Guy T. Koepp

Great TR! Is the museum still there? I will be at the park this weekend and would love to see it in person.

Wes covered my only issues with the coaster itself. As far as ride goes, I actually think it's kinda fun. Just way too short for the length you have to wait to ride it.

That looks simply amazing!

Much like my car after my accident last month. It was worth more for parts and scrap than it was as a whole. The intact air bags alone netted me a pretty penny. Now to find a replacement car in LA. Boooooooo!

I'm goin' to Disney World! Me likey snarky Paula!

I'm in! Please let me have some work in LA in October! Please! Please! Please let me have some work in LA this October.

Thank you all for risking life and limb on these steel death traps for our viewing pleasure. Please don't anyone die. That would be bad.

Mongorian fried squid?

^Hopefully not a Mongorian death squad.

Wow! I thought it was bad when I rode it several years ago. Those are some of the worst transitions ever created. I can't wait to see it's re-birth. I'm sure it will be an entirely different ride.

The first beer you drik shouldn't be a problem....but once you start getting to 3-4, that can might get a little trickier You do realize this can innovation has been done for a long time. In my drinking lifetime, it has been at least 29 years. All you need is a screwdriver and a little initiative. It's called shotgunning a beer. The initiative being getting the girl as drunk as possible, as fast as possible, to score quicker. On a larger scale, the beer bong works on the same principle.

My nomination for Doucheiest post of the month. But you may be able to argue that "Doucheiest" isn't a technical term.

I like the way "Gaston" thinks!

I'm thinking a Simon and Garfunkel Cover band called Bridge over Troubled Water.

Are you implying that Adam banged an Ewok? If so, where is that TR?

See, this report just goes to show you. Cocks come in all shapes, sizes and colors. And it's your duty as a cock lover to try out as many of these cocks as you can until you find the perfect one. When you have found the one that satisfies all your needs, you can take it home and keep it for life. Just as God intended. Oh, that wood thingy looks immense and is growing at a rapid pace. I'm sure there are a bunch of people here on the forums that can't wait to ride it as well.

I'm really hoping for a new flume ride after the Starflyer next year. There is still plenty of room on that hill for it after they fully install Full Throttle. That and the Rocky Mountain treatment on Colossus. Imagine Colossus with dueling barrel rolls!

^^Why is that man beating a dead hor... ...oohhhhhhhhh! Nevermind!

I always wanted to own my own wampette.

Oh this text speak. It's SFS! And it's destroying kids language skills. Not skillz with a z idiots! Skills with an s.

What's YOLO?

DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR MY CHILDREN! (cough) Nice Trip Report. (cough) Guy "It did have puppets, so I approve." Koepp

I agree with you here. I just can't help but ask the question, "Why not?" They have one of the largest populations so close to their front door. It seems to me to have a social media PR person that would be on top of something as this, be a no brainer. Look at how well Paula does for HW, and their local populous and demographic is tiny in comparison. Guy "This just confounds me." Koepp

Any Schwarzkopf being rebuilt in it's original configuration is a gift to the theme park community. And by original configuration, I mean track and train.