematrix91 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 "HEEERRRREEESSS JOHNY!" "I'M COMMING DANNY....I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA!" The Shining
FlyingScooter Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 We're paratroopers Lt. , we're always surrounded. -Dick Winters Band of Brothers
supertrooper Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 I hav a couple "She's not local...she's got glitter nail polish and her ears are pierced 3 times...that says town to me" -- "I've got something to tell ya'll...but Dew, he don't want me to say nothin'. But I can tell you...friends...cause you wouldn't be here if you didn't care about me. Things is moving too fast in my life...they always have. One day I was just a little girl, the next day I was married, and then I was having babies, and now here I am...singin' for ya'll. Patsy always told me 'Lil girl, you gotta run your own life', but my life...it's a'runnin' me." "They're gonna laugh at you, and your dirty pillows" "They're called breasts momma', every woman has em"
supertrooper Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 I have a few: "She's not local...she's got glitter nail polish and her ears are pierced 3 times...that says town to me" -- Silence of the Lambs "I've got something to tell ya'll...but Dew, he don't want me to say nothin'. But I can tell you...friends...cause you wouldn't be here if you didn't care about me. Things is moving too fast in my life...they always have. One day I was just a little girl, the next day I was married, and then I was having babies, and now here I am...singin' for ya'll. Patsy always told me 'Lil girl, you gotta run your own life', but my life...it's a'runnin' me." --Coal Miner's Daughter "They're gonna laugh at you, and your dirty pillows" "They're called breasts momma', every woman has em" -- Carrie Odd that I have two Sissy Spacek quotes....I'm pretty strange I suppose.
odene497 Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 "Oh, I'm sorry Harry. What happened?" "His head fell off." "(whispers) his head fell off?" "Yeah, he was pretty old." "Eat your peas pootie tang"
TheBannedKid Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 "Welcome TJ. I will now grant you a sword technique. Receive it now!" - - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Great Fairy Movie/Video Clip
pete4winds Posted March 2, 2007 Posted March 2, 2007 Pretty much the entire script of "The Big Lebowski," but this one stands out: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f**king ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t DON'T F**KING ROLL! Also, not a movie quote, but a TV quote: I clicked on a popup and got caught in a pornado! - Dr. Jack Hodgins (TJ Thyne) - "Bones" episode "Girl in the Gator."
Masked_Maverick Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 Get back on your little freaking raft, go back to cuba and tell Castro we said "Whats Up?" Reno 911:Miami
masterofthematrix91 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 "1.21 giguawats!....1.21!" (runs off) "what the hell is a giguawat?" (runs after him) Back to the Future
FlyingScooter Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 Death? What you know about Death. -tom berringer Platoon.
leesierae720 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" from Wedding Crashers. It always makes me laugh.
disneygurlz2s Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 "Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian." "Dear, I think it says 'fragile'" "The Scott Farkus Affair, as it came to be known" "It's a major award" And just about any other line from "A Christmas Story" Shari
Rusty Nail Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. - Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen
chmilo24 Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 Do you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B****! X3 (aka) X-Men 3
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