Nuclear Disaster & Americas potential downfall

[CoasterFanatic]

Atomic Cafe was great movie!

 

I learned everything I know about the bomb from that movie. Just like these great "facts"

 

- When not close enough to be killed, the atomic bomb is one of the most beautiful sights in the world.

 

- Be sure to include tranquilizers to ease the strain and monotony of life in a fallout shelter. A bottle of 100 should be sufficient for a family of four. Tranquilizers are not a narcotic, and are not habit-forming.

 

// Classic

[Hercules]

If you are going to die, you are going to die.

[okinawaboy11]

There needs an "I don't know option"

[ECZenith]

Arrange a fake casting call for Allysa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba.

[JamesMC]

Yeah, I'd probably try to bang like a gong- but in reality- truly, most of us would either die quickly, or very slowly. Take your pick. Even in the areas not directly hit by a nuclear blast would be rendered useless by the resulting Electro-Magnetic Pulse generated.

 

If we had advance warning- Australia or Tahiti here I come, but I have a feeling that ALL the flights would be booked.

 

I'm pretty sure that the Middle East is going to annhilate themselves first in their own religious type of war over there, but what worries me is that I think America (as a government, not necessarily the voice of the people) is going to get in the mix and then I think it's goodbye time for everyone.

 

So now let's just sing a happy song and try to forget about it. Kumbaya anyone????

[CoasterFanatic]

There needs an "I don't know option"

 

Why would you need it when there is the "Bang Hot Bitches" choice.

[ImAPrincess]

There needs an "I don't know option"

 

Why would you need it when there is the "Bang Hot Bitches" choice.

 

ummm...Excuse me?

[FlyingScooter]

...and remember Johnny, when a frying pan comes at you on the end of long throw from a hostile female, Just Duck and Cover!

[verticalzero]

America does want to rule the world.

[robbalvey]

There needs an "I don't know option"

 

Why would you need it when there is the "Bang Hot Bitches" choice.

 

ummm...Excuse me?

Awww....c'mon! In the event of a nuclear disaster, and Ted did in fact manage to pull off "banging hot bitches" I think it would be totally acceptable and fair for you to be able to "bang hot dudes."

 

But I kind of think that we're more likely to see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny pull off a wicked threesome with Tinker Bell before that will ever happen anyway!!!

 

 

--Robb

[FlyingScooter]

America does want to rule the world.

 

You mean we don't already????