Guy T. Koepp

I wasn't serious.

Thank you! That gif made my day! I loves me some Minion!

Soooooo? It's officially a wood coaster then?

^Whoa Dude! Hold your horses with the strong lip there bud! Why can't you just pick a side and stick to it man? Why ya gotta be so Switzerland? You're on the internet! Where every person that has a keyboard, and is growing up in their parents basement has a voice. Nay! A Right! Yes! A right to scream at the top of their lungs all their petty feelings on the issue. It doesn't matter if no one cares what you say, because the internet has given you a voice! And damn it! You're gonna use it! Even if you do look like a tool or a troll. You're gonna tell the world in all your poor grammar and improper punctuation just how butt hurt you feel because someone has a different opinion than you. Ooooooooooooo! My pussy is chaffing because you like this! Ahhhhhhhhh! There's sand all up in my crack cause you don't like that! Get on the bandwagon man, and pick a side! You disgust me! Where's my throw up imogi?! Guy "With that said, Go Intamin!" Koepp

Great TR Chuck! It looks like everyone had a great time at WCB this year. Looking forward to seeing the rest of your trip.

Unless of course you've been on X-flight. Which IMHO is a better drop because it's tighter and has a more interesting pullout into the zero-g element.

What can I say. I'm a master at my craft. And when your craft is sex, sexual innuendo, porn, etc. You can do this shiz in your sleep. Thank you for noticing.

^All Wing Riders are front and back exclusive , outside seat rides for me. The extra little push & pull through the elements helps to make these just a bit more exciting. Terrain also helps as both Thunderbird and Wild Eagle are my faves. The view from the top of the lift on WE is just majestic.

Of the 4 that I have ridden I would consider Gatekeeper the most meh. I think the best 2 elements are the keyhole fly by's and the turnaround. It's the most forceful part of the ride IMHO. Aside from that it just kinda meanders through it's course. Everything after the MCB seems pointless. Is it fun? Yeah. Will it rate high on my steel coaster list? Probably in the muddled middle.

^This. My front row ride was loads of fun. However, the back was akin to a medieval torture device.

Sweet! This thing should take no time at all to complete. Hopefully they can get the circuit done before winter comes in full force.

Dude! I just totally solved their capacity problem with this ride if they put it in at CP. If you just extended the track to make a loop right back into the station, you wouldn't have to deal with the whole backwards part, or the switchback part. The train would just arrive back in the station under it's own power. Why has no one ever thought of that? Wait... Doh?

It seems to crawl over that last hill. I was also expecting it to get a bit higher on the spike. I wonder if we'll see any rollbacks. Ha! I just used the term rollback on a ride that for all intents and pourposes is half a rollback.

^I agree. I would've easily expected OR to be in that list of the top 4.

^Um yeah! It's awesome! http://www.yidio.com/movie/king-kong-vs-godzilla/750?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Search&t_source=64&utm_campaign=2&gclid=CPqgiM_t8scCFQ02gQodSRgAdw

Looking forward to riding this next year. Me n' tha Midgets loves us some Dive Machines!

That is a great picture. Any word on when it will start testing?

^Please let it be Haunted Shack. I desperately want the Haunted Shack back. It would tie that whole Calico Square back together with TMLR and the Calico Mine. As it sits now, that whole area that the Swing sat in is just flat open space with a desert landscape painted on the back of some buildings. A modern re-doing of the Haunted Shack could be outright awesome! I imagine with today's technology they could produce some cool effects. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_Shack

^Yeah! Don't even get me started on the greased up Deaf Dude.

I am also frustrated with the side shows. The rock ones hardly ever drop trenchcoats, and you really need Rick Astley for the pop shows. And what's up with the greyed out dog thingy? I'm not confused by the update, it just seems slow to progress, and is getting kinda boring.

^Agree. Not having Astley makes having encores difficult. That and killing Mecha Astley more than twice in a 24 hour period. Not having Rick makes it nearly impossible. I really don't want to spend clams just to get a weird costume for Tricia to do it.

^I actually think the Theme Park overlay of the exhibit is a commentary on how society as a whole seems to be obsessed as well as entertained by all the tragedy that surrounds us.

Awesome! So excited for this ride. It looks great!

^All excellent Information. Thank you so much! I will stay in contact as my dates get closer. I would love to have someone as knowledgeable about the park as you are to be there with me for a bit. I do enjoy meeting fellow TPR members. As soon as that dining option becomes available can you let me know? Or is it something I would need to arrange through guest services? My goal is to really try and enjoy the Halloween event Friday night as it's looking like that may be my only haunted attraction this year due to an insane work schedule this fall. That way I can leisurely hit everything I miss on Saturday, and head out around 5 to catch a plane to Vegas at 8ish. 3 hours should be enough time to get from the park to the airport and checked in without rushing right? I haven't been through SLC in years. Oh! What are temps like in mid fall? I know in Colorado and New Mexico it could run the Gambit of mid 80s and gorgeous to mid 30s and snowing. I will definitely have to keep my eye on the weather as my trip gets closer. Again, thanks for all the information. I am really looking forward to getting out to this park. I have been wanting to go for years now, and all the stars are finally aligning properly.