Guy T. Koepp

^Followed by a nice head chopper element.

Guy doesn't exist! Only darkness and despair!

It won't open. It'll never open!

This little beast in February.

^ & ^^ See, when you have this in your face on a daily basis, you are much less inclined to travel for the same.

What? No Angry Orchard?

Believe in Dolly. Dolly loves us. My precious! Guylum! Guylum! Tricksy Appalachian! Deceives us she did with her backsy woods charm! No! No! Dolly would never tricks us? Dolly's always been good to us. Sings us to sleep when Thunderhead claps she does. Not Dolly! Dolly means us no harm. Who then? Who wants to hurts us? Guylum! Guylum! Ahhhhhh, I knows who. Must be the fats mountain men from the Rockies. Never likes us they have. Always looking at us. Yes. Yessssss! The mountain men. What to do abouts the mountain men? Guylum! Guylum! I knows. We boils them up, and eats them we will! Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! My precious. MY PRECIOUS! My preciousssssssssssssssssssssssss.

If you call the cold, empty, cavernous black pit that is my tortured heart, alive. Then yes! I MAY still be alive. But forever changed! (recesses into the shadows) Hisssssssssssssssssssssssss! My precious! MY PRECIOUS!

My life has no meaning. I am a shell of a man. If you can't believe in Dolly, who can you believe in? CHER completely abandoned us all after she won her Oscar for Moonstruck. Likewise Babs after Yentle. Bette, Divine M. One word. Beaches. BEACHES! Celine. What's wrong with your face? WHO WILL FILL THIS EMPTY VOID IN MY SOUL!?

^^^Of course it will be open! Dolly is Magic! Has no one been reading my posts?! I Believe!

^I was accounting for my brain hurting so much for seeing his act of pure stupidity. Hence, injury. That doesn't count in Cali either?

For $5 you can input the license plate number a and find out who the vehicle is registered to. http://www.peoplepublicrecords.org/index.php?xpath=dmv&gclid=CNH0hYXFv8sCFVA8gQodtlAOXw You can do it for free by going to the cops. Hit and run is a felony. This dude needs to be reported. All the information is right there on his license plate. You have all the evidence you need.

I'm afraid the PTB don't see the ROI in doing that Yes, but if QC were on the DL they'd be RTG to TBA. Thereby making the PPM QT ASAP. Know what I'm sayin? WWJBD?

^I was thinking the same thing! Cause it is full of win!

The forecast I have for that day is sunny and 55. So take it with a grain of salt, but IMHO, that's good ridin' weather. All I care is that Friday is looking like Sunny and 65! Perfect weather for a quick jaunt behind the hills of Juke Box Junction. If'n ya'll know's what I mean. And by know's what I mean, I mean riding Lightning Rod!

You know what I think! Countdown to Launch!

That red looks nice! Looking forward to riding it in a few weeks! Can't wait to get pink eye with the VR goggles.

I'm excited to see a hi G helix of death by them. This looks yummy!

^ Guy Kleppe likes this.

It will run, up the hill. It will run, yes it will. It will run, in sleet and rain. It will run, on preview day. It will run, and we will scream. It will run, just like a dream. First ride finished, my mind relieved, all this I know, cause I Believed. Yes, I believed, from beginning till end. I Believed in Dolly, and those dudes at Herschend. Never once did I falter, never once not held true. So to all those naysayers, "Suck it! Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!"

^Or will it?

Oh! Perhaps they are grilling some Bacon for the first riders?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It's just like Gorilla's in the Mist, with coasters. Probably just hazing the room up getting ready for Bambi to take center stage!

^Dare! Dare! In fact, I double dog dare ya!

Glitter and Bacon baby! Cause where there's glitter, there's strippers, and where there's bacon, there's bacon wrapped strippers covered in glitter! And that there is logic you can't deny.